Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

There seems to be three sets of rules there: one for mookie, one for '82 Cardinals fans (again, this is not a knock at all on ymp), and one for me.

the 1982 cardinals were so fun that there really is a different set of rules. they had rookie willie mcgee - it broke baseball

Combined no hitters are less exciting than a tight CG SHO IMO.

Parklife!

i have seen that thread all week and I keep thinking it's related to laundry

recently tried to work out why I'd blocked a harmless-looking person on Twitter and realised that he'd replied to me with "parklife" on one occasion, immediately concluded that the block was more than justified.

Otm, just absolutely weakest patter imaginable

That's why I didn't post it.

Enjoying the conversation of the last three posts.

oh nvm, you actually were talking to each other, I'm dumb

Mercy!

what if comedy is just mostly worthless in general?

^truthbomb

but doctor i am pagliacci

This is the post-comedy generation/era

snl has been really bad for like 30 years or something

SNL was at its best when you were 14. It started sucking when you were 15. This is true no matter your current age.

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CAT HED RATS

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Wolfman Jack lookin good

I don’t even care if that’s in reference to me, I love it and Pencet

I don’t love my spelling!
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buddy i'll get brunch to run!

i don't see what lawn care has to do w... ohhhhhhh

I bless Claude Rains down in Africa

Lol!

Lol no gyac, not in reference to anybody, I was just shitposting

does this work
https://i.imgur.com/E5y3MuY.jpg

It sure does
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I'm fucking furious with "allies" right now

i wrote a bunch of personal shit which i'll post neither here nor there and instead send supporting spirit and encouragement to those fighting battles with traits that are personally and socially destructive or diminishing. the laws cannot fix them, but lack of laws and regs can def make shit worse.

I once housesat for that guy while he went on one of those State Department tours of Mongolia or something.

Mike Kafka, a spokesperson for Sentara Healthcare

what are you trying to do here

^ if this is about the spree shooting thread inadvertently turning into stupid lulz territory, I apologize. It wasn't on purpose or by me alone imho

Bit harder to make it your whole personality

My Dinner with Andor

Someone needs to tell him to follow his leader

the one good thing he ever did

newsie-wewsies -- that one is on you, StanM! (and that has given me great lolz for years so <3)

it is a thing though ... it just isn't something that really affects people like the ones you mentioned ... it's happened to people i know. some of them deserved it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZEcFgAGc1U

thing is I think he actually was called an asshole by a lot of people at the time tbh ...so I never really "got" that song

The problem is giving your heart to a famous person (the person, not their work). They didn't ask for it, they'll step on it if it's in the way, and the tread marks will spell out "LOL @ U"

Death to ChatGPT, death to the posters of ChatGPT

Who doesn’t need yet another thread for people with nothing to say?

pardon?

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fart vs. shart vs. baby up in this bitch