Things guys do.

how did this get so far without

30. your mom

it's missing a lot of key things. that thing some guys do where if you look at their 'ok' sign and they're holding it beneath the belt, it means they will flick you extremely hard in the testicles, is one thing

i probably would have a dozen children if it weren't that game, and i have never once flicked anyone in the balls or even thought about it. now i have to tan my balls all day to make up for what was taken away from me

where i grew up that just meant a free punch in the arm, guess i missed out

41. Tan their balls

i remember getting punched on the arm, which i also hated (i once had the wind knocked out of me in a baseball game on a pitch that hit me in the bicep. i've got nothing there, there's no padding). and then at some point it was just like "no now we're flicking balls"

40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

prescient!!