The 2006 American Midterm Election Day Thread

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"I knew you fellas would get me to negotiate with myself."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT a line.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh Alfred, you have a perverse memory.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm guessing this is not the president his supporters wanted to see this morning

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"One of these three characters asked me about minimum wage."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Commenters on wonkette.com say the bleep occurred on MSNBC and NPR, too!!!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ABANDON 'PRINCIPLES' NOW, you drydrunk!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

*blink blink* Jealous?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

He actually looks kind of.... scared.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.lbeh.org/moh/whitehouse/whitehouse5.jpg
the HEED

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

all the needs to happen now, is Bush to peel back his skin to unveil lizard features ala V

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha what a question

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

pelosi be calling u names haha

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey Pelosi thinks you're an asshole! Your response?"

"Uh, campaigns and governing are different things..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, my country, my country. Won't someone stop this mad parade?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet he's really wishin Daddy would bail him out right about now

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"hey, didn't you hear the unfortunate shit we said about her?"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a close election

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm gonna start visiting her...with the idea of comin' together. Look, this is a close election."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"It was a thumping!"

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

his face was phenomenal! he looked like he was passing a kidney stone.

― rems (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, your first RODEO?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet he's praying god will bail him out right about now.
x-posts

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Bush is now officially funnier than Borat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Not his first Rodeo with Pelosi, fnarr

also CNN website has finally called MT for the flathead.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"Not my first rodeo, just my first trampling underhoof"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Did he mention a rodeo???
x-posts oh he did say that.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

?!?!?!

"Don't f*ck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nyt joek haha

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, NY Times joke!

"Thumping?"
"Thumping."
"Polite way..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

That response may actually be the first time I've ever seen the likeable Bush!

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The cumulative effect is a thumping

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm still going to try to speak plainly..."

AND FAIL.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"thumpin'!"

http://www.8thstreet.com/images/Emenence_CB15.jpg

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"Mmm. Um, you know I really haven't...I'm gonna keep speakin' plainly."

oh PLEASE do.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

who's the new Judiciary head? they better be doing MAJOR reconsidering to impeach. He's encouraging it.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"I should not try punDITry."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah yes, the economy. Of course.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

In a surprise move, Bush reminds the press that he knows what happens after blowout midterm elections.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm not one to base my principles on, ya know, short-term popularity."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"I understand people are frustrated -- I am too!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

He understands the heart of the people.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a major funny asshole to the NY Times

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"Ya think I'm NUTS?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

TONY SNOW HAR HARS STAGE RIGHT

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

'DO you think I'm nuts?' 'Have I lost my sensibilities..., gregory?'

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Blue-skying now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, Tony Snow let the prez snort a line. I've never heard such a splenetically delivered speech.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, where's the big hook to yank him away?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

HERE WE GO WITH THE GIVE'EM HARRY AND IKE REFS.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

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