sounds like there needs to be a big jack off to determine who's the first result
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, November 11, 2022 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
oh great, now i wanna party with difficult listening hour's mom― alpine static, Thursday, February 2, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 04:52 (one year ago) link
haven't thought about that asshole in years
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, February 11, 2023 8:03 PM bookmarkflaglink
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:04 (one year ago) link
Hope the obits spend as little time as possible on My Ding-a-Ling.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, March 18, 2017 5:29 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 February 2023 00:11 (one year ago) link
Plenty of us liked it in 2003. And she can like any color and temperature of cum she damn well pleases.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, February 18, 2023 10:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 February 2023 17:50 (one year ago) link
My hopes for Girlfriend are dwindling
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, February 20, 2023 2:51 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― na (NA), Monday, 20 February 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link
"My Year of Dicks" was easily, totally better all around.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, March 13, 2023 10:33 AM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link
I had blessedly forgotten James's turgidity.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, June 17, 2023 1:27 PM
― mookieproof, Saturday, 17 June 2023 18:33 (nine months ago) link
Nude slaps in this
― blue6ave, Tuesday, 31 January 2023 06:16 (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ledge, Thursday, 22 June 2023 12:04 (nine months ago) link
Yeah I also listened to as much as I needed to. I am a reasonably tolerant fan, but I don't need to spend six hours with Tony's organ
So to speak
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, June 27, 2023 10:30 AM bookmarkflaglink
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:40 (nine months ago) link
So what ever happened to balls?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, July 13, 2023 9:51 PM bookmarkflaglink
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:42 (nine months ago) link
there's - ordinarily - a left one and a right one, a lower and an upper one
im gonna say it would be pretty embarrassing not to have them sorted
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:51 (nine months ago) link
i'm only at no.10 right now but yes, so far i feel the Big Issues™️ have always been red herrings and it's actually at its best when everything is v small and crappy beer and ppl being dumb weasely shits
― mark s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 18:26 (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:09 (eight months ago) link
nice
― rob, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 20:54 (eight months ago) link
I sometimes skip pulling my pants down before i start peeing
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 9, 2023 3:35 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:40 (eight months ago) link
lol I was the one who said it first, he was just quoting me.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:00 (eight months ago) link
bloody hell, piss clout theft going on here!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:30 (eight months ago) link
it's definitely funnier to imagine Tom D. saying it, sorry!
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:32 (eight months ago) link
you guys need to FAP immediately
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 31, 2023 5:15 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 August 2023 13:42 (seven months ago) link
I'm also edging pretty close to a $50 certificate, so I feel good about sitting tight and waiting
― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 17:55 (five months ago) link
Scat, generally, is not my thing but I have no quarrel with those who enjoy that aspect of her career.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, October 22, 2023 4:06 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:01 (five months ago) link
Budo, lol. I was tempted to phrase that differently but decided on what I thought was the safest path. Still perilous, apparently.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:20 (five months ago) link
When did six feet become "not very big"?
― clemenza, Sunday, October 22, 2023 8:17 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:47 (five months ago) link
michelle, because of the shia labeouf taint
― sonderangerbot, Friday, September 9, 2011 12:17 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 December 2023 18:45 (four months ago) link
So that's what the French in that Beatles song means
― STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 December 2023 19:52 (four months ago) link
that's settled it - I'm doing John Adams again!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, December 30, 2023 11:54 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:58 (three months ago) link
Abigail not into threesomes iirc
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:12 (three months ago) link
I certainly never forgot The Beaver
― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Tuesday, January 2, 2024 1:00 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 02:14 (three months ago) link
whiney i hope you're limbering up this is gonna take a lot of stretching
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:12 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 23:41 (three months ago) link
So many great bears
― Οὖτις, Saturday, February 18, 2017 8:25 PM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:05 (three months ago) link
Smarter than the average
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:31 (three months ago) link
the Barry Keoghan penis thing was weird
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:14 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:18 (three months ago) link
Always happy for more Coffins!
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, February 14, 2024 1:06 PM bookmarkflaglink
omg does ur bloodlust know no bounds??!!!1!!!111!!!
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 18:09 (two months ago) link
absolutely fucking floored by this knob news lads, never even dreamed such a thing was possible
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2024 10:51 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ledge, Monday, 26 February 2024 10:56 (one month ago) link
xp - lol Neando
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 February 2024 15:55 (one month ago) link
got a ticket for 9/11 yeahhhhhhh
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 11:39 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:43 (three weeks ago) link
I’ve got two towers to paradise
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:49 (three weeks ago) link