Why I love the Daily Mail, as distilled into one story.

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To be fair, it was John Kosh who said about "EMI said it won't sell", as stated in the Telegraph.

To be blunt, clearly the Daily Mail nicked the whole article, photos and all.

Mark G, Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't know Dacre was so into recycling!

clear chanel (suzy), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

In what universe is this a front page story, even in batshit Paul Dacreland?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link

eh who doesn't separate that stuff anyway?

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Loads of people?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:30 (fourteen years ago) link

food waste? tbh once i take out the recyclable stuff that's all i have left.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't understand why they're getting quite so 'URRGHH SLOP BUCKETS' about this. Food waste is currently collected with the rest of your rubbish once a week. Under the proposed system, food waste will still be collected once a week, but just separated out from the rest of your waste. What's the difference?

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Not sure which is funniest - the picture of the Victorian slop bucket or the nightmare vision of maggots and rats overrunning the nation's kitchens.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

euroc-rats, surely

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, that Victorian illustration is just someone emptying the laundry bucket, isn't it? Can't see it being appropriate unless they used to use rotting meat instead of fabric conditioner.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I can imagine Dacre having to be forcibly restrained from including an image of a 1665 plague-cart.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, I guess the slop bucket is what you have to put the food in during the week? Presumably this will be covered, perhaps with some kind of "lid", to keep the insects and rodents out.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I have one in my kitchen with just such an ingenious "lid" contraption. No maggots, flies or rats in evidence yet.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

As long as it has an airtight lid it shouldn't be a problem.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

gonna take millennia for this type of technology to become available cheaply enough to have in every home

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe when it does become inexpensive we could all throw parties...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link

...parties where we can discuss and maybe even purchase this awesome future tech.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link

jeez what planet you even on? that's crazy talk.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Is the Not In My Back Yard or Not Under My Kitchen Sink?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Mr Dacre and the Rats of Nimby

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link

In what universe is this a front page story, even in batshit Paul Dacreland?

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:13 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

600+ comments, though. anyone who's worked on a local newspaper knows bin collection is the only public service people really care about.

joe, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:22 (fourteen years ago) link

The same rotten entity that tries to enforce these unworkable bully boy policies are the same ones who know all about polluting our skies and air with CHEMTRAILS. Just look above your head every morning on the way to work.

I wonder whether this comment will get published!!

- Terry, London, UK, 15/9/2009 13:03

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

"They DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUNS to rule us. End of."

Steady on, Robert from Worcester. It's just a food recycling bin.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahahaha

Robert from Worcester gonna be all holed up in his cabin Charles Bronson-style executing hundreds of plastic bin-wielding council employees.

Eugene Sander-Rygar (MPx4A), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

"I wonder if the Daily Mail will publish my comment against the government, based as it is on ignorance and mistrust" - Terry from Laahndon...

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

xp "I don't like bin-days"

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Robert from Worcester: "Hey, Johnson. Recycle this."
Robert from Worcester: [detonates bin]

Eugene Sander-Rygar (MPx4A), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Robert from Worcester, walking away as backdrop explodes with huge loss of bureaucrat life:

"Takin out the trash"

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Hillary Benn has just waded into the comments section, good luck there feller.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

darraghmac just made me cry with laughter

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a point your paper has made on several occasions and I agree with you on this. Every year Britain sends 6.7 million tons of food to landfill, where it contributes to dangerous methane emissions.

says Hil.

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link

just to clarify something- when this food waste goes into a special bin, where does it go to from there if not landfill? pigfood?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, I pressed the green arrow on Hillary Benn's comment, now I see it's back to zero.

Anyone want to press some green arrows there? Just for the hell of it?

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually, just realised I pressed the wrong one, about the dogs who woof down food.

As opposed to chickens, who just cluck it down, right?

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

cats' cheeeow down

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

just to clarify something- when this food waste goes into a special bin, where does it go to from there if not landfill? pigfood?

It basically gets composted. Both the end product and the heat the process generates can be re-used, along with any waste gas.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

well that's highly commendable.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

lol waste gas pfft

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's from all the baked beans...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link

My sister looked out of her window a couple of weeks ago, and there marching across the lawn was a sea of maggots from her and her neighbours dustbins.
My sister, niece and the neighbours were up until midnight putting salt down and bleaching the bins in the half-light from various front rooms.
Benn & co will have us slopping out out potty's next rather than use a flush toilet.

- Eileen, Herts England, 15/9/2009 14:45

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

bleaching the bins in the half-light

wb yeats on dis ting

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

sir,

may i, bleaching my bins by candlelight, express my full support for the government?

joe, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

lol
- harry fredericks, bromley, England., 15/9/2009 14:31

green arrowed this guy

unblapped goldmine (onimo), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

From last night's Wigan Evening Post:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5820/5530394.png

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 09:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Nearly 800 comments now - it's like lightbulbs all over again.

Our local council, Cotswold, introduced exactly this awful scheme a year ago.

That would be a tory council then. Bloody Cameron and his eco-crazy goons.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Wheelie bins first deployed twenty years ago by a Conservative government.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 10:08 (fourteen years ago) link

wheelie?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 10:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Fantastic front page headline to-day (and url to go with it)

Dementia may have been caused by the Second World War, says scientist

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1213703/Dementia-caused-Second-World-War-claims-scientist.html

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 10:09 (fourteen years ago) link

(xpost) Chorlton in Cheshire. They even made a stop motion animated cartoon about it...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

stress was invented by the nazis. hmm.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link


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