i appreciate how traditional all these are astronaut army man fancy boy thats the american male
Trump's "major announcement" turns out to be a series of $99 NFTs that are ugly even by the usual NFT standards. pic.twitter.com/f6r80q2PgB— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022
You might think the Trump NFTs are a scam. But if you buy 45 pics of an NFT like Shotgun Trump or Wall Street Trump — so, roughly $4500 worth — you get a ticket for a "Gala Dinner with Trump" pic.twitter.com/cDqlekG87Y— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022
i am going to acquire this Donald Trump NFT because it is the everyday looking version of him that we all know and love pic.twitter.com/zVnAS3H6xk— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
Once more life imitates On Cinema at the Cinema--Tim Heidecker came out trading cards earlier this year. At least those were physical cards, though!
― blatherskite, Thursday, December 15, 2022 11:29 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh my god it's the exact same vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTHw6xryUIU
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
I want pictures of everybody who buys one of these, can I get that via a FOIA request
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
the fuckin gold bars one haaaaa
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCM4i7XgAE5faF?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
the stupidest fucking world we live in
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
that trump steaks vibe. catch it! with TRUMPSTAKES TRADING NFTs
― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
the football one is incredible but i feel they missed a chance to make him more overtly the football coach like they coudlve given a headset or a clipboard
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link
big xpIf you have to buy something to enter a drawing, it's considered gambling.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link
And the football looks flat in the pic, like Tom Brady's deflategate all over again.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
totally read that as "group therapy session with #45", was about to get into crypto
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
I do not mean any respect by this, but it is pretty impressive how he has just always stayed the same guy no matter what.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
Everything he has done is 100 percent in line with 2nd-generation racist real estate scammer from Queens.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link
that's probably why they included a very fun and easy way to enter the contest without buying a piece of beautiful nft art:
No Purchase Mail-In Alternate Method of Entry: Beginning November 28, 2022 and continuing throughout the Sweepstakes Entry Period, to receive one (1) entry in the Sweepstakes without making a purchase, complete the following steps: (i) mail one (1) envelope to Official Donald Trump NFT Collection Sweepstakes, 1143 East Union St, Newark, NY 14513, with such envelope containing (1) one (1) self-addressed postage paid No. 10 envelope (except Vermont residents are not required to affix return postage), and (2) an index card with Entrant’s first name, last name, postal address e-mail address in non-black pen.
for some reason the requirement that non-black pens be used is cracking me up
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link
you can scroll down here to see the approximate cash equivalent values for the prizes:
https://www.collecttrumpcards.com/official-sweepstakes-rules#how-to-enter-the-sweepstakes
for example, you can either claim this amazing prize: "One (1) hour golf game at Trump Golf Palm Beach with President Trump for winner and two (2) guests at a date and time to be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion" ooooooooor you can take the $300 cash equivalent, it's up to you
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
fucking amazing that people flew thousands of miles in an attempt to murder the vice president and overthrow the government on behalf of this doofus
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
ok I might pay the $99 for this one
https://i.imgur.com/K1L9pU0.jpg
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
xpost i'm sure there is definitely no way those mailed envelopes get dumped in the trash
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
How long until this nob is on Cameo?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
you might be wondering, what is the equivalent of winning "One (1) ticket to a 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump, at a date and time to be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion. Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered." ??
as you'd expect, there is no equivalent of that prize. it is "priceless". however, if you must, you can trade that 2000 person zoom call for (1) Exclusive Limited Edition Trump NFT
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
Non-brown pens too, I would imagine.
― nickn, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
lmao
Individual 20 minute meeting with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago at a date and time determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion
$0/Priceless
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
your trap card is no match for my Blue Eyes White Supremacist
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
"Participants will have an opportunity to submit questions in advance of the Zoom call, but there is no guarantee that the question(s) will be asked or answered."
ok this is very funny!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
Holy shit, I hope someone records the 2,000 person 20 minute Zoom call with President Trump
― jmm, Thursday, 15 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
omg
― jmm, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link
I love this part:
A few lucky winners will receive Mystery Prizes! What is it? Even though we can’t reveal what the prizes are, we can tell you you’ll be very happy to receive this Mystery Prize if you’re a President Donald J. Trump fan!
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
has Trump ever delivered on one of those "have dinner with me" sweepstakes? feels like he's promoting this all the time but never does it
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link
"Where's the Bored Ape Channel?"
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/CGDEZEk.jpg
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link
i’d be shocked if even half of these in-person prizes get fulfilled
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:13 (one year ago) link
first prize: a one-hour dinner with donald trumpsecond prize: a two-hour dinner with donald trump
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link
Third prize is you're fired — as in, Trump will call and leave "You're fired!" as your outgoing voice mail message on your phone.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link
"really incredible artwork"
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link
the astronaut one looks a lot like Joe Biden
― symsymsym, Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
This absolutely made my day.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:47 (one year ago) link
This would all be beyond hilarious if Trump was still just that douche from The Apprentice but as is it just adds another item to the list of reasons why I can't vacate this insane timeline soon enough
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link
Like there's a non-zero chance that this human shart could be president. Again. Nothing about any of this is okay.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 December 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link
i been hackedall my trumps gone
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link
Why is the "hand signed memorabilia" one signed by a Louise Marylin?
― Evan, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link
It doesn’t say whose hand
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
honestly they're so bad i think they're worth $99
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
"Oh wow I like your picture of famous race car driver... Doris Murphy?"
― Evan, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
i love the "handsigned memorabilia" part as it cuts to Trump signing his name with a stylus on a tablet
― circa1916, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link
goodbye TelSell, hello TrumpDump
― I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link
Meant to discourage bulk submissions. There used to be a whole thing where a "wet signature" with blue pen was thought to indicate "signed for real" instead of "scanned once and printed multiple times" (even though laser printers have been able to print in blue for quite a long while).
They don't want any of the prizes to be won by someone with an elaborate mass-spamming operation like in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
― Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
Trump has lost his spot on the hero pantheon for the Christian traditionalist fascists
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 December 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link
xp how has no one done a bit where trump gives out golden tickets for a tour of maralago with oompaloompa housekeepers, chocolate swamp golf course, q gum that tastes like conspiracy, private teevee cameras, great glass escalators etc etc etc
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 December 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link
because Willy Wonka is a beloved and magical character and not a venal, whining narcissist?
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 15 December 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link
would def buy nft of trump as willy wonka fyi
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:01 (one year ago) link
Would buy NFT of Trump being sucked into the Fudge Room.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:03 (one year ago) link