Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

And 1 cent for Ted Cruz is just *kiss*

Biden v DeSantis: Ghoul Fite

Don't know how important this will be in the grand scheme of things

Scoop: Trump owed hidden debt while in office. https://t.co/XHvBPPZmHG

— Dan Alexander (@DanAlexander21) December 4, 2022

Well now he’s finally toast

Yup, he's done [Muellersmirking.jpg]

https://i.giphy.com/media/k49oXgsKbVQ4g/giphy.gif

"I've got hidden debt too! He's just a regular guy like me, that why blah blah blah..." - 40% of Americans

Also:

[PictureofTrumpfacewhilezonedoutandgassy.jpg] He knows he's done

Ah of course:

Lawyers for former president Donald Trump found at least two items marked classified after an outside team hired by Trump searched a storage unit in West Palm Beach, Fla., used by the former president, according to people familiar with the matter.

"Wait you mean I wasn't supposed to put the nuclear codes over in my local Public Storage?"

Well, I'm sure that's all of them.

Thinking about Trump’s need to stay relevant and be in the headlines all the time. I’m starting to rethink my default stance which is that he needs to die or go to prison as soon as possible. If he manages to cling to life and relevance for another decade or two- how much chaos and dissension can he throw into the Republican ranks going forward? The more that Republican leadership finds it necessary to repudiate him or what he says- he has always had a need to punch back harder- how will it feel for them now, the more that his ire is turned toward those who had enabled him in the past? They have a monster to deal with now, who commands a huge portion of their support but who no longer has the ability to win big elections for them. I had hoped back in 2016 that he would fracture the Republican party and dash their plans, hopes, and expectations for the next several decades. Obviously his winning the presidency was a disaster from which we will take generations to recover- especially as regards the Supreme Court- but lately it’s starting to feel more like he is an albatross around their necks. I’m honestly starting to root for him to continue fucking up their plans to dominate the country and rewrite the Constitution, as opposed to just dying and getting swept under the rug. I’m not sure how this makes me feel- I’ve been monitoring the news daily for over 5 years now, waiting for him to die so I can dance on his grave. Now, I kind of want to see how much damage he can do to the Republican party. He’s like a wild card that they somehow never adequately planned for turning against them.

I think Dem leadership feels the same as you... he's become a useful anchor in statewide races, as was proven yesterday in Georgia

Him running for president from prison would be almost as funny as him going to prison would be satisfying

YES

Oh my goodness Trump’s “major announcement” is even more pathetic than I anticipated pic.twitter.com/5IzjklP7Fo

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 15, 2022

I thought this was Christmas not April 1st?

Limited edition digital cards? So ... NFTs.

raise up off these NFTs
cos you gets none of deez

gotta admit--that is some amazing ART

very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting.

It's been a long time since I've seen a trading card this exciting

lol it really grosses me out when he or whoever writes his tweets imitates his speaking style but in tweet form (the “i believe” thrown in there at the end)

he is the reigning "trump champion" it's right on the blet

He really loves wrestling belts.

Super heroes usually have big belts that they win by beating bad guys it's true

Each Digital Trading Card (NFT) is not only a rare collectible, it automatically enters YOU INTO A SWEEPSTAKES for a chance to win 1000’s of incredible prizes and meet the one and only #45! There's no purchase necessary to enter!

exciting doesn't half cover it

another classic Trump moment

i hope the hinternets track til there's a winner and a ceremony/intro

its funny to imagine that thirsty scammers around him have likely spent countless hours trying to explain NFTs to him in order to convince him to sign off on any # of NFT crap but he didnt get it, and what finally made it click is the comparison to baseball cards, something he understands & remembers

Do the cards have stats?

Would be funny if it was like a Magic the Gathering card or Pokemon or something, and he got all his people trading, and battling or hunting snipes or whatever it is people do with those cards.

I would pay good money to watch Trump try to explain exactly what an NFT is. xp

There's one card in the video where Trump (looking like Nicolai Carpathian) is having dinner with a couple while Armageddon rages outside

I really hope I get one these for christmas

omg this is the promo video from trump's nft card project, im dying. this clown. maybe now people will believe that im not making this up!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/4Cx9u3Xe6E

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 15, 2022

The video is peak Trump. "Dinner with me. I don't know if that's an amazing price, but it's what we have."

Once more life imitates On Cinema at the Cinema--Tim Heidecker came out trading cards earlier this year. At least those were physical cards, though!

No Purchase Necessary for the sweepstakes? Is that for some legal reason?

the laser eyes?? the unbelievable crappiness? it’s a fuckin lot, people

xpost yes

dying

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkB_zvQXEAACGJb?format=png&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCAoV8XoAMVeXW?format=jpg&name=medium

https://i.imgur.com/xOXXUz8.png

That infomercial is amazing.

AI art has really come a long way, huh?

i appreciate how traditional all these are astronaut army man fancy boy thats the american male

Trump's "major announcement" turns out to be a series of $99 NFTs that are ugly even by the usual NFT standards. pic.twitter.com/f6r80q2PgB

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022

You might think the Trump NFTs are a scam. But if you buy 45 pics of an NFT like Shotgun Trump or Wall Street Trump — so, roughly $4500 worth — you get a ticket for a "Gala Dinner with Trump" pic.twitter.com/cDqlekG87Y

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) December 15, 2022

i am going to acquire this Donald Trump NFT because it is the everyday looking version of him that we all know and love pic.twitter.com/zVnAS3H6xk

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 15, 2022

Once more life imitates On Cinema at the Cinema--Tim Heidecker came out trading cards earlier this year. At least those were physical cards, though!

― blatherskite, Thursday, December 15, 2022 11:29 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh my god it's the exact same vibe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTHw6xryUIU

I want pictures of everybody who buys one of these, can I get that via a FOIA request

the fuckin gold bars one haaaaa

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkCM4i7XgAE5faF?format=jpg&name=medium

the stupidest fucking world we live in

that trump steaks vibe. catch it! with TRUMPSTAKES TRADING NFTs

the football one is incredible but i feel they missed a chance to make him more overtly the football coach like they coudlve given a headset or a clipboard

big xp
If you have to buy something to enter a drawing, it's considered gambling.