pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

mookie otm

I could see Post/Homogenic votesplitting preventing Bjork from the top spot.

S-K are the only band that even had close to the same impact—it’s not even close though really.

"one more hour" would be infinitely better in the top 10 than "rebel girl" & this isn't a list of "most impactful" songs it's a list of "best"

would be surprised if ok computer & loveless aren't still very high-up but i doubt either will be #1. homogenic would probably be my best guess

Pygmalion won't be on there because Souvlaki is the boring easier choice. It's a sad world we live in.

I'd be excited to see Comforts of Madness somewhere in the mix but I'm not holding my breath...

that is such a great top 5!

xps much love table, hope you're ok x

calling it now: blowout comb in top spot takeover shocker

(...i wish!)

but for real, marko otm- tracks lists are usually way more fun.

just noticing that “suavemente” made the tracks list, that’s pretty cool

Seeing it laid out like that, it's funny that it's really just taking out a bunch of dogshit indie rock music that sucks and replacing it with a bunch of dogshit pop music that sucks. Truly lateral move.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, September 27, 2022 5:47 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Like forcing me to choose between the canon being Shania Twain or Olivia Tremor Control is truly a lose-lose proposition

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, September 27, 2022

so you're as delighted to see Annie Lennox's "Walking on Broken Glass" as I am!

"It Ain't Hard to Tell" went from #28 on the 2010 list to not placing at all in 2022, with no other Nas song replacing it, so I'll be very surprised if Illmatic is the #1 album.

I was thinking possibly Miseducation - I know it 'only' got a 9.5 a few years ago but that doesn't necessarily mean anything

OK, Alfred, you like the shittiest music ever made, we get it

#1 is probably like Now 3 or something.

OK, Alfred, you like the shittiest music ever made, we get it

― Whiney G. Weingarten,

you like shouting to no purpose -- I understand.

Idk good/bad but the earlier list had more to do with my experience of 90s music than this does. This list is surely for someone but not me. "Rebel Girl" in the top 10 = can't hate too much, though.

"rebel girl" is the sort of punk that has nothing really compelling going for it except the lyrics & even then it's fairly 'eh' before you get to hanna's own mediocre-to-terrible politics that make the whole thing ring hollow

tbf a *real* alfred pick would have been something off 'under the red sky'

OK, Alfred, you like the shittiest music ever made, we get it

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

no limp bizkit on the list hitting a little too close to home?

is there any death metal on the list or no

There’s not even Pantera, Aero

lol clearly a list with its finger on the pulse of the 90s

Did not expect this to top Pitchfork's "250 Best Songs of the 1990s," but fair dues to them pic.twitter.com/asWJM4ykU1

— 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 💀 (@DeadsoundApp) September 27, 2022

realised tori amos isn't on the list and lmao how do you make a list that's like this and not include her

Rebel girl bumped her out

Is Carl Wilson going to have to rewrite that book now that Celine Dion is actually good?

I had absolutely no feelings one way or another scrolling through this list does that mean I’m depressed or enlightened? Just kidding. I think I just tune out when the criteria of a music list is so broad because I have such a personal connection to the music I do enjoy that I don’t expect anyone to identify with or understand it, so therefore I have no real desire to debate merits. I was just dispassionately reminded of songs as I went down the list. Not a single ounce of “hell yeah” or much much more importantly “wtf!” Damn maybe I am depressed.

Also, NO Dave Matthews?!?!??

I had absolutely no feelings one way or another scrolling through this list does that mean I’m depressed or enlightened?

depressed. i felt the same way. it wasn't enlightened. i thought "none of this matters", and then i saw myself thinking that and thought "what an asshole"

Well more specifically it’s anxiety in my case, because I thought “none of this matters”, and then I saw myself thinking that and thought “then why are you looking at it you asshole you’ve got WAY to much fucking work to do!!!”

I think what has struck me about this exercise is with those past list they made since for Pitchfork. This one is just so blah that you should find this in the pages of Entertainment Weekly or something. I guess time marches on and all that but this is simply not for me. Hopefully albums are better.

Which contributors are responsible for Wilson Philips?

Name names

John and Michelle Phillips & Brian Wilson

Is Carl Wilson going to have to rewrite that book now that Celine Dion is actually good?

Celine Dion doesn't even agree with this.

Pitchfork snubbing Neutral Milk Hotel but including Korn and Celine Dion songs is just wild to me.

But yeah I kinda agree with what Bee OK was saying above. This list could almost be something that would appear in Rolling Stone. It’s probably better than the one from 2010 but it does feel like something is lost with, say, Archers of Loaf’s Web in Front getting snubbed.

They nailed it with #2 and #3 tho

i'm with whiney, i don't really get the point of getting a bunch of ppl to write goop-on-ya-grinch style blurbs to 250 pop and r&b songs everyone already knows and loves. there's almost nothing on this list a young person getting into music wouldn't already know, or couldn't find about from, like, an extremely generic Best of the 90s playlist on Spotify. this form of middlebrow poptimism 2.0 feels extremely played out imho. music writers would benefit from branching out into other types of music

it definitely has deeper cuts than that, though mostly in the electronic tracks

my main issue with it is just that it's swung so far in this direction that the rock rankings are all very weird to the point that like, "1979" and "enjoy the silence" are now somehow underrated (let alone "regret")

27. Elliott Smith – "Needle in the Hay"

When they remake The Royal Tenenbaums in 2030, this will get back in to the 2032 list.

'wild kindness' is a weird SJ pick to me; never thought of that one as a highlight of theirs

Perhaps more current contributors owe it to themselves as paid influencers to bother listening through the entirety of previous lists before settling on their choices. But they don't, because they're lazy.

I logged in just to tell you to fuck off

This list could almost be something that would appear in Rolling Stone

In terms of institutional age and history, isn't Pitchfork pretty much Rolling Stone circa 1991 at this point?

i'm with whiney, i don't really get the point of getting a bunch of ppl to write goop-on-ya-grinch style blurbs to 250 pop and r&b songs everyone already knows and loves. there's almost nothing on this list a young person getting into music wouldn't already know, or couldn't find about from, like, an extremely generic Best of the 90s playlist on Spotify. this form of middlebrow poptimism 2.0 feels extremely played out imho. music writers would benefit from branching out into other types of music

― flopson, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 05:59 (fifty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thank you for putting into good words what I typed out several times earlier and then deleted as I felt like I was being maybe too much of an asshole

you are free to like or dislike other people's musical tastes, writing, whatever, but it's unmitigated clownshit to claim that people -- many of whom are freelancers who are juggling this with at least one, sometimes multiple other jobs -- are lazy just because they don't enjoy the music you think they should

this list is surely stylistically broader than the previous one too

the 2010 list was horrible

the unspoken thing being that this form of middlebrow poptimism dominates ILM too, both due to individuals' listening habits and the monstrous razor that is poll aggregation hewing off the interesting parts of people's ballots, even if we are thankfully less inclined to write about what these songs 'allowed' 'us' to do or what 'cultural space' they etched out

is this new list stylistically broader? scrolling through it induces a giant feeling of ennui - yeah this is mostly good, but what's the point etc, so many subcultures just completely erased

lists like this and Pitchfork in general feel like the work of school bullies who also happen to be the cool kids

weird sonic youth picks too. 'tunic' and 'kool thing' just feel like "songs sung by kim on goo (the album with the cool cover art)" and not like anyone's particular faves. "bull in the heather" would be a more inspired pick in the same spirit imo

o_O