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the usa truly is exceptional after all

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 December 2022 05:35 (one year ago) link

next year will be proggier

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link

hahahaha

i'm not sure of the context but i take this as a good sign for next year. i give the year 2022 two thumbs down -- way down. jabbing both thumbs deeeeep into the soil where it gets very cold down. 2023 is going to be better. i fukken guarantee it

the official theme song of 2022 was 311's "down". the theme for 2023 is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI2lTwY0Jx8

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

oh ... the context is that instead of this year's 12-12-22 etc there will be 12-1-23 ... I still, over a decade later, remember WW yelling at me while correcting my rhythm on my ride cymbal when trying to play one of his Luttenbachers compositions

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link

yeah i think on 12-22-23 we're all going to open up a new document, type "ABACAB" and go back to bed

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

re: the DD-MM-YY vs. MM-DD-YY

the latter is much easier to sort in Excel. We really don't care about the day as much as the month, fwiw

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link

fuck the month, just give me the season

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link

i expect to have a birthday somewhere in Q2

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link

same with days. no more days. let's switch to moons

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link

Q2 of calendar or fiscal year though? Like my birthday is in Q2 ... but in a July - June fiscal year, otherwise I am Q4 tbh and tbrr

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

sarahell what is your fiscal year? your personal fiscal year?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

calendar quarter vs fiscal year quarter is going to supplant left vs right as the foremost ideological confrontation of the age

i vote calendar BUT i also propose calendar reform. i have described my preferred calendar reform many times over the years, at least once a year, so i will hold off on that for now

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

sorry, xp

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

only really good way to write dates is YYYY-MM-DD, the Chinese have this right.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link

calendar quarter vs fiscal year quarter is going to supplant left vs right as the foremost ideological confrontation of the age

and not only is the calendar year vs the July-June year (common to a lot of local government and public sector entities because it maps more easily onto an academic year) a thing, but did you know that the US government has an October - September fiscal year? Like, wtf???? Whose fucking year begins in October???

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link

did you know that the US government has an October - September fiscal year?

not only did i know that, but that was my first exposure to FY politics and, to me, that is the true FY

there's a reason i'm on the calendar side these days

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link

July through June is much better fyi ...

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link

the latter is much easier to sort in Excel. We really don't care about the day as much as the month, fwiw

Do you... care about the year?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 December 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

there are at least a dozen episodes of midsomer murders more entertaining and fun than either of these 2 movies.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 25 December 2022 14:10 (one year ago) link

yep, it's just more noisy garbage!

calzino, Sunday, 25 December 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link

i guess a spoiler here, so i'll hide it, but

the evil marine guy was a clone. so, doesn't that take all of the drama out of killing him? why does it matter if he dies? what is the difference between him dying vs a Sony Aibo dying? just go buy another!

non-spoilery: here's what i want to see. give me 5 clones of the evil marine, and they all love spider and want to be the "true father"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link

i'm going to assume that's about the fabelmans.

haha, oops, i actually meant to post that on that the real thread! but probably better here

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link

in my experience, "something's gone wrong" is usually related to whatever backend thing someone didn't clear out.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 29 December 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

i keep getting ads for Miralax and I have no trouble clearing my backend

sarahell, Friday, 30 December 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

Fresh milk! No lemonade? No ginger soy sauce?
Use yogurt! Of course not! small! Use MISO and THILI for a better taste!
Select! After the party of course!
Write a message
29-12-2 Of course!022 Of course!
will take place this year
Are you tired after walking? Experiences!
You are not a good friend. It is obvious! Of course I love you, send me!
Experiences! To turn on! what if there is no lemon? No ginger soy sauce?
Use yogurt! Use vinegar! Use MISO and THILI for a better taste!
leave the perfume! After the event!
You are lazy! Experiences! Of course I love you, send me!
milk? No lemonade? No Ravno ginger sauce! article
Use yogurt! Use vinegar! Use MISO and THILI for a better taste!
Select! All the time! This one!
You are lazy! I love you, send me!
Thanks for the poem, it seems clear my friend! Follow-up to the previous article that showed the importance of using and decorating the kitchen. This letter is about finding and enjoying creative new ways of eating, and the poem encourages readers to try new things and enjoy new ways of eating. Experiences!

| (Latham Green), Friday, 30 December 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link

Lol the final unction

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 20:52 (one year ago) link

That's like a mashup of the Feel Free To Write Poems and Post Them Here thread and the Biryani Carts one xp

The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link

this might be the most dystopian thing i've ever read

Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link

would hildur

mookieproof, Sunday, 8 January 2023 02:48 (one year ago) link

i created a chairman meow best cat name slack channel

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:38 (one year ago) link

historical record: The All Old ILX Board Archive!

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 16:53 (one year ago) link

look Jeff I'm gutted the Wolves lost tonight too but this is taking it too far

Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 22:46 (one year ago) link

Proximity to Johnny Depp claims another life

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link

And there's so much booze to drink up everywhere you turn
Liver Collins paid for's on the way

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 20 January 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

we should just call this thread "things"

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 23 January 2023 19:46 (one year ago) link

I think part of the reason why people don’t really take celiac disease seriously is because “celiac” sounds like another name for celery root, “cream of celiac soup”, etc. If people wanted to take the affliction seriously they’d call it Deathwheat Disease or something

french testicle (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 01:00 (one year ago) link

Going to say this thread passed the point of no return when raging terf everything feels comfortable showing up and joking there.

here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 08:35 (one year ago) link

i'm glad you like the soccer mommy record but i am not going to listen to your phosphorescent cum music

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 16:37 (one year ago) link

omg new borad description plz

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link

lmfaoooo

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 22:03 (one year ago) link

Which record is the phosphorescent cum record

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 February 2023 22:04 (one year ago) link

Developing a new respect for Facebook users tbh

here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Sunday, 5 February 2023 21:59 (one year ago) link

omg missed that Brad callout lol. quite a good description of death's dynamic shroud lol

imago, Sunday, 5 February 2023 22:08 (one year ago) link

ouch my mind

bald, mean and full of beans (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 February 2023 17:55 (one year ago) link

the thread police
they live inside of my head

sanguisug boggy bogg (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 14:29 (one year ago) link

halcyon days when ILM didn't give a shit about this bollocks

imago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link

Beebehwaddoweego
Sommerolahweeno-oh

The land of dreams and endless remorse (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 05:06 (one year ago) link


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