OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

Comb on in My Kitchen

Folliculi, Follicula

Almost Combed My Hair

Baldin' the Jack

Total Eclipse of the Part

7 Rooms of Groom

squeeze my lemon, baby, till the hair falls off my head

Hair, There, and Everywhere

Scalp! I need somebody

Scalp! Not just anybody

You Can Leave Your Wighat On

Everybody Toupees the Fool

Lost Hair Deal Gone Down

Bald Right Now

My Baby Left Me (And So Did My Hair)

Rumors spreadin round
In that Texas town
Bout that shack outside La Mange

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Toupée

B-B-B-B-B-B-bald
B-B-B-B-B-B-bone

honestly he comes across as a pretty decent dude from what i've seen

Rogained and Confused

Xpost

ums, you are right of course. He's become a fun pinata to whack at because (a) many people think his music is boring as fuck, and (b) because he is praised by a certain sort of person whose tastes do not align with mine.

But I do not really wish him (or anyone) harm, as a person. There are a lot of people making music that I don't need to hear, and they are not necessarily bad people. Mocking his hair, clothing, and/or guitar choices is (comparatively) innocent fun.

nice of you to tell me that before I kidnapped him for you

born under no hairline
farther up the scalp
you've got to lose hair with a feeling

Hair, There and Everyone

Aaargh!
Hair, There and Everywhere

afraid YMP beat you to it upthread

sorry but the guy is a total cork sniffer douche. see derek trucks for an example of how to be a white guy blues rock technician with a degree of humility and a healthy understanding of how your music fits into the tradition.

Sure, but does Trucks currently offer 74 varieties of baby and toddler wear on his website?

(I counted.)

Baby taking a huge bonamassa

*drenching plate of scrambled eggs with Hot Bonamassauce*
"he's an all right sort of guy"

Waiting for the Bonamassa theme park

afraid YMP beat you to it upthread
Oops, sorry! Can't keep up with YMP and Neanderthal on this thread.

don't even build the roller coaster. Whole experience is waiting in line, tellin' your mama how you gotta get on that slow train that's surely comin'.

ok many decent points have been made but I legit lolled at "born under no hairline"

I will say that love Susan Tedeschi to no end, but I do not enjoy Trucks. Probably a good egg personally, but not someone whose music I need in my life.

see derek trucks for an example of how to be a white guy blues rock technician with a degree of humility and a healthy understanding of how your music fits into the tradition.

maybe a VR mama, the way new theme park rides go these days

Lost Hair Deal Gone Down

Partial to La Mange m'self...

No one did Bald Under A Bad Sign yet?

Tarfumes, I think Sufjan Grafton got there

great work team, I knew this strategy workshop retreat was a good idea

How about:
Patches (I'm Depending On You Comb)

For Whom The Bald Tolls

Crazy Baldsolo

St. James Hair Replacement Clinic

Ha!

Ginger Baker's Hair Force

Sunshine of Your Plugs

Dark was the night, bald was the ground

I said, Lord, take me downtown
I'm just looking for a brush

I’m gonna get up in the morning
I believe I’ll brush my groom

I went down to the crossroads
Hair fell out round my knees