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THE PRESIDENTIAL PRAYER TEAM??????

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh baby

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

it's not really that arbitrary, but whatever

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Why are you upset about people saying she's too thin? Who cares? I think she is, but I don't actually give a shit 'cause hey, her body, right? I just tend to want to force feed everyone a cheeseburger. Call it a character flaw if you must.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Luna, I haven't eaten dinner yet...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

C'mere...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Frankly luna, I was a little put off by statements like: "I could break that bitch" and "She looks like fucking Skeletrix" among others.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

lighten up, dude

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

don't worry poor widdew Windsay, Spencer will save you from those mean Internets!

― Shakey Mo Coolier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Something many people forget in their railing at the 12-foot lizards who have enslaved Hollywood casting directors in their skinny hegemony is that the camera adds about 5-10 pounds.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Which it does.

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

sigh

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

But I'm not saying them about you, and unless she's your sister, I fail to see how you could take them so personally. I don't know her, you don't either, and I've said much worse about better people.

Besides, she DOES look too thin... assuming that picture is her and is not photoshopped. She looks like a lollipop with legs. I find that unattractive. From the discussion on this thread, it ain't just me... but I digress.

I apologize if I offended you - I talk a lot of shit, it's true, but it's usually all in jest, and I wouldn't intentionally offend someone.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

the Skeletrix comment had me giggling. but wait, i must be considerate and touchy-feely unoffensive to every possible person on the planet! my bad

anyway, how bout that herbie?

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

No no, you didn't offend me. I know it's all in fun, but there's this edge to it that I'm curious about.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Also Jess, sorry to ruin your thread.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

here
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― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I sense a lot of uncalled-for venom in the statements here about her being too thin.

Word. Chicks losing weight does not mean that they are anorexic.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

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http://photos1.blogger.com/img/273/1483/320/lohan-GQcover%20full.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh no, I really don't hate her or anything... I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

even the "fat" stars in Hollywood are weight-obsessed anorexics.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000096IAH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

group hug

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.lindsayimages.com/albums/Magazine%20Scans/Rolling%20Stone%20People%20of%20the%20Year%20(December%202004)/normal_1.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

grr

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Let me repeat: THE CAMERA ADDS 5-10 POUNDS. People who want to look a certain weight ON MOTION-PICTURE FILM must actually weigh 5-10 pounds less than that. Something to keep in mind.

xpost looks like I missed the hug while I was shouting.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

please explain this miracle of physics to me Tracer. Judging by what comes out of Hollywood its more like the camera SUBTRACTS 20 pounds.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link

god bless you, spencer

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

(seriously, wtf has happened to michael keaton's career?)

-- strng hlkngtn (

I'm on it, Strongo

Keaton's Post-Batman Career Arc

The Lessons of White Noise

http://entertainmentcomplex.blognation.us/_photos/Michael%20Keaton%20White%20Noise.thumb.jpg

― EComplex (EComplex), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.gceleb.com/L/lindsay_lohan/lindsay-lohan-296.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

For you Jess

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i love the arc this thread has taken

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link

At this time, I would like to endorse this thread.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.channel1031.com/wwyd/pics/lindsey_lohan.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

She looks very odd there.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Shakey exactly, just imagine what these "Skeletrixes" look like in REAL LIFE!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I think she looks Ann Margret-ish

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/chosen000007/Lindsay%20Lohan/Photoshoots%20and%20Magazines/lohanannmargret3.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Also

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

And thus the generations continue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Ugh, that blonde has got to go. It's yellow!

After seeing the above-picture, I want to hug Ann-Margret.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I can totally see a remake of Grumpy Old Men in like 30 years with LL, Frankie Muniz, and jason schwartzman.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:44 (eighteen years ago) link

One last small thing, before the uabated Lohanfest continues:

But I'm not saying them about you, and unless she's your sister, I fail to see how you could take them so personally. I don't know her, you don't either, and I've said much worse about better people.

I have brought this subject up several times before with regards to other people. Also, you never know who knows who - not that I do, although I have met her and she seemed very nice.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

to think it's the director of "3 women" and the writer of "homegrown democrat" that turned her into paris richie. fight the real enemy etc.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

so Luna has some deep-seeded pyschological issues that manifest themselves in the form of mocking celebrities. Thank you, Dr. Chow.

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

People question Spencer's Hollywood cred to their peril!!!!!

Word.

― EComplex (EComplex), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Unfortunately, I have NO Hollywood cred!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

not even here?:

http://lakeconroe.com/customer/4581/images/Hollywood%20Video.jpg

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link

oops, I think luna needs your defending her about as much as Lindsay Lohan needs mine.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link

well, she did ask me for it, and i don't think lindsay asked you.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

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