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'm sure someone else can analyze why he likes to frame everything in the manner that makes the most sense to him.

I'll give it a try. Momus is a bounded rational agent.

DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

zingamabob.

ANYWAY I don't really think that Momus article is worth discussing, he's just an old man complaining about the kids these days (again), just using a couple of recent articles about gadgets as the frame of reference (as old men who like to complain are wont to do when they are getting paid to grumble and bitch).

DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

no, momus isn't very interesting, but i will say this to cement jon's point above -- leave it to momus to explore the dubious 'ethics' of the air-guitar shirt without giving a single thought to the possible medical applications of the underlying technology. fucking idiot.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

in other not-news, Bill O'Reilly and Momus apparently agree with each other.

DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

What does Momus think about the OJ special?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

haha typed "wiinis" into google and got this -- wii @ target stores.
of course, don't know if this info is valid or recent

http://wiinis.com/targetwii.htm

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I now have Zelda, Excite Truck and Red Steel.

But no Wii.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

wow!

DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so close to buying one on ebay. Conspicuous consumption indeed.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i am going to the nintendo world store to pwn u

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't make me get all Michael Richards on you, Jon.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

That Target list was just the alleged initial allocation.

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

So glad you guys agree the broken TV thing is bogus.
Hold on to the damn controller, CONƒPIRATORS.

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hate to bring it up again but this part is too funny:
OK, let's look at the ethics of that. As a self-taught guitar player -- and perhaps a bit of a puritan -- I subscribe to the "no pain, no gain" school of thought. In order to play the guitar, you should learn the guitar.

WAAAAAAAAA no one appreciates me anymore!

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Momus should teach himself how to sing next

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.slate.com/id/2154157

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

amen

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/11/slatewiiyes.jpg

whatever, xbox fanboy :D

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

and with headlines like that, the fanboy choruses flipout and ad impressions RISE

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.slate.com/id/2154158/nav/tap1/

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I even found myself getting into a slight crouch and dancing on the balls of my feet as I awaited an oncoming serve.

OK THIS DUDE SUCKS

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

She even proposed a brilliant addition: a Wii Remote for your feet to add to the fun of a Wii-enabled fighting game.

BRILLIANT

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Sure enough, when I tried hitting a baseball in another game, it was another exercise in round pegs versus round holes.

so uh, the pegs fit perfectly?

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

JON WHY DON'T YOU ASK SANTA FOR AN XMAS WII???

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yay xbox

o_-

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

She even proposed a brilliant addition: a Wii Remote for your feet to add to the fun of a Wii-enabled fighting game.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4156/activatorhp4.jpg

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i cant figure out how you are supposed to use the Wii controller while in a drunk/stoned half-coma completely horizontally sprawled out on your couch

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

if i'm lucky this gets released in 2310 here in belgium.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

what is belgium

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I THINK ITS A RESTAURANT IN PARK SLOPE?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

DOES IT HAVE THOSE REALLY GOOD FRENCH FRIES? THOSE ARE GOOD.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

YEA IT HAS THOSE FRENCH FRIES THAT R CUT IN A GRID? I DONT KNOW WHAT U CALL THEM THOUGH

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

This device is called a nunchuk, since that's kind of what it looks like when you connect the two wireless controllers with a cord. But if you think you'll be able to whip them around like Bruce Lee, you're in for the first of many disappointments.

tards be game bloggin'

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

wii on thii way

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I am really tempted to get one, and just zone out for a week straight playing Zelda, despite all the issues of buying any console at release. x_x

ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i cant figure out how you are supposed to use the Wii controller while in a drunk/stoned half-coma completely horizontally sprawled out on your couch

you pay some chinese students and homeless dudes to play Zelda for you while they bring you drinks, duh

dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

see u all at nintendo store 6 am tmrw

MICH4EL (WHADDAPPPPP), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I THINK THEY ARE CALLED POMMES FRITES OR SOMETHING!

XPOST!

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Gilbert Arenas wanted to get a Wii, but reports on his blog that he struck out:

Man, I couldn’t get it. I stood outside no hours and got nothing. That’s when you sit in your room and try to use your celebrityism. I didn’t get nothing. I knew I should have called and said I was D-Wade. “Um, hello, this is D-Wade … This is LeBron … Can I come over there and get one of them?” Then I would have had one.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 07:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I THINK THEY ARE CALLED POMMES FRITES OR SOMETHING!

No, we call'em frieten.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link

SUCCESS:

http://i15.tinypic.com/44g39jb.jpg

MICH4EL (WHADDAPPPPP), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a boy!

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

IT'S A PLAID SHIRT! OR TWO!

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys sure don't look very stoked for the madness.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I know some dudes who work at a game software co., they got hooked up and apparently wii boxing is where the shit is at.

Also they've had development PS3s for a year and think they suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes look totally zombified, probably from all the hours spent wii hunting.

ALLAH FROG (Sleepy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

IT'S A PLAID SHIRT! OR TWO!

Ian and I have noize understudies.

You guys sure don't look very stoked for the madness.

xpost, DUDES BE UP EARLY

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link


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