abysmal real names

Ppl with last name 'F4rt1ngt0n'

in the first place i worked we had someone called Txxxx Far who wasn't best pleased with the company's SurnameInitial email addresses

LL - there's also an Isaiah Peed, putting things in the past tense

I was playing an American Football GM simulator game and decided to play with fake players and two of the names it came up with were:

Pooh Brown
Oliver Schmuck

LL - there's also an Isaiah Peed, putting things in the past tense

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal)

I say, I peed. Cruel parents.

One of the Jan 6 rioters is named Albuquerque Head.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/27/politics/capitol-attack-january-6-fanone-albuquerque-head-sentenced/index.html

https://www.espncricinfo.com/player/liberty-heap-1184036

one of those 50/50 decisions that could have gone into 'great' but honestly i can't cope with this one

That cricket website is a goldmine for anybody writing a novel set in the late 1800s where the villain is a British imperialist. It's almost like a random name generator but with actual names. All you have to do is smush together a forename and some surnames. Obviously you can't use real names otherwise the people who owned those names would take legal action. As per e.g. Ernő Goldfinger, who tried to sue Ian Fleming for using his surname but decided against it, perhaps foreseeing what would come to be called the Streisand Effect.

William Conrad Francis Smeed is an evil-sounding name, and yet instead of dedicating his entire life to evil he decided to occupy some of his time with cricket, so he can't be entirely evil. He might not be evil at all! NB I'm writing this in case he googles his own name and finds this thread. He's a trained cricketer with access to body armour and a cricket bat. It's sad clicking on some of those names and seeing that they last played in 2020. Sometimes I forget that COVID ever happened, and then something comes along and reminds me.

Do you know how see the cuckoo cloths. Cookit cloths.

Guy just joined my company called hunt3r f1t3

m4lissa l4ws

GREAT spelling of melissa and such a melodious combination with 'laws'

fanny ardant

https://scholars.uow.edu.au/hugh-forehead

Ellinor D’Melon

Priscila Chinchilla

that is an amazing name!! i am a fan

(a fan of the name, i am not familiar with the person whatsoever)

I've got a feeling I posted it on the Great Real Names thread

There's a guy where I work called Charles Manson.

Thangam Debbonaire

That is a fantastic name.

Abysmal politician though.

we have a trainee named J3ss!ca Death

this is simultaneously abysmal and great

We don't need that fascist groove Thangam Debbonaire

So, how long has this been going on? This...this Thangam Debbonaire?

Good name, imo.

Apparently she changed her name from Thangam Singh.

Thangam Style

Sorry again that is an amazing name

I meant they in reference to Jessica D3ath

Ugh!! *that
banning myself from posting til I can get my typos under control

we only soured on the name because we encountered it minutes after Pee-Wee died

Kenneth cheesebro

Will Witt

https://www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bernie-porn-pollster,19529

bernie porn-pollster, a winning platform for 2024

i'm into Bernie Porn's glamour shots

president of EPIC MRA

Cumberland "Cum" Posey

https://i.ibb.co/4tRyyMk/Screenshot-2023-10-21-at-12-20-59.png

Cody Fendant, I'm not so sure about you

^^excellent

t0ny sk4nchy, whose full name must be 4nthony sk4nchy - both abysmal

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson on Monday named Ginger K. Gooch to serve as the state’s next Supreme Court judge, solidifying a female majority on the state’s highest court.

Gooch, a judge on the Missouri Court of Appeals, Southern District in Springfield, was one of three judges nominated for the position by a seven-member commission last week. She will fill the vacancy left by Judge Patricia Breckenridge, who retired earlier this month.

“Her work ethic is unquestioned and unmatched,” Parson said during a press conference in Jefferson City on Monday. “She is a loving mother, a dedicated wife and a proud woman of faith. One thing that has become clear to me is Judge Gooch has a passion for service.”

*snort*

Fabio Tr<p>ü</p>mpy

trying to do an umlaut "u"

tipping back over into 'great' imho. like if you're dealing with the surname trumpy, fabio is absolutely the way to go

I know o f a Doctor who's real last name is Doctor

"What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?"

"Well, a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces'. You see, a long time ago a man's name was his profession."

"Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread"

"Exactly"

"So what did John Hancock do?"

oof!

Alan Treefucker

of the Lubbock Treefuckers?

yes.