Where's Sarah Connor when you need her?
― i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Saturday, 1 October 2022 22:27 (one year ago) link
Is he unaware that there is already a very famous robot named "Optimus"? This will have to be Optimus Secundus.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 2 October 2022 05:13 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/eGxU1jR.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 October 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link
Which @elonmusk do you like more?— Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) October 3, 2022
what is going on
― death generator (lukas), Monday, 3 October 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
ha the no vote is up to 60%+ and now hes putting out new polls
Let’s try this then: the will of the people who live in the Donbas & Crimea should decide whether they’re part of Russia or Ukraine— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 3, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 October 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link
Engineers know the value of a well-designed poll
― Karl Malone, Monday, 3 October 2022 19:40 (one year ago) link
Is he trying to get Russian oligarchs to buy Teslas instead of armored G-wagons?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 3 October 2022 19:42 (one year ago) link
i think he resents the disruption being caused to his businesses and would like the war to stop asap on those grounds regardless of the goals of the combatants
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link
lmao, sure does seem like he wants his politics to be a thing people think about.
Ukraine's ambassador lashes out at Elon Musk's peace proposal, telling him to "fuck off" and saying no Ukrainian will buy his "Tesla crap" pic.twitter.com/egrhbA3rEA— BNO News (@BNONews) October 3, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2022 20:48 (one year ago) link
elon could spend his every waking hour having his dumb half ass ideas feted if he would simply stay off twitter, but he just will not
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 October 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link
just keeps picking incredibly divisive issues to associate his implausibly successful businesses with
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link
what could go wrong
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 October 2022 21:13 (one year ago) link
he could have a group chat with titans of industry and various hangers on where they just confirm the hell out of each other
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 October 2022 21:14 (one year ago) link
im sure andrew ross sorkin would be happy to tell him hes good at geopolitics
― lag∞n, Monday, 3 October 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link
I’m trying to imagine the alt universe where Henry Ford tweets bad takes on how to settle peace Europe, and is subtweeted by de Gaulle (with a poll) and members of Hitler’s government (with snark).— Heather Adkins - Ꜻ - Spes consilium non est (@argvee) October 4, 2022
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 06:47 (one year ago) link
TRADING HALT: TWTR (NYSE)-NEWS PENDING— Tom Hearden (@followtheh) October 4, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link
lol?
BREAKING: Elon Musk is expected to propose that the Twitter deal proceed at the original $54.20 per share price $TWTR— Kurt Wagner (@KurtWagner8) October 4, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:22 (one year ago) link
a truly avant garde business process
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
agree to buy a company for more than its worth then proceed to damage it as much as you can before closing, simply beyond the ability of normal minds to comprehend
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
he needs to clear this twitter deal so that he can concentrate on peace in ukraine
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
simply flood the war zone with verified posters
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link
This guy is so ridiculous I bet he builds a giant warehouse of his stupid janky humanoid robots dedicated to sitting at terminals and posting to twitter, just to stick it to ... someone. For the dank lols (or whatever people say).
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
maybe he got some of his boys on the text chain in on the deal. want to join the game? 5B would be a decent buy-in. 10B would be better, should be fun
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
easy monetization opportunity $5 subscription a button appears on each tweet that lets you kill the poster
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
turns out Agrawal has been clicking "I'll do it later" for months on the daily "delete all bots now?" pop-up
― rob, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
I'll believe this when I see it
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link
I'm guessing the Delaware chancery court decision is nearing its release.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link
the trial hasnt even started yet lol, what happened was elon decided he wanted to buy twitter again, for whatever reason
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
the Tesla robot leaned over the other day and whispered “hey man you gotta buy twitter”
― Clay, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
He wants to give Ukraine a good kicking.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link
Or maybe he wanted to buy it all along but just threatened to back out in order to get a lower price. When the bluff was called he folded.
― o. nate, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link
i think he wanted to buy it then he didnt now he does again, or at least he wants to buy it more than he wants his other options, worth noting that all those embarrassing texts were just released and there was prob a bunch more embarrassing info to come if the trial went forward
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link
this is a bad deal for him and really the whole world, with the possible exception of twitter shareholders
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link
contingent on trial being adjourned
he's dropping $48b not to have more DMs read out lol
― mark s, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 19:44 (one year ago) link
i wonder if the relative slaps on the wrist and unenforceable SEC settlements musk has received so far makes him think he’s untouchable legally
🐦[Argentinian TV cracking open the bubbly live on air has done me in pic.twitter.com/KzpCVTJbYr🕸— oli (@olicoulsxn) September 8, 2022🕸]🐦
― 龜, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:01 (one year ago) link
also dumb
― mark s, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:08 (one year ago) link
idk maybe seeing all those texts resurface reminded him of how uh..."fun" it would be to own Twitter
― frogbs, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link
feel like theres a non zero chance that offering to buy the company again is also some insane ploy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link
― mark s, Tuesday, October 4, 2022 4:08 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
and ugly, smells bad, wears dumb leather jackets trying to be cool
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
correct
― mark s, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
whoa there was a bunch of stuff in my post that i had typed up but never posted from a few months ago, guess zing just saved it…
― 龜, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link
thats evidence now
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
he is simply creating x
Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 4, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:29 (one year ago) link
I love it
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:31 (one year ago) link
i think a lot of us love it
what's up with me? oh not a lot, just creating X
― Clay, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link
its great
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link
i love x
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:35 (one year ago) link
wait
if we can get the tesla fans to start thinking 'I love X", ILX, etc, let that simmer for a few years...THEN we reveal ilxor.com and go premium/public
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:35 (one year ago) link
one of the big selling points of this ilxor/tesla merge would be that we have proven systems to moderate troubling content
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link