HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer

TADAH!

you people are full of jokes

fried jokes

I marked it work unsafe so the bright colors would make it easier for you to find. because here at the ITR, we care.

YOU THINK THEY GAVE YOU A HARD TIME

DEEP FRIED BABY

How's your friend (besides tasty)?

I guess this didn't happen after all ;_;

at least he didn't put his eye in there.

True

he probably immediately touched his eye

Will they never learn?

pics?

james redd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

omg

omg

I did not need to watch that

a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay

sorry CaAL - figured reposting a video in the 'HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer' came with an implicit health warning

disappointed that no-one responded 'madness' to Richard 3

a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay

this is a hell of a short story

"sustained grunt" is haunting

a sustained grunt would be what i'd imagine you'd muster if transfixed by a longbow

that's pretty much what it was like. he was extremely tough - there were cashiers in the front, 10 feet away, who didn't even know what had happened until later. even me, right by him - i don't think i noticed until a few seconds into it. it was the splash of all the oil onto the floor and fryer area that i noticed first

one of the big cliques in our school were the cowboys. he was older than me by about 5 years, but he was definitely a cowboy. as you'd expect, one big thing about them was toughness and not crying and just trying to be a badass. or not trying to be, i guess - they'd fucking burn their arms in a deep fryer and not even scream, that seems legit.

did this friend in OP have a trucker hat

to KM's co-worker, did they sell any of the seafood cooked in the now tainted basket

welp i made the mistake of watching Kerm's video

no they did not. it went straight to the soylent green factory for speciality packaging

It's ok onimo, I know I will be compelled to watch lots of things I probably shouldn't due to morbid curiosity, that's the way of the internet. That's even worse than the Mungo Jerry anti-drink-driving ad they showed on tv in the 90s.

Next time I have a dire medical emergency involving a deep-fried hand I am definitely going to Google "hand immersed in deep fryer" first, and when that doesn't give me much good advice I am going to log onto a message board (any old board will do in an emergency!) and post about it, in case anyone there has some words of wisdom to share. afaik, this is SOP for severe burns. thx, Richard 3 for showing me how its done by a pro!

was that where they showed Mungo Jerry sentenced to being run over by a drunk driver due to writing "In the Summertime"

xpost? idek anymore

It's not as bad when you know what's coming.

But still, aged 12 this was =0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ma_Xv7rGM

horrifying.

they're actually mouthing the lyrics to Mungo Jerry.

wow, i don't think I'll sleep tonight.

oh and they're all dead at the end? neat.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/i5UNioOalChHp9AMUoWVVE7BKBreKhPxlmau-jG_SSxuj_CdDWzEvH3CfoRHfRGmE86wt9JGo6Ej3IZJTXouX20Xd_NNNqOY8AQgYoF9

^best game