Hate It If We Played It - Qatar World Cup 2022

would like neymar and messi to both have a great world cup and mario gotze to score the winning goal in the final.

lol

oh shit what are they planning

Tomorrow.

— FIFA World Cup (@FIFAWorldCup) November 19, 2022

Harry Kane execution

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wow Benzema's out

It is pretty funny that Qatar bribed their way into setting up the World Cup Fyre Festival https://t.co/WgXWQJJnhs

— Joe Kassabian (@jkass99) November 20, 2022

always reassuring to see excavators are still at work when you arrive at your brand new shiny "fan village" , lol

wow, feel the vibes

you can recreate that unique Qatar experience by plonking a steel storage shed with a camp bed in the middle of a demolition site in Sheffield next time there is a heatwave

looking forward to the photo spreads of derelict stadium ruins 6-8 years from now

the “fan sites” are one step ahead of them obv

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/b3ff1600598ef8a2e0a93702e822a71dacd9b4ce/0_466_7651_4591/master/7651.jpg?width=700&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none

always reassuring to arrive at the brand new shiny fan village and see that the electricians are still on site

Cheer Up

They obviously ran out of migrant workers to work to death to finish the place.

Qatar 12-1 to make the quarters

i'll pass

they might need some bigger envelopes

Can't wait.

The 8 stadiums at the Qatar World Cup will have gigantic air conditioners that will blast cold air across the stadium and onto the pitch to combat the desert temperatures.

👏 pic.twitter.com/NeheJzcGN3

— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) November 19, 2022

It's high 20s in Doha ie normal World Cup climate.

they might need some bigger envelopes

They won the Asia cup recently, they have home advantage, and a weak group including Senegal without Mane. I think the mighty envelopes could surprise a few

they'll love this afternoon and cancel the tournament in a strop

xp: they also have a lot of money to buy refs big houses

Yeah Qatar have a chance - and they could certainly beat Iran if the latter play as well as they have in the last two tournaments to squeeze through (again assuming England don't struggle like they did in 2010 but that's just as plausible really).

True! The mighty envelopes are adept at finding pockets which can give them an extra man going forward

Let the cringefest begin. pic.twitter.com/OONjIjti8e

— Juraj Vrdoljak (@JurajVrdoljak) November 19, 2022

I love it when they kick off before the countdown finishes.

Send im off!!

I'm watching this in a brewery taproom already pished obv

ok maybe Qatar are tanking after all then

Yes lads!

Please be 7-0

Oh fuck OFFFFFFF

qatar must’ve negotiated a first game victory

Here we go. Fuckin cunts

Lmao

they did find some bigger envelopes then

Finally some on-pitch controversy it's been a minute.

Perfect start to such a rotten tournament

That's corruption

That is absolutely corruption

offside trap from the flapping keeper played perfectly

nothing to see here lads, move on

good start for the keeper

wonder if we'll see even more penalties than in Russia hope not

Let's see this get overturned

Great start to the Penaltyball Cup

that felt good

"New strategy. Give Ecuador a penalty to show we're not corrupt. Then give Qatar everything"

Almost got the fabled ‘bad injury which could have been avoided if the assistant flagged’ there