All Series Must Die (Which Is Why There Are New Ones) -- The Game of Thrones Series Spinoffs

It must be true

Give It Up For The King Of Fantasy: George R.R. Martin Just Announced That Instead Of Finishing The Game Of Thrones Books He’s Just Gonna Stay Rich AF And Let These Broke Boys Worry About Dragons https://t.co/aZKr3Iv1af

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 3, 2022

Why does everyone have to have the same names in this and GoT, fuck its as bad as Elden Ring with its Godfreys and Godefreys and Marikas and Miqellas and Marigolds and Marriots.

(and yes I'm aware thats also GRRMs doing!!!)

agree its the most annoying part

Even the fact all the same Houses existed hundreds of years prior is a bit of a side eye for me but ok, I get they get passed down and tradition etc but really? Theres no change in fashion, we're just calling everyone Joffrey and Aemon?

I feel like there's some nods to it being a different era — that carriage they ride in doesn't look like anything designwise in GOT — but definitely true it overall feels kind of generic.

ugh i fkn hate that carriage it looks like something out of harry potter it is so shit

just wait til daemon and rhaenyra have kids and name them…aegon and viserys

oh and that incesto-wedding was the creepiest shit ever lol

the repeated names are annoying but if anything grrm actually spiced up the variation in names a bit from the real middle ages. i remember wolf hall where every character was named either thomas or jane

yeah thats v true please god no more anns

Despite all the endless sound alikes, the ones that irk me the most are Luke and Jace. Like wtf, why in the world would Rhaenyra pop out a couple of brats with ugly generic 2000s names?

yeah jace was v triggering, total bogan kid name

The new heir to the throne has been born! And their name....is Madison!!

*light clapping*

um it's spelled maedysyn

Ok I’m not even finished this episode but the lighting was a total joke. Literally couldn’t even see if there was incest happening.

It was like the night in the daytime crappy filters on old 70s films. Why didnt they just film at night? It *was* nighttime right? I mean it started off qute bright. And there were stars later.

https://www.vulture.com/article/why-house-of-the-dragon-episode-7-driftmark-was-so-dark.html

https://i.imgur.com/uYRVqak.png

I have to say I was able to see everything. Maybe it’s my decently setup plasma screen but I never felt like it was impossibly dark. RIP plasma screens.

We have frequent problems with way-too-dark shows esp when set indoors at night/in night scenes outside, and AppleTV seemed to be the worst offenders (looking at you, "Invasion"). BUt yeah this wasnt DARK, it was just filtered really strangely so it looked like "daytime but someone put the wrong film stock in".

Barry Lydon it aint.

again, this show is dumb as hell

Consider not watching and posting about it then?

I seriously enjoy Olivia Cooke in this.

The dark scenes thing is a...dark scheme by Big Content to make us all feel inadequate and feel like we have to spend thousands on a set.

The Maester during the incest-wedding was Phil Daniels right? Been waiting for him to turn up. And only just realised young Aegeon is David Tennant's son.

He was great casting, saw a comment about how he looked exactly like Olivia Cooke in a scraggy blonde wig which was otm. Too bad they get recast next week!

Olivia Cooke looks insanely like Rachel Weisz+Jenna-Louise Coleman

And only just realised young Aegeon is David Tennant's son.

― nashwan, Wednesday, October 5, 2022 5:02 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

whaaaaat

did not know that!

Consider not watching and posting about it then?

Game of Thrones in dire need of a sitcom spinoff

House of wisecracking funny dragons

_Consider not watching and posting about it then?_

where's the fun in that?

_Consider not watching and posting about it then?_

where's the fun in that?

i mean, they actually darkened the screen and made it difficult to watch the show out of a mix of hubris and gross negligence, then played the "no we MEANT for it to look like that even though it's clear the shots are taking place during the day" then the general discourse slid toward "boo hoo you people are sad you didn't get to watch INCEST on the INCEST DRAGON SHOW" so honestly "this sucks" seems about right where the bar should be for criticism

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actually the incest was perfectly well lit with just a tasteful smudge of vaseline on the camera lens

xxp you’ve been stinking up this thread with your posts for a while, but dw, I won’t be reading any more of them

i mean, that's cool? i never understand threads where when somebody has legit complaints about the thread title along the lines of "i've already explained why i think this sucks but for many small and uninteresting reasons i'm continuing to interact with thread topic, so i'm going to occasionally note my general disdain" devolves into ad hominem but i don't exactly mind? I have only myself to blame for watching the incest dragon show.

if i had to point out the biggest problem i had with this show, it's the obviously immense amount of money and talent being thrown at something that is so consistently ill considered. The last show that threw away so much baby with the bathwater was Raised by Wolves... which, to be fair, was actually worse than this. And I watched the whole season of that and complained the whole way through there too. But people have attachment to GoT and GRRM in a more bone marrow way because of the sunk cost of the novels so i get it if you're touchier about them.

i'm one of those fools who have never read any of the novels. and never will, either. i plan on taking the events of the tv shows as canon and if i ever meet someone who has read the books, claiming that the tv version is the real one, not the books. i believe sounds and moving images before the stillness of the printed text -- i don't touch that stuff.

a friend of mine has read all of the books many times and is always angry with the show but can't stop watching. he also can't stop telling me about what is going to happen, or rather, what should happen. i have learned to stare blankly and let all the future and past Aegons and Joffreys and Maedysyns, and how they all slept with each other, probably, come and go with absolutely zero attempt to remember any of it

girl same

with the key difference being that i enjoy the show, lol

I never made it past the first book. My eldest, who had the patience to finish the entire Wheel of Time series, eventually gave this series up in frustration, proclaiming the entire thing a hot mess that would never resolve. Which, if she's right, kind of gives the showrunners a free hand.

i grew up reading GRRM's various other work (notably wildcards, where my user name comes from!) but i only read the first two fire and ice books on the subway when the show first came out. They were fine! They were better than what everyone else was reading in the subway at that time, which was shades of gray.

this series is based off a completed story by grrm, albeit one told in history textbook fashion

In my (admittedly limited) experience, the best thing GRRM wrote was "Sandkings."

if things get a little out of hand, you just have a monster from beyond the wall invade. everyone fights, nearly everyone dies, only one remains to reign.

speaking of game of thrones, i'm hoping that at some point in HotD they show these guys building a wall in the north, and all the villagers make fun of them because there's no way they could build a wall so wide that it span the entire peninsula. but then these guys say "not only will it span the peninsula, but it's gonna be thousands of feet tall as well. so tall that absolutely no one will ever be able to breach it, not even a epochal monster from beyond...this pile of bricks, that one day may well make a name for itself."

xp to jimbeaux

(all the above to say, if i seem brusquely dismissive of massively successful HBO spin-off television program HOUSE OF DRAGONS, i think i have earned it)