OMG
― (We're Not) The Experimental Jet Set (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 6 November 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
wins for the win!
― sarahell, Sunday, 6 November 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link
From Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline
And here I thought this bump would be someone already making the case for Midnights.― MarkoP, Tuesday, November 8, 2022 10:31 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkNew Jersey (Taylor's Version)― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 10:39 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― MarkoP, Tuesday, November 8, 2022 10:31 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
New Jersey (Taylor's Version)
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 10:39 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link
I lolled (the bold is my doing)
linkedin help me break my addiction to twitter - after i limited my twitter usage any time i feel the need to plug in to a stream of updates i'll go to linkedin, read a few posts, and then close the tab (easily, without friction)
linkedin is kinda like methadone for social media
― 龜, Tuesday, November 8, 2022
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link
I know of another man from Nazareth who died…for our sins.― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:06 (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkYeah, the drummer.― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:07 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:06 (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Yeah, the drummer.
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:07 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link
my top gun handle would be "pipsqueak"
― President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 February 2023 03:16 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
*pipsqueak's plane is the very first to go down in battle*
"goddammit pipsqueak! you little...you little...ya shrimp. ya pipsqueak, i loved ya, i did. you little tiny asshole rookie. ya beanpole. ya thin mint, i hated you so much, you small man. ya lil guy. ya lil pipsqueak i'm so sorry"
― President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 February 2023 03:18 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Monday, 20 February 2023 08:45 (one year ago) link
love is like a hard prison wall
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 12, 2023 11:27 AM (one hour ago)
a HIGH prison wall, s'il vous plais!
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, March 12, 2023 1:02 PM (three minutes ago)
yeah ALFRED
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, March 12, 2023 1:03 PM (two minutes ago)
I'm high now, alright
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 12, 2023 1:05 PM
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link
glad it went that way and not the other
― rob, Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:30 (one year ago) link
Stick around.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:38 (one year ago) link
meta-excelsior ^
― The land of dreams and endless remorse (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 13 March 2023 01:50 (one year ago) link
Looking forward to Aronofsky's Moby Dick, with Brendan Fraser as both Ahab and the whale.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, March 13, 2023 6:17 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Pauly Shore as Ishmael
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, March 13, 2023 6:31 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Meryl Streep as Queequeg.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, March 13, 2023 6:33 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Call me Weasel
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, March 13, 2023 6:34 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 13 March 2023 21:12 (one year ago) link
🚨2 of the suspects have been apprehended 🚨
https://i.imgur.com/sW5TN9e.jpg
above: le garçon du fromagebelow: benevolent despot
they frolic with the goats now. shameless beastlings! how dare they look up at me all cute and helpless with their shiny eyes and delicate ears!
― so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Thursday, 16 March 2023 00:36 (sixteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
One ran out of my bathroom the other morning. I tracked it down and smashed it with a small bookshelf I had handy
― calstars, Thursday, 16 March 2023 02:16 (fifteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Thursday, 16 March 2023 17:31 (one year ago) link
they raided Afroman's house and found nothing? these must be some of the worst cops in history
― frogbs, Thursday, March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 March 2023 00:42 (one year ago) link
Don't know why
Trump is an indicted guy
Stormy weather
― she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, April 1, 2023 8:42 AM
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 1 April 2023 08:39 (eleven months ago) link
the game should have mario in the corner of the HUD like that, just to remind you of mario
― ciderpress, Thursday, April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
its a me in the corner
― lag∞n, Thursday, April 13, 2023 10:36 AM (twenty-eight seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― na (NA), Thursday, 13 April 2023 15:38 (eleven months ago) link
excellent
― ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Thursday, 13 April 2023 16:22 (eleven months ago) link
lol
― Beatles in My Passway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 13 April 2023 16:37 (eleven months ago) link
beautiful
― doja catharsis (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 April 2023 19:51 (eleven months ago) link
That adults are, by and large, intensely more childish than children― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 14 April 2023 14:01 (six hours ago) linkam not!― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 14 April 2023 14:18 (five hours ago) link
― michel goindry (wins), Friday, 14 April 2023 20:16 (eleven months ago) link
It’s stunning how untelegenic DeSantis is.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:07 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
He has no irises.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:09 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
he doesn't want the world to see him
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:11 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Monday, 24 April 2023 17:30 (eleven months ago) link
patiently waiting for my 88yo mom's text about how to set up a twitter― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:31 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
If her handle is "88yo" she probably already knows
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 3:14 PM (fifty minutes ago)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 23:11 (ten months ago) link
I remember Melania Trump rocking some big shades definitely had a bit of a Diana look
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, May 23, 2023 7:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
I can see her eating rats, yes.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, May 23, 2023 7:33 PM
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:31 (ten months ago) link
hahaha
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 May 2023 14:40 (ten months ago) link
It is interesting that no one thought of the high five before that point in time. And also that the low five then disappeared so quickly and completely.
― Josefa, Sunday, May 28, 2023 10:00 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
it hasn't disappeared, you're just too slow
― least said, sergio mendes (sic), Sunday, May 28, 2023 1:48 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 29 May 2023 03:01 (nine months ago) link
― imago, Monday, 29 May 2023 11:31 (nine months ago) link
I thought Josepha was already making that joke
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 29 May 2023 11:35 (nine months ago) link
It's hard to imagine his war against woke will resonate nationwide. All of my friends think he is Scott Walker 2.0 but who knows
― Dan S, Saturday, June 3, 2023 8:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
that's the one with "Jackie" on it though
― frogbs, Saturday, June 3, 2023 8:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― jaymc, Sunday, 4 June 2023 14:41 (nine months ago) link
fully support all action to erase bad Scott Walker from existence and replace with good Scott Walker.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 4 June 2023 14:55 (nine months ago) link
see what happens when Pat Robertson stops praying for you for one day
― frogbs, Friday, 9 June 2023 18:44 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 9 June 2023 18:53 (nine months ago) link
top drawer
― Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:11 (nine months ago) link
hey guys. things are pretty interesting these days!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:43 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
many ports of call?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:50 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Monday, 12 June 2023 18:21 (nine months ago) link
that the lift part of a swivel chair base regulates the height of the chair with a pressurised cylinder of gas. I never thought about how they worked before, but at least now I know why my old knackered chair doesn't rise any more.
― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 1:28 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
See, you manually raise it to the top, sit and commence work. It should very slowly descend through your work. When you reach the bottom, you have completed one seat-session of work. It’s like the worst xkcd comic ever.
― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:48 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
brb farting in my old swivel chair
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
if it raises yr seat u did it right
― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:25 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
that's what the Josh Groban song is about iirc
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:32 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
"It should very slowly descend through your work"
if it goes down before you have a completed a work session then you aren't farting hard enough
― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 4:03 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 18 June 2023 20:55 (nine months ago) link
at this point, this is what we deserve
― imago, Sunday, 18 June 2023 21:23 (nine months ago) link
It’s stunning how untelegenic DeSantis is.― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:07 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkHe has no irises.― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:09 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkhe doesn't want the world to see him― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:11 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 19 June 2023 02:16 (nine months ago) link
amazing
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 June 2023 02:21 (nine months ago) link
She's the Joe Rogan guest who talked about how in North Korea Children eat Rats, and then die from eating the rats, and then are eaten by rats, who are then eaten by children
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:08 PM bookmarkflaglink
Always should be someone you really love
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:23 PM bookmarkflaglink
― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2023 18:32 (eight months ago) link
hahah brilliant
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 July 2023 18:43 (eight months ago) link
hehe!
― kinder, Monday, 17 July 2023 19:43 (eight months ago) link
WOW
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 17 July 2023 20:14 (eight months ago) link
ha
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 17 July 2023 20:38 (eight months ago) link
"they just grifted apart" lmao unreal
― goole, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 03:51 (six months ago) link
By "socially impenetrable" I mean, is there a female musician in her late 50s doing songs about particles and ancient kingdoms or whatever who can attract a crowd as large as TMBG?
― Chris L, Thursday, October 5, 2023 9:51 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Faith Hill is 56 and she DOES pack arenas with her stories of love and centrifugal motion.
― scott seward, Thursday, October 5, 2023 9:58 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Thursday, 5 October 2023 14:07 (five months ago) link
This is more of a controversial ILM opinion, but I'm really sick of posters who think I want to read Christgau's opinion on literally anything. Post Christgau quotes in the Christgau thread. We don't need to hear it otherwise.― budo jeru, Friday, November 24, 2023 12:39 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglinkBudo proves Groucho’s First Axiom. The club ain’t having it either. C-― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Friday, November 24, 2023 12:41 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Friday, November 24, 2023 12:39 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Budo proves Groucho’s First Axiom. The club ain’t having it either. C-
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Friday, November 24, 2023 12:41 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:15 (four months ago) link
low-hanging fruit perhaps, but i loled
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:16 (four months ago) link
i still don't understand if i'm being told i shouldn't post here anymore, but it is clever i guess
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:17 (four months ago) link
I thought the C- was being awarded to Christgau in that exchange?
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:21 (four months ago) link
xp i didn't take it that way budo! posted it here just because it was a satisfyingly good imitation, but yes i agree with halfway that the intended meaning is that christgau ain't here, and we don't want him
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:26 (four months ago) link
The smug satisfaction of my first-ever excelsior shout-out tarnished by the spectre of budo taking offence — none meant! I was posting in character for lulz only. Don’t go changin’
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:58 (four months ago) link
yeah I just took it as a hilarious riff on Christgau's style. I'm a budo fan!
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:51 (four months ago) link
haha, ok! i see now how Lavator's interpretation makes sense
happy to assist here, hd
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 20:15 (four months ago) link