Marilyn Haggerty's amazing Olive Garden review and the subsequent viral shitstorm

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They probably put ketchup on them

stank viola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link

FL contingent unite! <3

epistantophus, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link

Defense lawyers for Rhodes have previously addressed the dinner, saying that prosecutors’ theory of the episode is incorrect. Rhodes’ lawyers said in a court filing the dinner is evidence that the militia leader wasn’t working to foment a revolution.

“The conditions would never be better. Yet, Rhodes and the others left the Capitol grounds and went to Olive Garden for dinner,” lawyers for Rhodes wrote. “The answer is quite simple: because stopping the certification, overthrowing the government, was not Rhodes’ intent. It was not the Oath Keepers’ intent.”

Ah yes, the Olive Garden defense.

jmm, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 23:03 (one year ago) link

“ALCON: Going to eat at Olive Garden,” is the new “FAP?”

epistantophus, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link

$400 doesn't necessarily seem like that much depending on the size of the paramilitary death squad though

jmm, Tuesday, 1 November 2022 23:15 (one year ago) link

The last weekend of October arrives with Hawks hovering over Grand Forks and ready to play football.

Although they have not counted, the Hawks have noticed people in cars and on airplanes heading west towards Las Vegas. There the UND hockey team will take center stage. It’s the U.S. Hockey Hall of Fame game with Arizona State on Saturday.

Halloween hovers over Grand Forks these days.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 November 2022 23:16 (one year ago) link

leave me out of this

He said Grand Forks.

pplains, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 13:37 (one year ago) link

And i said leave me out of this

Its reminds me of how the COlumbine shooters were bowling earlier in teh day

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 13:49 (one year ago) link

and received soup as a prize

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link

They drank the soup. It was hot. There were ferns in the planters.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

In the lowest of sea levels, Grand Forks is welcoming a new restaurant — Mt. Everest 8,848 feet.

Since its opening this month, the small, cozy restaurant has been visited by a variety of curious guests. They wonder and want to see a restaurant named after a world’s highest peak has its name chosen for the lowest level reading of Grand Forks.

There is a glassed in display of foods that are on the menu. Appetizers include naan bread and neplai pan puri. The food is designed for eating in or takeout.

Twenty entrée choices include a creamy butter chicken ($10.99) and Himalayan Thupka ($8.99). The choices are pictured on the menu.

There are desserts — desi sweets and Nepali rice pudding.

The restaurant opened formally with an introduction by ambassadors from the Grand Forks Chamber last week.

The restaurant is small, attractive and cozy. There is seating at tables or on chairs at the bar. There is a buffet style counter where customers can order their choices.

Owners of the restaurant have other businesses in Grand Forks. There’s Haaam-ro Bazar, an international market, and Blessed Homecare with non-medical service for anyone over 18. The couple have two young children who seem to feel at home n the restaurant.

My second visit to the restaurant was interesting with curious companions including Matt Dunlevy who were pleased with the new restaurant and the experience of eating there.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link

curious companions

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link

You rang?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link

Wait, I'm confused. Is it a buffet, or do you order?

Also I am given to understand that "naan bread" means "bread bread"

is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link

They wonder and want to see a restaurant named after a world’s highest peak has its name chosen for the lowest level reading of Grand Forks.

Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 16:38 (one year ago) link

The word salad is crisp and refreshing.

(sorry, ilu ms. hagerty)

Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 16:42 (one year ago) link

ILX expedition to Grand Forks to chill with Hagerty at Mt. Everest.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 16:49 (one year ago) link

the grand forks grand tour! poster forks' attendance is mandatory.

Cat? Cat??! CAT!! (cat), Wednesday, 25 January 2023 16:55 (one year ago) link

The couple have two young children who seem to feel at home n the restaurant.

IMO, this is the most critical sentence she's written.

pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 17:56 (one year ago) link

And damn! Grand Forks is a lot lower than I thought it was!

pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

I'd check it out: https://www.mounteverest8848.online/

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 26 January 2023 00:05 (one year ago) link

"creamy butter chicken" doesnt seem very Buddhist

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 26 January 2023 13:18 (one year ago) link

why is the plate of potstickers waving like it is underwater

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 26 January 2023 13:18 (one year ago) link

That's not potstickers, that's Hagerty

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2023 13:24 (one year ago) link

Please tell me they have a dish named Potatoes au Haggerty

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 26 January 2023 13:39 (one year ago) link

Odd that she specifies feet in the review, it’s not in the restaurant’s name and 8848 is Everest’s height in metres

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 26 January 2023 13:53 (one year ago) link

"meters" are un-American, dude

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2023 13:55 (one year ago) link

Now I want to open up a Scottish restaurant in Grand Forks just to be able to name a dish "Marilyn Haggis."

is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 January 2023 14:07 (one year ago) link

stole my joke dammit

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2023 14:12 (one year ago) link

That restaurant looks good

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 January 2023 14:24 (one year ago) link

i am into this

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2023 15:21 (one year ago) link

https://goo.gl/maps/o756mq3M9qt9EV126

"Customer service is very nice. And to talk about Food..... it's just “wow,” if u want spicy food like real Nepali Style you’ll get to have it. So I highly recommend you guys go to this awesome Restaurant. 🫡
I also have a picture of delicious food I tried 😊 …"

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 26 January 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link

real Nepali style

Unlike all those lame-ass fake Nepali joints in the North Dakota. I mean, some of those places don't even have real yak milk, let alone authentic chapatis. Sure, they will serve you dal bhat, but it's probably not proper Nepali dal bhat, because they use too much tamarind. Might as well just call it Pakistani food.

Sheesh.

is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 January 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link

from this review it sounds like grand forks doesn't have any other nepali / north indian / pakistani restaurants? that can't be the case surely.

there's a very midwest thing going on in the review of not acknowledging someone's national background / ethnicity (because it's rude to do so?) but also communicating strong "they aren't like us" vibes that is way too on-the-nose and very off-putting of course.

if this restaurant and review were in colorado we'd have three paragraphs about the magic of nepal and sanctification of the immigrant family with an orientalist flavor.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 26 January 2023 18:14 (one year ago) link

I found this: https://www.houseofpunjabgf.com/

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2023 18:17 (one year ago) link

their website is intimidating

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 26 January 2023 18:28 (one year ago) link

so after visiting 20 times you get 20% off all future purchases? that's a lot of investment i gotta say! i dunno if i could name five restaurants i've been to 20 times in my life.

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2023 21:24 (one year ago) link

North Dakota is a shining beacon to everyone yearning to be free

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 January 2023 21:49 (one year ago) link

(Will there ever be a Dakota Reunification?) #ONEDAKOTA

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 January 2023 21:50 (one year ago) link

why is there no east dakota

| (Latham Green), Friday, 27 January 2023 15:16 (one year ago) link

A pizza spot named Crust, ironically located in the Earth's core

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 January 2023 15:34 (one year ago) link

Open a pizza shop in Antarctica and name it South Pole Pizza

| (Latham Green), Friday, 27 January 2023 15:48 (one year ago) link

why is there no east dakota

Heh heh heh

https://i.imgur.com/4WOKeHL.jpg

pplains, Friday, 27 January 2023 17:45 (one year ago) link

There's no way I come close to believing that, but heh heh heh nonetheless.

pplains, Friday, 27 January 2023 17:45 (one year ago) link

The definitive Dakotie film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEC9ZcV-ehk

| (Latham Green), Saturday, 28 January 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

She returned to OG a decade later:

There are appetizers including meatballs parmigiana and spinach artichoke dip. Homemade soups and salads include minestrone and a creamy chicken and gnocchi with roasted chicken.

The choices are many in the restaurant with its large parking lot and large seating area in the south end of business in Grand Forks.

With friends and family, we found the familiar menu on a recent winter day. Five of us were seated in one of the large and homey dining areas. Service was good. Friendly.

We tried the fettucine alfredo, which is a favorite. The menu says it is made in house every day. The classic entrees include chicken or eggplant parmigiana, lasagna, spaghetti and meatballs, shrimp and chicken scampi. There are stuffed pastas including a new ravioli carbonara. And there is a choice described on the menu to create your own pasta. This gives a choice of pasta, a choice of sauce and a topping, if desired.

We found the Olive Garden a pleasant setting to visit with friends — Joel and Amy Medd along with son Bob Hagerty and granddaughter Carmen Hagerty visiting from Pittsburgh. The staff is very friendly at the Olive Garden. And on visits there I am reminded of days in March of 2012. That was the time that an Eatbeat column in the Grand Forks Herald caught the attention of national reporters. Some at first scowled at the attention given a chain restaurant. Then their fury turned to support. And there were calls from Fargo, New York, California, Florida. This writer was invited to widely discuss on national television the Olive Garden arrival in Grand Forks.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 May 2023 17:57 (eleven months ago) link

Joel and Amy Medd along with son Bob Hagerty and granddaughter Carmen Hagerty visiting from Pittsburgh.

This speaks worlds about where Haggerty comes from. It has a different mindset.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 15 May 2023 18:04 (eleven months ago) link


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