Tell Me about the Fender Jazzmaster (MOD: Also Jaguar, etc.)

couple of honeys hanging at my place
https://i.imgur.com/d2ZKdIj.jpg

That red matching headstock looks sharp.

Cheers. I was never a Candy Apple Red fan but that one is 35 years old and has darkened up nicely.

Roy Clark is the best...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT2PTetKMU8

Someone posted photos of the new Squire 12-string Jazzmaster's insides to r/offset and everyone is going full Zapruder film on the parts and possibilities
https://www.reddit.com/r/offset/comments/144c2d9/for_anyone_wondering_these_are_the_inner_workings/

Upgrade the wiring and the pickups and you would have a hell of a cool guitar with one of them.

do i need one of these? no

do i want one of these? fuck yes

For those that have a rat, big muff, blues driver AND a tone bender... a little something for everyone!:

https://www.fender.com/en-US/effects-pedals/boost-gain/fender-shields-blender-limited-edition/0234552099.html

huh i have a fender blender but i almost never use it, it's such an extreme and distinct sound

Run a pedalboard with the Albini Dude Incredible, Shields Blender and Sunn O))) Life Pedal to cover all your non-time based bases.

toss in the hizumitas pedal that earthquaker did w/the lady from boris!

I have a Rowland S Howard signature pedal - MXR D+ + Blue Box but I've never been able to tell if it's not functioning correctly or if the Blue Box is just that unusable for me. D+ side sounds great though.

I'm bringing my Acid Fuzz Sonic Boom 3-in-1 to this signature pedal festival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjY2QJ1QnsU

(the catch is that you have to figure out Shields' tuning in order to do all that)

trying to figure out why this is $2-300 more than a stock Blender and it's basically the sag/clipping voltage feature (not really present on any mbv material afaik?)...

seems like i would rather take my regular blender and bring it to my soldering/mod guy and pay him $50 to mod it?

Ultra deep dive on the Squire Jazzmaster XII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvll3Jwn2M

People need to stop making me want that.