solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

adding: not quite sure why i'm here analysing jokes that aren't working told by someone i think is a vast toxic idiot never not acting in bad faith

― mark s, Monday, December 5, 2022 3:46 PM (yesterday)

the blade i tell you!

I love rereading my old posts because there was usually some insanely funny shit surrounding them.

― HI DERE, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

call and response

you guys really enjoy getting mad over nonsense
― J0rdan S.

i'm not really screaming into the void i just don't want to work
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

iiiiii don't want to work
i just want to scream into voids all day

forgot to vote in this but i'm with the majority

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, January 25, 2023 12:05 PM (forty-two minutes ago)

it came out and I thought "this is great!" and then never really wanted to to revisit it.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

That weird phenomenon of message boards, particularly one where people are constantly saying there are only 4 people left, where there are television threads where it feels like *everyone* is watching all the telly all the time saying shit like 'it gets good in season 12!' and I have no sense of how there is so much time available in the world for people to fill. Then you step into the next room where no one is watching anything at all and I feel like my brain is going to pop.

― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Thursday, March 9, 2023

BTW the Bureau of Labor Statistics says five grand in 1980 (date of Holiday in Cambodia) is worth nearly $20,000 today.

― Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland)

at least there weren't any songs I skipped though.

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, May 20, 2023 3:15 PM

Was this the thread where we mentioned Donald Fagen and Lou Reed or was it a previous one?

― Holly Godarkbloom (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 June 2023 13:08 (eight minutes ago) link

Or referencing or whatever, again, I haven’t listened to the song

― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:23 (four hours ago) link

he may be one of the worst humans in history but he will almost certainly go down as one of the all-time great posters

― frogbs, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 10:12 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Garu G?

[yes I know it's Trump]