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thanks a lot Trayce, just thanks a lot. have a nice life.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link

how about that hidden flight sim that was in excel 97, I think?

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

...

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i heard about that haitch. but is gaz teaching excel yet? or is that later on?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, Excel used to have an Easter Egg in it of a crappy flight sim game. I forget how to get into it tho. Some key combo.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Gah xpost a bajillion.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (eighteen years ago) link

hey also i heard there was some sort of flight simulator in excel!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (eighteen years ago) link

teehee

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:03 (eighteen years ago) link

*cries* ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Sometimes I think that ILX is some big AI simulation working out how crazies can live side by side.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm on night shift again this week fuxors... I'm gonna try and NOT DRINK AT ALL this week. Reckon I can do it? (That shouldnt even be a question, how terrible).

xpost heh. I learned when I was like, in my first year using the internet not to take the bait when people piled shit on me (and boy did some people pile nasty as all hell shit on me) - you only end up looking worse than the troll when you react, its a no win situ.

(I really do wish Jon'd quit it though).

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Do I have too thick a skin for ILX? Should I become more sensitive?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (eighteen years ago) link

nah

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Generic ILX0r: "Hello"
Me: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING BLACK?!?!?!?? FUCKING RACIST"

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:08 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks a lot Trayce, just thanks a lot.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:10 (eighteen years ago) link

don't you want her to have a nice life?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, a really nice one, and thanks for everything.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

see, what would you all talk about if it weren't for me?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Is "thanks a lot" gonna be the new "I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU" or something ;P

Orbit: we talk about you? Um... ookaay.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

the same stuff we've talked about for the last 20,000 posts we've collectively made on these threads i'd wager

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

[as a side note, I'd like to express my utter astonishment at being called 'racist' by an American who automatically assumes I'm American]

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

thanks, Trayce, thanks a lot.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyway, where were we.

Windows stories. Anyone remember having to use boot disks?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Doctor Who, corned beef, driving, the correct pronounciation of 'ass', having drinks, teaching, career disatisfaction, great trolls of ILX, Futurama, 'er indoors and my crappy writing.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i had to use one on my new PC the day afetr i got it :(

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

And Kate's art. Don't forget Kate's art.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeeze, Trayce, you know, you really...jeeze, just thanks.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahah hey adam! We talked about your arse thing while you were at the bar ;P

Erm.. or maybe I could word that a bit better.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Jim: nah not those rescue boot disks - the oldskool ones you had to use in DOS to play games like DOOM with. Kids these days dont know what bread they're butttered on, etc.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a still-working laptop with windows 3.11 installed on it!

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK OH NOES

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

oh no, i haven't used one of those since the early 90s

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, Kate's art is one of the few reasons for non-mongrels to come visit this thread.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

butttered

ass on the brain

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam, I hate you because you are black.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Least I'm not fucking caucasian.

Oh wait.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

*waits*

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn, you used to git yrslf tarred and feathered for that.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:23 (eighteen years ago) link

now it's all done from the inside with cigarettes and down

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Any other perceived minorities I can pick on? Females are a bit crap aren't they?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Also the gays are diseased, you can't go neat them without catching homosexualism.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:26 (eighteen years ago) link

You smoke your doona Jim?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:26 (eighteen years ago) link

YOURE a bit crap, Adam ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

PS I HATE ALL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU, and YOU,... and YOU smell a bit.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's great that you agree with me that gypsies should be rounded up and placed in camps.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

the air in my house is thick with feathers. cat hair too

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Goddamn stinky Australians. Theyre all convicts you know. And they wear ugg boots. And smell.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:29 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU FAIL TO WEAR ORGANIC UGG BOOTS THEREFORE I WILL PERSECUTE YU0

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

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