Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

He's a hard habit to break.

being without him takes a lot of getting used to
you learn to live with it

CNN must be shaking in their loafers:

In the lawsuit filed Monday, Trump’s attorneys claim CNN “has sought to use its massive influence — purportedly as a ‘trusted’ news source — to defame the Plaintiff in the minds of its viewers and readers for the purpose of defeating him politically, culminating in CNN claiming credit for ‘(getting) Trump out’ in the 2020 presidential election.”

The former president is seeking $475 million in punitive damages, according to the lawsuit...

Wait'll he finds out CNN is now owned by one of his supporters.

The filing of the suit and the $475 million amount were publicized, therefore it has already accomplished its whole mission. It'll get 1/10th of the attention when it's tossed out.

They can’t be real, they’re probably the female equivalent of the trad cats men who wear capes.

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Trump says pollster told him: “If George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came alive from the dead and formed a President and VP team, you would beat them by 40%.” pic.twitter.com/dlsQvCavdP

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2022

He said, "Sir . . ."

I knew it before I even listened to the clip. It's one of his "tells."

It's never, "...this is a Wendy's."

beyond parody
"and Abraham ... *Lincoln* ..."

'.. just prior to the plague..' is crucial here

By the way, "RSBN"? Is this the network for people who think Newsmax is staffed by bed wetting liberals?

Right Side Broadcasting Network (RSBN) is a pro-free speech network dedicated to bringing the TRUTH to the American people and the world

Actually founded in 2015, I've never heard of it either

our hero, the man who fucked america in the ass

I swear, we (and I dont just mean ILX I mean reddit and twitter and etc) need to stop giving these pissant media groups and social media platforms any oxygen. If we all stopped listening to/talking about him COMPLETELY, this would wither and dry up and die.

It's been grimly, terrifyingly fascinating to me how, following the election and Jan 6, as Fox News has ever-so-slightly pivoted its lips away from Trump's asshole, channels like OAN, etc, have gained more visibility.

when yr dependent you don't rly care who yr dealer is, u gotta get some more of that trump? kids w hustle always out there lol

is that… dirt https://t.co/Nq9IhGlHQa

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 10, 2022

"servant leadership" is one of those phrases that will turn you into a 2009 reddit atheist without you even realizing it

the carpet looks great but what about how antifa spraypainted blue all over the stripes of our blessed american flag?

this is dirt with curtains on one side, a sparkling clean red rug, and a couple flags we got on discount because they had bright blue stains on them. sir we love you

https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E21/KTiXD8RnSMQOueQArPyrydIJWlY=.gif

She should call four seasons landscaping they do great work

Isn't she gonna rake all those unsightly footprints in the sand? Slacker

Psycho ex-president Trump posts bizarre video vowing revenge. Put him in prison now, this motherfu*ker is dangerous. pic.twitter.com/u3iY4Q44eG

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) October 11, 2022

That can't be real.

I mean, it's a Christopher Walken monologue from a movie, but Trump did post it

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-video-documentary-truth-social-b2199939.html

ha, thought it was Abel Ferrara

You are like a lion, sir, they all said, a lion who is being provoked my jackals in your midst, sir

Remember when a lion could eat everything in its path? Everything, it was beautiful. Then Obama started putting in the restrictions. Gluten-free, they call it. Hard to be a lion when you're gluten-free.

when I think jackal, I think Devon Nunes

He’s more a remora

This really is how Trump sees himself.

It’s weird how we don’t remember who trump is and need him to remind us. With his fury.

His leonine nature.

It's a weird parable for him to glom onto as a political message: his opponents, the jackals, saw his wife & kids disrepecting him, so they thought that they could mess with him too, so he's gotta eat everything in his path to show them who's boss... vote Trump 2024!

You're probably reading too much into it. His thought processes stop at "I'm a lion!"

it's kind of a bit of a burn on his own family, too. in the well-known parable - everybody has Poolhall Junkies memorized by this point, right? - the strong lion first revealed its weakness by letting his lion cubs nibble at his ear in the full view of others. the lion should have eaten his cubs as soon as they showed disobedience, sir

He has nice kids though

Love checking in on my boy pic.twitter.com/RBz3L55NIQ

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) October 4, 2022

They seriously are the “Best Value” Targaryens.

— Cory vs The Evil Dead (@MrCoryPants) October 4, 2022

so gross

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/10/15/truth-social-trump-animosity-whistleblower/

Love to see the true believers get caught in the grift.

Will Wilkerson, then an executive at former president Donald Trump’s start-up Trump Media & Technology Group, was at a Fort Lauderdale, Fla., coffee shop with company co-founder Andy Litinsky last October when Trump called Litinsky with a question: Would he give up some of his shares to Trump’s wife, Melania?

Trump Media, the owner of the fledgling social network Truth Social, had just been boosted by a huge merger agreement and a flood of investment that had made the stake worth millions of dollars. Trump had already been given 90 percent of the company’s shares in exchange for the use of his name and some minor involvement, leaving everyone else to split the rest.

Litinsky tried to brush it off, telling Trump “the gift would have meant a huge tax bill he couldn’t pay,” Wilkerson said in an interview. “Trump didn’t care. He said, ‘Do whatever you need to do.’ ”

Five months later, Litinsky, who first met Trump in 2004 as a contestant on the TV show “The Apprentice,” was abruptly removed from the company’s board. Wilkerson said he believes it was payback for his refusal to turn over a small fortune to the former president’s wife. Litinsky thought so, too, according to an email Wilkerson and his attorneys shared with The Washington Post and the Securities and Exchange Commission. In that email, Litinsky complained that Trump was “retaliating against me” by threatening to “ ‘blow up the company’ if his demands are not met.”

Something off about this Trump guy

just an update on bannon's sentencing for refusing to show up for the jan 6 committee subpoena, since it might provide a rough timeline of how long it would might possibly take for trump to face consequences for not showing up for his own subpoena. bannon is the only other guy to get charged with this in 50+ years. after the sentencing, he will appeal, and it'll take until next summer at the earliest. so, about a year and a half after refusing to show up?

Before I get into DOJ's Steve Bannon's sentencing memo, keep in mind that Bannon's sentence will be appealed. Bannon is HIGHLY unlikely to go to jail until next summer, at the earlier. And this is being written for Carl Nichols, who favors the appeal. https://t.co/bNpfHgjGAs

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) October 17, 2022

assuming trump refuses to show up this fall, the miracle that he is actually held accountable for this and is punished for the same thing any of us would be punished for, and that it is appealed and the appealing judge isn't corrupt, that puts trump's 30 day sentence in jail (lol, it seems so impossible that it would ever, ever happen as i type this) some time in late spring/early summer 2024? this sounds incredibly plausible, can't wait to see him go to jail in the middle of his campaign to openly steal the election

I feel like this timing would help his campaign. Mandela vibes.

a judge will probably rule that the subpoena is going to be dropped in January anyway

yeah. and even if the democrats keep the house, no one will ever give a fuck about this subpoena that he'll never show up to. the only way it will be remembered is if it stands as the last action of the jan 6 committee, if nothing else comes out of it. and then it will be remembered as a complete fucking joke

Trump’s company charged Secret Service ‘exorbitant’ hotel rates to protect the first family, House committee report says

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/17/politics/trump-secret-service-hotel-rates/index.html

"One thing about us wise guys, the hustle never ends."