2022/23 NBA REGULAR SEASON THREAD "TANKING FOR WEMBANYAMA"

I just had something cancel and now I am free to watch PHI-BOS opening night.

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tired: tank for wembanyama
wired: scoot it and boot it

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nuggets will win the nba playoffs

finally

as good a shot as anyone else really

pau + yao photo makin me feel three thousand years old

the fellas struttin their stuff at the big game

fucking hyped for the madness

dont forget this guy

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NBA back

its happening

this season has been scientifically proven to have a wide open title race. let the games begin.

nuggets
warriors
suns
clippers
grizzlies
wolves
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pels
mavs
kings
lakers

celtics
76ers
bucks
heat
cavs
hawks
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raptors
bulls
knicks
magic?

mvp: embiid
coy: malone
6moy: poole
dpoy: draymond
roy: banchero
mip: uhh maxey?

"[Russell Westbrook is] not gonna come off the bench. We all know that... I need him in the first unit with me. [The media] trying to kill my boy Russ, man."

— @patbev21

(via @PatBevPod)pic.twitter.com/XMfAvAYnaL

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) October 18, 2022

i'm gonna take the over on 10 games with russ on the lakers but not there for the season

to be the catalog catalyst i need russ in the starting line up with me

expecting the mavs to overachieve just got that feeling

jeff van gundy, appearing on zach lowe’s podcast, came out of absolutely nowhere with a take that the lakers should trade for willy hernangomez. he had an entire argument for it ready to go. and he repeatedly called him “billy.”

jvg chaos mode

thats the move that will put them over the top i agree xp

maybe he watched the adam sandler movie

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yeah

if anyone else wants to join in on the fun (opening yourself up to being insulted between the next 6 and 36 months)

nba 2022-2023 prediction thread

insult me early and often

inside the nba has adam silver on and shaq is telling everyone how he punched many teammates over the years "as a leader"

they moved on without acknowledging it lol

haha shaq

“I had to touch people up.”

Shaq killing it real on how he had Draymond moments behind the scenes 🤣 #NBATipOff https://t.co/1UsJKl3EcJ

— Andrew Jerell Jones, Luke 1:37 (IG:twdbk3) (@sluggahjells) October 18, 2022

draymond thing not getting positive reviews on twitter! idk why i personally find the "maybe im not sorry at all and btw who came to mind when i was talking about someone caring about internet comments too much" vibe compelling

“I never really knew how much it blew up. … I was just at home chillin with my children.”

Draymond reflects on the viral video of his altercation with Jordan Poole

(via @NBAonTNT) pic.twitter.com/gOqWpFDfYG

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 18, 2022

that's what we like to call the ultimate teammate right there

dray just doing way too much

i appreciate how proud dray is its a genuine personality trait, but he sabotages things by being not nearly as slick as he thinks he is, you cant just say "i dont care about peoples opinions" its obviously not true, better to do some reverse psychology and pretend to care

ha first possession horf stones embiid some things never change

tho it does rule out the funniest possible landing spot for trae the new york knicks

the new york nets tho...

lol, the Knicks were my first thought - they could play the "Fuck Trae Young" video on the jumbotron to welcome him

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also just feel like teams are gonna have to take stock of these recent assets for stars deals & notice that the acquiring teams have almost uniformly ended up w/ the short end of the stick. the market is gonna have to correct itself at some point. i doubt the hawks would be the ones willing to bite the bullet and do the trade that shifts the market back, but i do have to imagine the recent history of those deals would make teams hesitant to do one for a player like trae

the more i think about trae for brad beal the more i feel like that's the move if the hawks are serious about this

bad teams will always want to trade millions of draft picks for star players its just who they are, some owner will always want james harden, the only reason it wasnt happening more in the past is because stars werent available as much

brad beal and 3 firsts maybe, but i wouldnt even do that if i were the hawks. trae isnt even in his prime yet and he was just an all nba player one season ago. beal is 30 and not nearly as good as trae imo. the only way they get rid of him is if he's asked for it or the whole org secretly hates him.

seems like theres a good chance the org does hate him

id get what i could for trae now personally im not a believer

there was an interview with huerter a while ago where he was hinting at something like that

backing up the truck for quin snyder and then not even seeing what he could do with trae would be an interesting series of decisions

unless snyder has already decided he doesnt like trae

personally i would want my highly-compensated coach to at least give it a season with my difficult superstar before making that call but i'm not the son of an nba owner

attempting to read the tea leaves here

Reporting on Trae Young's future in Atlanta and conversations that could take place in offseason: pic.twitter.com/m91nXA3vPD

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 11, 2023

Yeah the only way I see this happening is if Quinn already decided they’d be better off without him

"his day-to-day habits on and off the court"

he's openly clashed w/ two straight coaches & is a ball hog who takes crazy shots while never playing defense. don't think it takes a ton of decoding to come to the conclusion that ppl there prob don't like him

brad beal and 3 firsts maybe

if i'm trading brad beal and 3 first for trae young tony ressler better be wiring me like $50 million to an untraceable offshore account on the side

he's also led the league in assist the last two years and has barely been injured

jordan very low on trae!

i also do not like trae but it doesnt matter what we think

brad beal is a negative contract tho

i’m taking my opinion of trae out of it & just looking at the situation rationally

heh

no but really if anyone can point out the team that’s gonna trade 3 first round picks for trae young i’m all ears

also analytics would tell you that trae young is a positive value contract but i’m not sure the results out in the real world exactly back that up

nets wizards lakers rockets all seem like reasonable trae targets those were just the first four i thought of

pelicans

the nets are a good one i should've had them in there. that would be a pretty ideal situation for him & if the hawks could pry DFS or cam johnson loose it could be a good one for them too

the rockets maybe out of pure desperation i could see it but trae young-josh green is a backcourt pairing directly from the mind of satan

*jalen green, the rockets are satanic like that tho

if this harden reunion doesn't come to fruition i could def see them doing something crazy/reckless

getting harden back would be even crazier

Trae in Houston is too good I need it

hmm klutch trae is klutch too were through the looking glass here people

Sources: Atlanta is promoting its G League College Park GM Tori Miller to a Vice President position with the Hawks; she becomes one of NBA's highest-ranking women in a front office. The agreement was completed by Klutch Sports, marking its first woman basketball executive deal.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 11, 2023

can’t wait to find out how she knows the owner’s son

guilty lol

ah nice very good nailed it

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— Caleb Melby (@CalebMelby) April 12, 2023

bang up job on the background check by the league office

surprise surprise

Laker have D-lo coming off the books next year which should give them some salary cap

And the pick goes to . . . San Antonio. I was kinda hoping Detroit would get it.

check the off-season thread!