L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

Took me a second before I realized that this wasn't an M.C. Escher home.

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i respect it

No doubt built in a place with lots of "freedom"

it's the kind of thing a guy does when he doesn't have any.

of course it's over a dead-ass yard. i feel like i need to see the view in order know if there is any justification at all for it.

I was implying freedom from building codes. I could easily be wrong, but that thing looks crazy with no joists!

that looks like one of those souped up frat houses I visited in the south.

that thing looks crazy with no joists!

somebody will/has/is currently in the process of dying there

Each new slide revealed in the gallery just messed with my head even more.

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Like, I know there's a damn good reason why the top picture frame appears to be hung above the mirror but is still reflected inside of it...

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... but after touring the rest of the house, I'm not sure of anything anymore.

not sure i catch your drift plains, looks pretty comfortable for an ice queen lair

It's poorly arranged furniture, more than anything. That, and the step-up kitchen.

I imagine giants would play horseshoes with our L couches

pplains those first three photos sent me into a conniption of laughter, many thanks

I felt so sorry for that fireplace. Would rather look at a holding beam than a nice warm fire.

second bay window fireplace

facing the real fireplace. Start them both, see which one will burn longer. Put a desk in the middle, pretend you are Letterman.

I definitely had full on Confused Nick Young face by the third photo.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5603-Winslet-Dr_Franklin_TN_37064_M91150-64504

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Lol neighborhood: Hot Market

listed for half the prior sale price, ouch

TRAGIC TOTAL LOSS by FIRE, of a CLASSIC MANSION !!! Sold As is !! Rare opportunity to own approx 5 acres with 2 existing homes on this one site in Williamson County. Five mins from I-65 . Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire. Additional future expansion area or 10+ car garage in guest home. Open Hilltop views! Large Outdoor Kitchen and porches! Many things can still be save from fire including the entire Foundation, Porches, Patios, Landscaping & Outdoor Living. A private park like setting in the rear of the home. Custom Pavers & Limestone on Front porch! Save Tens of Thousands, of dollars & build any home of your dreams without Williamson County Impact Fees! MOST FEES WAVED!!

Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.
Guest home is included, and was not touched by the fire.

true stroke of luck that Outdoor Living was not touched by the fire

no but see there's residual fire so if you put, say, a tent out there, it will immediate catch flames

there's residual fire so if you put, say, a tent out there, it will immediate catch flames

MYTHS ABOUT FRANKLIN, TENN.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnM0V-7acAAdZWn?format=jpg&name=medium

1. need to cover this area with metal panels so i can hang my metal panel
2. sinkhole bathtub with cabinets just begging to cut you open
3. kitchen sink faucets
4. a metric mile of cabinets
5. lines like pick up sticks

'metric mile' lol, i meant a standard kilometer

I might have to see that one in person

Seriously, is that hole for washing sand off your feet?

I thought the right mirror was some sort of curved magnifying — well, it makes no sense what I thought it was. But it does do a nice job illustrating how the paint on the wall accurately matches the sky.

"Metric Mile" is genius, btw.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10309-Twin-Leaf-Dr-Bristow-VA-20136/237918286_zpid/?

A lot of work for that.

It was a fun journey though! I jumped a little when it went from that one slide to the next one.

Still have a hard time believe in people pay 3/4 of a million to live that far from DC, even if it does have a basement full of blood

I can only go 2/3 of a million, but it's a lot further from DC than that one.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/11671-Mill-Dam-Ct_Bentonville_AR_72713_M89471-87473

You'd better hope He is!

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Basement of Blood is my favorite band

mid-tier Fighting Fantasy book

Another listing from Eggleston Realty.

https://i.imgur.com/Hhl0ZYY.png

The curtain is there for when ur doin things that you don't want the painted ducks to see

corded phone with requisite impossible-to-untangle cord is a nice touch

Nothing to see here. No laffs, no jump-scares or anything.

But it is just photo after photo of "what is happening here".

Contains the following:

• Doublewide barndomenium
• Sam's Club membership
• Breaker box in living room
• Power outlets on the ceiling
• Possible password revealed in QR code
• Stolen cart from Dollar General

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and a chicken in the closet

yes, and a chicken in the closet.

The house is fine, but boy did I react to these chairs.

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DOORS. What do they do?

• Provide privacy

• Blocks sounds from rest of domicile

• Provides barrier to smells, moisture

• Helps regulate airflow

In this half-million-dollar listing, there's a bedroom with those barn doors, a closet enclosed by one of Steven Tyler's scarves and, by my count, THREE BATHROOMS that feature only CURTAINS.

thanks it's hideous