This mountain climber fighting off this bear is WILD!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/1XEohWioaP— Shannonnn sharpes burner (@shannonsharpeee) October 17, 2022
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 October 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link
several in herehttps://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2022_finalists.php
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 October 2022 03:55 (one year ago) link
bear say oww to me
Bear gets hit in the nuts and tries to walk it off 😂😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/DMGmu1Yfgv— Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 (@Stop_Trump20) September 25, 2021
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 November 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
perhaps inevitably, but what a casthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 December 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
https://www.pressherald.com/2022/12/07/albanias-last-captive-bear-rescued-to-austrian-sanctuary/
https://multifiles.pressherald.com/uploads/sites/10/2022/12/AP22341497432499-750x500.jpg
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 December 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link
Cocaine Bear - "Inspired by True Events"
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
In the sense that both bears and cocaine are things that exist, sure.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:54 (one year ago) link
the Austrian bear probably wishes he has some coke
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 December 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link
you guys don't know about the real cocaine bear? he's on display at a mallhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear)
― mh, Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
Every time I see "Cocaine Bear" I think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqq_U3-d5uk
― nickn, Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link
They just don't come no better than a bear.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:48 (one year ago) link
HiPOD: A Bear on Mars?This feature looks a bit like a bear’s face. What is it really? More: https://t.co/MpLQBg38urNASA/JPL-Caltech/UArizona#Mars #science #NASA https://t.co/2WUNquTUZH pic.twitter.com/1k2ZnLcJ5o— HiRISE: Beautiful Mars (NASA) (@HiRISE) January 25, 2023
― 龜, Monday, 30 January 2023 19:03 (one year ago) link
Ned's jealous he didn't post that first
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 30 January 2023 19:33 (one year ago) link
I guess someone had to be the first...
Bear meat vending machine is a first for Japan
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-65160098
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 3 April 2023 18:58 (one year ago) link
yikes!
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-65455991
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 19:57 (one year ago) link
My wife saw a black bear in Florida last week! She asked the driver if that was a common sight, but he already had his camera out, which is answer enough. And there was a bear sighting in Madison, Wisconsin last week as well. Bears everywhere!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 20:09 (one year ago) link
Been living in Montana six weeks, haven't seen a bear yet. I do own a can of bear spray, though, just in case.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 20:10 (one year ago) link
there was one roaming around in Arcadia the other day, just north of Los Angeles
https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/63978f6/2147483647/strip/true/crop/6720x4480+0+0/resize/1200x800!/format/webp/quality/80/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F51%2F12%2Fe5522c5b420e8b3383e72e264707%2Fla-photos-1staff-512302-me-bear-arcadia10-ik.JPG
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 20:12 (one year ago) link
Florida bearhttps://i.imgur.com/0ovdyuc.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 20:50 (one year ago) link
https://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2023/05/watch-sweets-lure-rockville-neighborhoods-black-bear-into-trap/
"Not honey, but instead doughnuts, molasses and vanilla were used to entice the animal into a bear trap, according to the Rockville City Police Department."
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Monday, 8 May 2023 17:56 (eleven months ago) link
https://scontent-dub4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/346886528_251456787545084_984689418390865920_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=-ueF4y44SmIAX_Axhfb&_nc_ht=scontent-dub4-1.xx&oh=00_AfBA6t_--8zqSgHvSvtdQt52VF37u_zRCq0-M6LflzAToA&oe=64694248
― BrianB, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 12:09 (eleven months ago) link
Bear say bye to tree, lands safely on a mattress in Traverse City, Michigan.
― BrianB, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 12:16 (eleven months ago) link
freakin fentanyl everywhere
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 13:30 (eleven months ago) link
Franklin D. Ursovelt?
https://wtop.com/dc/2023/06/large-black-bear-up-a-tree-in-northeast-dc/
That's my sister's neighborhood--wonder if bear said hi to her.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 10 June 2023 02:17 (ten months ago) link
Story from my neighborhood (relatively speaking):
Bear Injures Raft Guide Camping Along Middle Fork Flathead River
Around 6 a.m., a commercial raft company was on a guided overnight trip with two guides and three clients when a bear entered camp, the release states. The victim, an adult female guide, reported she was sleeping outside on the ground when she sustained injuries from what officials believe was a black bear.Bear spray was deployed but the bear returned multiple times to camp, according to the release.The victim was treated for non-life-threatening injuries at Logan Health in Whitefish.
Bear spray was deployed but the bear returned multiple times to camp, according to the release.
The victim was treated for non-life-threatening injuries at Logan Health in Whitefish.
I said to my wife that the bear probably came up and poked at her with its paw, like, "Hey, you awake?" Hope they don't kill it.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 10 June 2023 02:24 (ten months ago) link
Around 4:15 this morning I heard a couple of big banging sounds outside, enough to actually wake wide up and take a peek outside. A bear had knocked over my trash can out on the street (today is pickup day), got upset by the lack of shitty food garbage (compost all the way!), and then decided to go full Kool-Aid Bear through the gate in the fence, across my backyard, and finally Kool-Aid Bear again through the fence I share with my neighbors on the SW side. Somehow, the bear avoided knocking down the rudimentary fencing for our eventual vegetable garden for which I am thankful.
I live in Sierra Madre, which is in the same foothills as Arcadia mentioned above, and bears are constant. (a typical sighting: https://www.reddit.com/r/sierramadre/comments/14766uj/hello_fellow_neighbors_this_is_above_grandview_a/ )
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 04:20 (ten months ago) link
https://t.co/AXPjWa7Irw pic.twitter.com/Ojxi7dOnAg— 🐻 Bear ☀️ (@BearPosting) June 21, 2023
― serving aunt (stevie), Thursday, 22 June 2023 10:45 (ten months ago) link
they take one snack at a time. they help reposition traffic cones. every once in awhile, they'll shred somebody to ribbons. they're definitely in my top five.
― pplains, Thursday, 22 June 2023 13:24 (ten months ago) link
So seeing bears is now a daily occurrence now, especially with the heat...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIe-l7v8_o
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 14 July 2023 17:55 (nine months ago) link
bear say ‘AHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT BEAR DOING HERE’ to mehttp://forgifs.com/gallery/d/432815-2/Bear-vs-mirror.gif
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 July 2023 20:59 (nine months ago) link
omg, dying
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 17 July 2023 21:15 (nine months ago) link
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-66362970
hell of a headline here:
Hangzhou Zoo: Our sun bears are real, not humans in disguise
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:25 (nine months ago) link
In a post written from the perspective of a sun bear called Angela, Hangzhou Zoo said: "Some people think I stand like a person... It seems you don't understand me very well."
Our bears are not human. Also, they speak fluent English.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 14:27 (nine months ago) link
A bear was caught cooling off in California homeowner’s backyard jacuzzi amid heat wave https://t.co/n8d5vsGqKV pic.twitter.com/jdIZVjMECZ— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 2, 2023
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 21:50 (nine months ago) link
really floored to learn that there are only 8 kinds of bear. this seems far too few. I would have guessed there were upwards of 20 or even 30 kinds of bear if asked— morgan (@j0ne_s_) August 2, 2023
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 22:13 (nine months ago) link
Haven't looked it this thread for ages (am too sad about having gone to parts of Alaska, British Columbia and Yukon on holiday and not seeing a single bear - went on a trip from Ketchikan specifically to see bears, bears did not want to say hi to me), but I am dying here at mirror bear from upthread.
― ailsa, Thursday, 3 August 2023 08:08 (nine months ago) link
have to admire morgan from Twitter X's, um, creativity in thinking there might be 20-30 bear species.
let's think....brown, American black, Andean (aka spectacled), polar, sloth, sun, Asian black, giant panda.
can understand people thinking it might be *slightly* more than that if they don't realise US grizzly bears are the same species as brown bears. And that Kodiak bears are a sub-species of same.
Not making it any better, Ailsa, but I saw a couple of bears in Ontario.
― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 3 August 2023 11:37 (nine months ago) link
leather bears, chicago bears, etc
― mh, Thursday, 3 August 2023 11:57 (nine months ago) link
water bears (aka moss piglets)!
the tiniest bear which is also an alien
― mark s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 12:09 (nine months ago) link
pic.twitter.com/u5Wy4LEKUf— 🐻 Bear🌧️ (@BearPosting) August 4, 2023
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 4 August 2023 14:39 (nine months ago) link
Come back soon, ya hear!
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 4 August 2023 15:18 (nine months ago) link
LAKE MARY, Fla. (WFLA) — A three-legged bear known locally as Tripod was caught on camera breaking into a home in Lake Mary, Florida over the weekend and helping itself to some snacks and adult beverages.
Faneite-Diglio told the news station that Tripod had some fish food that was left next to their fish tank and then proceeded to the bar.
“He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry,” Faneite-Diglio told WESH.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 23:03 (eight months ago) link
silly bear, white claw is only for hipster bears (polar bears)
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 23:15 (eight months ago) link
I assume Tripod was looking for this shit:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wgIAAOSwXzlhGQN5/s-l1600.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 23:45 (eight months ago) link
Full media aerial invasion early this morning when a bear broke into a house one block away from me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPr2EyxNRFk
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 14 September 2023 00:16 (seven months ago) link
Get going on your bracket: Fat Bear Week is coming!
https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week.htm
― fajita seas, Saturday, 23 September 2023 20:16 (seven months ago) link
BEAR EAT THE LASAGNE
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-67140523
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:26 (six months ago) link
Silly bear. Lasagne is for people!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:35 (six months ago) link
I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:36 (six months ago) link
Sorry. If I saw it - you all have to at least read about it. Google at your own risk.