Hemorrhoids Must Go

put one of those hemorrhoid suppositories into my butthole and i did not like the sensation at all.

also my mother walked in without knocking midway. that'll be an awkward Christmas dinner convo

I don't like using those torpedoes, my arse is so catholic it keeps trying to pop it back out again! Not that it is any less horribly uncomfortable than squeezing a tube of zinc oxide up there with that intimidating looking applicator .. lol

my previous experience was only w/ the applicator but apparently they don't sell that version near me anymore.

lol welp....hopefully a week of this gross sensation is all i need