U.S. Politics, November 2022: “I don’t know, you hear the same things I do”

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Hoyer seemed the most innocuous. I can't think of anything memorable he ever said. Or was his power in the back rooms?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:45 (one year ago) link

Jeffries served as a clerk for Judge Harold Baer Jr. of the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York, then worked in the litigation department of Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison before becoming assistant litigator for Viacom and CBS, where he worked on litigation stemming from the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show controversy.

TIL

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link

Jeffries to me then: “I’m a Black progressive Democrat concerned with addressing racial and social and economic injustice with the fierce urgency of now. … There will never be a moment where I bend the knee to hard-left democratic socialism.”

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) November 17, 2022

cool, cool

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 November 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link

"hard-left democratic socialism"

wha?

rob, Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link

"never take the knee"

lol Fighting the real enemy-- Chapo

The political song satirist Mark Russell once rhymed "well... anyhoo" with "Steny who?"

And that has not left my mind.

I have no idea where my car keys are but I can remember verbatim lyrics to some stupid sub-"Capitol Steps"-level parody song from 20 years ago. This is 51, folks.

iliac crestfallen (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

just hitting me now how bad jeffries is going to be. don't know what you've got til it's gone.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link

I would probably not put anyone soiled by SBF money in a leadership position but that’s just me.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link

call your congressperson and tell them to support Pramila

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

I've been assuming for years she wants it

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

as a compromise, jeffries should at least do a tip of the hat and a nod in the direction of hard-left democratic socialism

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

He can't -- he's on his knees.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link

"There will never be a moment where I bend the knee to hard-left democratic socialism."

https://media.tenor.com/A6REms8pMPMAAAAC/gia-gunn.gif

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link

Can't believe they're gonna replace a passionate socialist crusader like Nancy Pelosi with a sellout hack like Hakeem Jeffries.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 November 2022 19:42 (one year ago) link

There was a Politico article a couple of weeks ago that implied that the job is Jeffries' if he wants it:
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/11/04/secret-meeting-hakeem-jeffries-pelosi-00065078

jaymc, Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link

Clyburn: "I look forward to her continued service and doing whatever I can to assist our new generation of Democratic Leaders which I hope to be Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, and Pete Aguilar."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhyR1lAX0AInqCW.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link

Jeffries sounds like a dud

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

From @WUTangKids — The next 2 years of Republicans running the house summed up in one quote:pic.twitter.com/dCVnMb63uU

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) November 17, 2022

Play the hits

Hunter Biden's laptop is REAL.

— House Republicans (@HouseGOP) November 17, 2022

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

Jeffries to me then: “I’m a Black progressive Democrat concerned with addressing racial and social and economic injustice with the fierce urgency of now. … There will never be a moment where I bend the knee to hard-left democratic socialism.”
— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) November 17, 2022

cool, cool

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), 17. november 2022 19:57 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Believe, believe. In the resolute urgency of now

Mule, Thursday, 17 November 2022 20:59 (one year ago) link

Hunter hearings are going to be a bust with anyone who isn't already insane. Their smoking gun is going to be a text exchange of Biden telling Hunter he's got to stop fucking up but that he loves him anyway.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

That House GOP tweet is already deleted.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link

Counterpoint: no it isn’t

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:14 (one year ago) link

Whoops, not sure how that happened.

Anyway, is there anyone outside of MAGA world who doesn't recognize the Hunter Biden laptop story as the ham-handed attempt at a frameup that it is?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link

xpost Hell, didn't they leave up their Kanye Elon Trump tweet?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link

Hakeem Jeffries is under 60, therefore, I approve

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:18 (one year ago) link

is he the guy who quotes Biggie all the time?

I love it when you call me Big Haka.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:26 (one year ago) link

I mean, Hunter's laptop IS apparently real, but if there's anything more to it than the weak sauce reported in the original NY Post story I haven't seen anyone bring it forth in the last two years. A Burisma guy thanks Hunter for introducing him to his dad, and there's the China email with a reference to "the big guy," and then there's the totally dishonest portrayal of the effort to oust the corrupt Ukrainian prosecutor. Plus they'll probably play the whole sex-and-drugs video just for fun. All just proving that Hunter is/was a dude with drug and money problems desperate to be a player somehow, which everyone already knows.

Meanwhile Jared Kushner's much more substantial quid pro quo with the Saudis just goes by the wayside of course.

Seriously, they should just screen that live.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link

Is that ... the Christmas Story lamp in the background lol

ex-McKinsey wonk who looks like a human version of a rat (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link

I skipped through that movie and it looks like the whole thing was shot on like two sets. Why is right-wing filmmaking always so terrible? I guess because they're not in it for the craft.

But for the counterpoint, I give you Armond White: https://www.nationalreview.com/2022/10/sympathy-for-the-screwup-son/

"How do you turn a political argument into a work of art? My Son Hunter is the answer."

all the talk in this thread about hoyers in the backrooms getting it on, on their knees with the fierce urgency of now to accommodate hard-left democratic socialism is making me very horny

big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:49 (one year ago) link

armond so far down in the hole he’s rhapsodizing about the moral political integrity of robert davi

omar little, Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link

xp take it to the republican cloak room.

BrianB, Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:56 (one year ago) link

Actor-turned-director Robert Davi uses this farce structure for nuanced behavior and moral fantasy. After Hunter snorts cocaine at a party, his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack. When bribed by China’s largest private oil company, his eyes turn into cartoon moneybags. But these comic effects are balanced by each performer’s expert raillery: Joe taunts, “Oh, come on, man! What kind of moron forgets to pick up his laptop?” and Hunter corrects, “Actually, it’s uh, two laptops.” Beltway vaudeville.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link

I click on Armond's comments once in a while and they're like, "What do you SEE in this movie? It sucks!"

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 November 2022 21:59 (one year ago) link

After Hunter snorts cocaine at a party, his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack.

Yep, that's definitely how that works.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link

Why is right-wing filmmaking always so terrible? I guess because they're not in it for the craft.

They've just got to stick with violent fantasies that aren't topical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfAExhHTMM

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

I really kinda do wanna see that Hunter Biden movie

frogbs, Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

just wait til the Durham Report is release! Just wait!

(Does anyone remember the Nunes Memo?)

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link

sorry to be a downer, but the Christmas Story lamp was just a leg, not a body

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 17 November 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

I skipped through that movie

i skipped right to 42:00, and wow i did not expect a monologue about gaining power in ukraine while he was having sex

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 23:41 (one year ago) link

Your diligence to updating Loz Fox’s profile on Mr Skin is truly admirable

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Thursday, 17 November 2022 23:55 (one year ago) link

Living where I do, you sometimes run into Fox news even when you just go out for dinner. I was surprised to find out that Joe Biden is running a criminal empire out of the White House that kinda described him as a pimp and the Democrats found success at the ballot box by embracing being victims.

earlnash, Friday, 18 November 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link


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