Arsenal won't win the Premier League 2022-2023

this kinda reminds me of the 2019-2020 Man City match at Eithad where Wolves had a few close opps that they missed first half and mostly sat back and defended well, hopefully the second half goes like that match, but no Jimenez to partner with Traore.

Adama & Guedes have been ok, at least we're creating chances when we do break

if an Arsenal player gets booked you're gonna hear the biggest roar of the whole night

I missed a moment, did an Arsenal player chuck a ball at a ref without punishment?

Ben White had a little tantrum, think he threw it at a linesman

Odegaard shd've been booked for pulling back Moutinho on the break but hey

yeah that one I saw, pure horseshit

Toney probably banned for the rest of the season now, no?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you feel like your having a flashback as well? lol

i'm having hot flashes tbh

Ollie Watkins and Darwin Nunez are making Lautaro Martinez look like a confident, decisive striker

If the rumours that Emery wants to immediately sell Emi Martinez are true that's Villa done with clean sheets for the season afaict

how is that a pen. do one (1) VAR

everton 0 - brighton 4 and that's bye bye frank surely?

also twitter for the love of god, please stop showing me that picture of donny's leg bending the wrong way

Probably good night Brendan too? I'll be amazed if Ange Postecoglu isn't managing somewhere down here by the end of the season.

hands off

I gather that in tribute to David Gold both teams will be wearing sexy maid outfits. Class

actually some semblance of attack there . Costa of ten years ago might have reacted faster to loose ball in box.

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

damn where has this squad been all year?

and once again, we fuck it

definitely have not had the quality from the first half

goal

spurs 4-0 up at palace, well that's just no fun at all

I assume their fans aren't enjoying a second of it though idk, it's just perverse

I've been sour on Alt-Nouri for a while but he's playing his ass off tonight

Yeah that was terrifying

don't worry, teams I have a rooting interest in have a whopping one win since the beginning of December, and that was the only match I didn't watch.

oh my fucking god

Kilman would not have been able to defend that if he'd hit it right

Not a great night for Everton in any case

If BBC Sport don't describe that as a "pulsating encounter" then I don't even know any more

Wolves were incredible in the first half

yeah, shame they couldn't keep it up. Villa def the better side in the second half by leaps and bounds

Damn, the Everton-Brighton highlights are funny as shit, Tarkowski falling over in slow motion trying to do a John Terry heroic last-ditch face block for no reason and March just slowly walking round him and putting it in the bottom corner

saw some clip yesterday of a player slowly getting up from lying down hurt and the guy hastily taking the resultant free kick just blasts it straight in his face, pretty sure it was that match?

this was glorious too:

This goal is absolutely ridiculous from Everton:

- Overhit freekick to nobody
- Player tackled trying to get his body across the ball
- No look pass to nobody
- Goalkeeper takes out his own teammate
- Defender misses the ball trying to clear it

All in 20 seconds 😂👏 pic.twitter.com/oGkgCAcNiC

— Mike/Sweet Left Foot (@SweetLeftFootFM) January 4, 2023

lol

you can see Lampard has been putting in a lot of training-ground set-piece coaching hours with his side, lol. How did this card ever get onto the list of approved premiership managers for big clubs? well I know the answer to that.

Lolsea

that's the post

BBC have been running hard with the idea that this will be the closest Manchstuh Derby for years, I guess that would mean a draw? Someone leaking finishes to them?

City could walk it and the Beeb would still be technically correct

Everton's board of directors will not attend Saturday's Premier League game against Southampton because of a "real and credible threat to their safety".

it's all Lampard's fault really

Think Utd have beaten City eight or nine times during this decade of sky blue domination? As an Evertonian I’d be very happy with that sort of local power imbalance.

I’ve been advised to stay away from Goodison for years, also for the sake of my well-being. (Falls over drumkit, fails to find exit).

Rashford 🥰

i like to think this will make Arsenal's upcoming choke more spectacular

Yeah I’m not enjoying this hope

thoughts and prayers

Bruno equaliser was iffy AF but fucking loving the result nonetheless

Apparently the new interpretation of the rule, if you don't touch the ball you're grand

It's fairly stupid but sure look

Lol I was two minutes late turning back on Wolves after halftime and missed the goal.

I can take a hint, boys!

Definitely much more impressed with the attack today