holy shit
― deeznuts, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Ducks Get Police Escort Across 4 Lanes
― Abbott, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
What happened to the incest dad!?!?!
― David R., Friday, 2 May 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Incest Dad Gets Police Escort Into 4 Lanes
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Incest Ducks Gets Police Escort Into 4 Lanes
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"Shocking Ad Shows Real Waterboarding" lol
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm gonna buy shirts for every headline that appears every day for a week
― akm, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:26 (fifteen years ago) link
no i'm not
Incest dad stuck in a tree in Austria
― StanM, Friday, 2 May 2008 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link
k-i-s-s-i-n--------- oh i'm going to hell.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Say hi to incest dad when you get there!
― David R., Friday, 2 May 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
here's the other irritating thing about cnn.com lately: why the fuck are so many news stories video only? I know cnn is a tv network, but most of these things have AP or reuters written news stories; please put those up as well. I'd rather not sit here at watch TV at work.
― akm, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Teens texting, 'sexting' on cell phones
― abanana, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
yea, I'd like to see the video as an embed like right justified inside the text story
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i32.tinypic.com/w8amif.png
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:30 (fifteen years ago) link
also not clear if 3rd headline refers to first headline or second
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:31 (fifteen years ago) link
why no t-shirt for the dead thrown into rivers?
― akm, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link
aren't the last two just sub-headlines for the first?
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i better start the RIP Mario thread
http://i25.tinypic.com/5ej05x.png
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Mom's gift to kids: 'No!'
aw, sweet
― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you trying to soothe your child with things?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Jaime sticks to asking her mom for "important stuff -- like shoes," she says.
SMOTHER HER WITH SHOES
― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm
TRACER HAND: why doesn't the BBC have a headline shirt business
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm glad someone else noticed that story.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm psychic...I have that ESPN. My boobs can tell when it's going to rain.
Well, they can tell when it's raining.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/sci_nat_enl_1210267279/img/laun.jpg
WHERE DA TITTIES AT????
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Dead voted off of 'Dancing with the Stars', Living wait for Aid
― Hurting 2, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
those baby tits are terrifying
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
More boobs need gapping yellow maws and protuberant bruises.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
YELLOW NIPPLE VACUUM WILL PALPATE YOUR GLANS AWKWARDLY
are you on something
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
!
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
o_O pills f'rinstance
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
though even I have to admit that "my boobs can tell me when it's raining" would make a great song lyric, particularly for a ballad
I am trying to ruin boobs.
...? maybe?
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
that was an awesome o_O though, not a creepy o_O
xxpost "my boobs can tell me when it's raining" is from Mean Girls!
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
oh I only remember the bus collision from that movie
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
My penis can tell when it's raining too! Though I have to stand naked outside for it to work.
― Tuomas, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf, tuomas.com
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
So I guess those junior-high dirty joke books finally crossed the Atlantic.
― David R., Friday, 9 May 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Awww, dude.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP pelican. If it died.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
it's really vile and demeaning when they refer to people as "iReporters", esp. the widows of dead soldiers and people battling cancer etc.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 23 May 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/23/charles.growth.ap/index.html
bye, Camilla
― HI DERE, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.nailpassion.com/famousw/Camilla/wncamilla.jpg
Will miss U.
― Abbott, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
this is a gr8 thread
― deej, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
FDA warns of harmful nipple cream
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/05/23/fda.nipple.cream.ap/index.html
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
iReporters? So condescending, like 'citizen journalist'. Previous generations could understand the meaning of 'vox populi' just fine.
Also where's the writ from Apple?
― suzy, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link