pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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it's the same year Odelay came out

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 November 2022 03:45 (one year ago) link

My thoughts exactly

you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 7 November 2022 03:46 (one year ago) link

Cake the absolute worst band, could understand wanting to reassess but there’s not much there except whitened dog turd

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Monday, 7 November 2022 11:51 (one year ago) link

Ween stewed genres better.

Cow_Art, Monday, 7 November 2022 12:21 (one year ago) link

Cake were a very good band. Ween are one of the worst things to ever happen to music.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 7 November 2022 12:35 (one year ago) link

Motorcade of Generosity >>> Fashion Nugget, but Cake are underrated in either case.

enochroot, Monday, 7 November 2022 14:17 (one year ago) link

Okay, I'll take it back— Cake were great musically. The vocals and lyrics were and remain cringe.

poppin' debussy (the table is the table), Monday, 7 November 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Black artists—like dubwise hardcore pioneers Bad Brains or ska-punk eccentrics Fishbone—the walls were closing in from both sides, as they were shut out from both the white world of rock radio and the Black mainstream star-making apparatus that favored slick R&B balladeers, synth-funk loverboys, and fashionable rappers.

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/living-colour-vivid

This para seems… off to me

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 24 November 2022 10:27 (one year ago) link

Specifically the snide part from “slick” onwards

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 24 November 2022 10:27 (one year ago) link

shades of "black pop conspiracy"

your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, 24 November 2022 12:40 (one year ago) link

I haven't heard the adam sandler album but surely it's not actually good is it? they just wanted to do that score?

your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, 24 November 2022 12:47 (one year ago) link

Adam Sandler album is incredible and a classic

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 November 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

I don't get comedy so I'll take your word for it - as long as it's better than that bill hicks bullshit that used to top every "best comedy albums" list

your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, 24 November 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link

didn't read the review; can only remember that bit from the sandler album where he puts on his worst "MEXICAN GUY" accent and talks about how he looks at his own asshole in the mirror.

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Thursday, 24 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

Topping a "best comedy albums" list with Bill Hicks was a way for journalists to claim superiority over all the Dennis Leary fans they knew in High School.

MarkoP, Thursday, 24 November 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

I was curious what would actually end up on top of a list like that, since in 2022 Hicks would be an incredibly unlikely pick, and the only legit-ish list I found was SPIN in 2011 with uhhh Bill Cosby at #1. I'm starting to come around to the hivemind consensus that comedy should be put to an end

rob, Thursday, 24 November 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

adam sandler and the death of comedy coming soon to netflix

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Thursday, 24 November 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link

I’ve never heard the Sandler album (or even seen those early movie, both of which I know are cult favorites for a crowd a little younger than me), but I thought the review was interesting and well written.

"Mick Wall at Kerrang!" (morrisp), Thursday, 24 November 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link

(One of those Lowbrow Reader issues has a long appraisal of Billy Madison… I don’t think I’ll ever “get” Sandler, but it’s interesting to read these appreciative takes by guys who were in high school when he came around)

"Mick Wall at Kerrang!" (morrisp), Thursday, 24 November 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link

For years, 2011’s Jack and Jill was shorthand for “the worst film ever made,” and yet it has acquired an admiring cult following for scenes like this [the Dunkaccino scene], which contains the best and most dialed-in line readings I’ve seen from Al Pacino in decades.

This is slightly baffling to me. People actually like that scene?

jmm, Thursday, 24 November 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link

You guys are absolutely offTM here.

Cosby albums were insanely good, though obviously he is a monster off stage. Maybe the best storyteller in comedy history Bill Hicks albums are super tight and razor sharp even if the actual politics of his "angry libertarian" schtick hasn't aged well. Sandler first album is an absolute master-class in absurd-dumb-funny bullshit and the review nails why its great.

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 November 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link

Cosby is the best storyteller, not Hicks (punctuation needed there)

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 November 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link

I don’t know what reviewers thought of that sandler album at the time (if they thought it wasn’t funny they were wrong, it’s often pretty hysterical) but they were all off the mark on Billy Madison.

omar little, Thursday, 24 November 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link

I got a snake, man

insane oatmeal raisin cookie posse (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 November 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link

"obviously he is a monster off stage" was my only point, just the sick joke of idly wondering who would top such a list and it being basically the worst possible option biographically

obvs it wasn't clear from my post, but I am not actually remotely anti-comedy

rob, Thursday, 24 November 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link

rant in e minor had a profound effect on me before i had any sort of politics. the first bit being about how much pro-life people suck.. the total hostility toward advertising… idk the parts i remember fondly hold up lol

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 24 November 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link

I was curious what would actually end up on top of a list like that

A Pryor album would be the safe pick.

Hicks had a really good stage presence. I remember one of his cable specials began with him coming through what looked like a secret door with a wall of flames behind him like he was sneaking out of hell.

Some Adam Sandler movies are funny but that album is fucking awful.

I loved Bill Cosby’s albums when I was a kid, like 6-10. The funniest shit in the world.

Now my favorite comedy album is Dice Clay’s The Day The Laughter Died, which deserves its own 33 1/3 book.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 November 2022 22:08 (one year ago) link

I think I still like bits of Bill Hicks but do not agree that his albums were tight, so much time spent making stupid noises into the microphone and every time he really gets going you cut to uninspired guitar noodling.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 November 2022 22:11 (one year ago) link

so much time spent making stupid noises into the microphone and every time he really gets going you cut to uninspired guitar noodling

Let's leave Zappa out of this

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 24 November 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link

Uhhh there’s a shitload more to the comedy album genre than just “albums released by standup comedians”

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 25 November 2022 01:06 (one year ago) link

Oh yeah, there’s Tenacious D too

With whiney on this one, there’s a ton of stand-up that makes me laugh my ass off, it’s just that a lot of popular comics are actually not funny because most people aren’t that funny

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Friday, 25 November 2022 02:47 (one year ago) link

Cosby albums were insanely good, though obviously he is a monster off stage.

otm.

And "The Cosby Show" still holds up

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 November 2022 03:56 (one year ago) link

Monty Python’s LPs hold up better than just about any comedy records I can think of

“Oh, Yangtze. Oh, beautiful river…”

beamish13, Friday, 25 November 2022 04:32 (one year ago) link

Monty Python’s original albums were a bit spotty, but The Final Ripoff compilation is one of the greatest albums of all time. I can recite the cheese shop bit by heart.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 25 November 2022 07:49 (one year ago) link

I have as much Monty Python memorized as any 50-year-old white guy, but the only album of theirs I ever owned was Matching Tie & Handkerchief, which was extremely annoying to listen to:

The album's original LP edition is particularly notable in that it was mastered with two concentric grooves on side two, so that different material would be played depending on where the stylus was put down on the record's surface. For this reason it is sometimes referred to as a "three-sided" record. The cutting was carried out by George "Porky" Peckham, who became known for etching messages into runout grooves. This was the first of many Python albums to bear one of these so-called "Porky Prime Cuts" – a brief message on Side 2 which reads: "PORKY – RAY ADVENTURE". To further confuse the listener, both sides of the record label were labelled "FREE RECORD Given away with the Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief – Side 2" – only the matrix numbers identify which are the first and second sides.[3] The album did not have a track listing, so that this feature would come as a complete surprise to listeners, who might on a subsequent listening hear material they had never heard before, creating genuine confusion.

Since the record had two concentric grooves, they were spaced considerably apart, halving the length of the playing time. Subsequent editions of the vinyl incorporated both grooves sequentially as separate tracks, eliminating the double groove. Likewise with promotional copies for radio stations, as they were banded for airplay. However, when Virgin reissued the album in the UK in 1985, the double groove was retained, but with the "Great Actors" sketch cut from the end of Side 1 and moved onto the start of the second side which previously began with "The Background to History". This meant the two B-sides no longer had equal length, resulting in a long silence following the "Phone-In" sketch at the end of the second Side B.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 November 2022 13:06 (one year ago) link

"three sided albums: classic or dud?"

but seriously, that is expert status - who is the brunt of the joke at that point? silliness. confusion comedy will always win in my book.

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Friday, 25 November 2022 14:56 (one year ago) link

Maybe I'm being picky (and nothing at all against the particular artists being discussed), but I was a little irritated by the discussion of "bespoke R&B"(??) in this podcast excerpt.

The point being made is that R&B is "evolving" because "therapy and mental health and identity have all bled into this new class of R&B singers"; whereas "a lot of women in R&B have been relegated to either being sexpots or lovelorn or grieving." I think that's reductive (even with the acknowledgement that "there’s incredible R&B made to that end"), and I'm not sure that "owning every part of your identity" is really "a new era" for R&B...

Wet Legume (morrisp), Thursday, 8 December 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link

so that this feature would come as a complete surprise to listeners, who might on a subsequent listening hear material they had never heard before, creating genuine confusion.

On a Simpsons DVD commentary showrunner David Mirkin (I think) talks about this album, and how he thought he was losing his shit due to suddenly hearing completely different material. He later learned that the inspiration for it came from British horse racing records, which were apparently a thing, and where the outcome of a race would be different depending on which groove the needle hit.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 8 December 2022 18:22 (one year ago) link

He later learned that the inspiration for it came from British horse racing records, which were apparently a thing, and where the outcome of a race would be different depending on which groove the needle hit.

Me and my love for the puzzle plate tradition to thread

Locked Grooves: Classic or Dud

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 8 December 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link

Maybe I'm being picky (and nothing at all against the particular artists being discussed), but I was a little irritated by the discussion of "bespoke R&B"(??) in this podcast excerpt.

The point being made is that R&B is "evolving" because "therapy and mental health and identity have all bled into this new class of R&B singers"; whereas "a lot of women in R&B have been relegated to either being sexpots or lovelorn or grieving." I think that's reductive (even with the acknowledgement that "there’s incredible R&B made to that end"), and I'm not sure that "owning every part of your identity" is really "a new era" for R&B...

― Wet Legume (morrisp), Thursday, December 8, 2022 1:10 PM (two hours ago)

Yeah, if nothing else, it's insultingly ahistorical.

And personally, the idea that therapy & mental health diagnoses are the best vehicle for self-understanding is becoming extremely ripe for unpacking/pushback/some kind of questioning, though obvs this would be a terrible thread (maybe board) for that discussion.

rob, Thursday, 8 December 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

It's like Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, and Erykah Badu, among others, didn't exist.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 December 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link

This Sinatra review by Sodomsky is soooo darn good. I hope someone does a retrospective copy edit and catches a few missing words that trip up the reader (one is in the paragraph just before the “III”, and the other is in the next paragraph… if any Conde Nasties are reading this).

Wet Legume (morrisp), Sunday, 11 December 2022 05:37 (one year ago) link

xxp holy fucking shit. not big into their podcast but I'll delete it out of my list now thank you for the heads up!

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 11 December 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link

xp For the record - these omitted words have now been added :)

Wet Legume (morrisp), Monday, 12 December 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link

I keep saying it: Sodomsky's their best staff writer.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 December 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link

Yeah, he's great

jmm, Monday, 12 December 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link

I read many of Sodomsky's reviews even if the artists don't particularly interest me.

I can't tell if he's trolling or not (ilxor), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 05:13 (one year ago) link

“Progressive” pop? Yeah, I don’t care for that

Wet Legume (morrisp), Wednesday, 14 December 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link


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