Novelists No One Reads Anymore

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i checked out denton welch when i read a john waters book where he cited him as a favourite a few years back...i imagine quite a few ppl have done the same

black ark oakensaw (doo rag), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 10:29 (one year ago) link

ok I guess, not sure what you're mad about

― Dan S, Monday, September 26, 2022 10:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Ha I wasn’t mad about anything. Just saying that would be a good place to look for thread candidates.

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 10:33 (one year ago) link

joking around with comrade alph on another thread it struck me -- by wayward train of thought -- that no one reads carlyle any more

isn't he an "essayist"? does he even count as a novelist? yes! sartor resartus is a novel -- a comic novel abt hegelianism! *ilxors hurry off to get a copy*

i have a weird tattered ancient large-size versions somewhere, like an 1890s A3 graphic novel lol, i'm not even sure where from (i mean my family but i don't know which side of which side). i've never got beyond the first page, its humour really REALLY doesn't carry

mark s, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 10:34 (one year ago) link

Re: Alexander Baron, I think he's highly rated in the admitidely niche world of East London literature geeks.

When I did those books by year polls there were a lot of names that kept popping up again and again that I don't think have much exposure nowadays. Georgette Heyer I remember standing out.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 10:40 (one year ago) link

Wonder if a good way to come up with lists of writers no one reads would be to dig up old sales figures from past decades (something that's equivalent to the pop charts).

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, September 27, 2022 5:08 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Bestselling fiction titles (Publisher’s Weekly)

1895
Ian MacLaren- Beside the Bonnie Briar Bush

1896
F. Hopkinson Smith- Tom Grogan

1897
Henryk Sienkiewicz- Quo Vadis

1898
F. Hopkinson Smith- Caleb West

1899
Edward Noyes Westcott- David Harum

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 10:41 (one year ago) link

Hammond Innes

lord of the rongs (anagram), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 10:46 (one year ago) link

now and then some of the more literary-minded american periodicals take it on themselves to get one of their um wittier stylists to do a kind of singles column of the best-selling books of 50 years gone, many of which are entirely forgotten

(the new yorker had anthony lane do one in the 90s and james wolcott did one did one for someone, maybe vanity fair, more recently)

anyway even if there's no chance of me soon deciding which of lane or wolcott is the worse writer and the crappier critical mind this concept is good!

mark s, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 10:47 (one year ago) link

ages ago i started trying to read CP Snow but didn't get into it, dunno how much he's read anymore

Mizue loves company (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 11:02 (one year ago) link

A shelf at my uni library groans with the weight of 50-year-old CP Snow paperbacks.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link

anybody borrowing them?

Mizue loves company (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 11:15 (one year ago) link

i have a handful also, nice late 50s penguins which i'm guessing my dad (a very arty scientist) dutifully read. i think i did try one as a teen and thought it was awful lol (not exactly a good judge then but happy to carry on believing i was correct)

in the same orange-backed reach of my bookshelves: some angus wilson and some anthony powell, v alluring cover illustrations, i believe i also attempted "the old men of the zoo" and metaphorically threw it against the wall

mark s, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 11:18 (one year ago) link

I think there is a distinction between truly obscure names, where no-one could readily eg: name a single book by the author or say who they were; and names that are well-known, where you could probably reel off titles and mention that author's place in history, but you haven't really read them.

For me, Wilfrid Sheed and Peter de Polnay are in the former category, and Bennett or Gissing are in the latter.

It seems to me that this thread started off mainly aiming to enumerate true obscurities, and quickly started including well-known names.

I agree that these names are now much less read than they were, but they're still quite famous.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 11:34 (one year ago) link

I suspect that Maugham, Angus Wilson, Brautigan, not to mention Walter Scott and especially Mervyn Peake, are still read - especially given how many readers there are in the world, plugging away.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 11:36 (one year ago) link

anybody still reading Wilbur Smith?

― Mizue loves company (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, September 27, 2022 10:03 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

had to direct a customer to his shelf just yesterday

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 12:00 (one year ago) link

This is the kind of reportage I like. Agree with pinefox's point tho

Mizue loves company (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 12:43 (one year ago) link

A Far Side cartoon of Wilbur Smith's Shelf, hewn from jungle vines with a machete, with animal skulls used as bookends.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link

I feel like the kind of people who read Wilbur Smith still insist on calling Zimbabwe "Rhodesia"

Mizue loves company (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:10 (one year ago) link

Yes, the pinefox otm. Thread would have been pretty short if we had only stuck to Type I Obscurity though, so mentally opened the gates to those other barbarians pretty quickly.

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link

eBooks of works in the public domain are probably having an impact. I was pleased to discover that the Project Gutenberg website maintains lists of most frequently viewed/downloaded works (https://www.gutenberg.org/browse/scores/top) and books sorted by popularity (https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/search/?sort_order=downloads).

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link

Starting to come around on J. F. Powers after seeing this:
https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/a-saint-with-a-bad-temper-j-f-powers-company/


Born in 1917, James Farl Powers in mid-life won the 1963 National Book Award for his first novel, Morte d’Urban, which Gore Vidal and his fellow judges found worthier than either of that year’s other leading contenders, Pale Fire or Ship of Fools. Nabokov’s masterpiece was “over-elaborate academic funning” compared to Lolita, as Vidal saw it, while Katherine Anne Porter’s best-seller had already been quite grandly, if not excessively, celebrated. Even Porter agreed with the verdict

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:14 (one year ago) link

We should start a thread on great short story writers whose novels suck, for Ship of Fools would land in the top five.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:16 (one year ago) link

Go ahead!

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:18 (one year ago) link

That bbc article CaAL linked to is quite good and contains this interesting pull quote:

Unlike musicians or filmmakers, authors can vanish completely – Christopher Fowler

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link

people keep recommending that i read mervyn peake. as well as peter curren brown, whose sole novel "smallcreep's day" was the inspiration for mike rutherford's solo concept album...

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:28 (one year ago) link

I own Smallcreep's Day but never finished it, it's pretty heavy-handed allegory imo

Mizue loves company (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link

At some point I am actually going to back and talk about Wilfrid Sheed if I can manage

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link

wilbur smith sold his name to his publisher around 10 years ago so I expect he was still selling well then.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/vdnwzb/wilbur-smith-gavin-haynes-sleepless-nights

formerly abanana (dat), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link

legit "wow"

Mizue loves company (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

I read a lot of Jack Higgins, Alastair McLean, Frederick Forsyth etc as a kid and even then I thought Wilbur Smith was terrible

Mizue loves company (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

Wonder if a good way to come up with lists of writers no one reads would be to dig up old sales figures from past decades (something that's equivalent to the pop charts).
Lists of bestsellers on Wikipedia, as noted above, are fascinating, for example Winston Churchill (not that one) has the bestselling novel of 1901

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bookman_list_of_bestselling_novels_in_the_United_States_in_the_1900s

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link

Bernard DeVoto's granddaughter is a friend of mine. His wife was also an interesting person - Julia Child's best friend.

Approximately a century ago I went to Virginia Commonwealth University, where the library (and several other things) are named after James Branch Cabell. I tried to read him but fell asleep on or about page 4.

Fun fact: apparently his name is supposed to rhyme with "rabble," not "cab bell" or "cable."

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link

My favorite fact from Mervyn Peake's Wikipedia entry:

Peake designed the logo for Pan Books. The publishers offered him either a flat fee of £10 or a royalty of one farthing per book. On the advice of Graham Greene, who told him that paperback books were a passing fad that would not last, Peake opted for the £10.

Trying to calculate what his eventual income would have been had he chosen the farthing.

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link

Thread delivers, thanks YMP!

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link

Winston Churchill (not that one) definitely belongs in this thread: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill_(novelist)

mark s, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:32 (one year ago) link

Heh, just noticed that Wallace Stegner wrote a biography of Bernard DeVoto.

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link

Any relation to Howard Devoto?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link

hi there

https://i.imgur.com/95GTVBZ.jpg

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link

bernard is where howard d got the name from -- a book he read as a student i think

(his birth surname is trafford)

mark s, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

I can confidently report that Bernard DeVoto is NOT related to Howard DeVoto of the Buzzcocks (which is, alas, a pseudonym).

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

lol xp

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

Any relation to Howard Devoto?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, September 27, 2022 1:01 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Heh, dunno, will have to watch 24 Hour Party People again to find out, I guess.

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

"I definitely don't remember this happening."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link

I can't find an confimation of mark's explanation, much as I want to believe.

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link

a or any

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

I wonder if Harry Styles has given Brautigan a slight bump in popularity.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link

Have read, and enjoyed, Snow's Strangers and Brothers series (under the influence of Burgess' 99 Novels: The Best in English Since 1939). Not great literature, but I intend to return and re-read a couple volumes at some point.

Ronald Firbank probably belongs here? (The Flower Beneath the Foot: Being a Record of the Early Life of St. Laura de Nazianzi was a good read for me last year)

bulb after bulb, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link

Disappointed by the new thread title*

*Please don't change it.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link

Wrong thread!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link

https://wikimili.com/en/Buzzcocks#cite_note-14:
↑ Some sources claim that the surname came from a "bus driver in Cambridge" mentioned by a philosophy tutor at Bolton (e.g. Dave Wilson, 2004, Rock Formations: Categorical Answers to how Band Names Were Formed, San Jose:, Cidermill Books, pp. 38–9). Other accounts link it to US novelist Bernard DeVoto. (See, for example, Adrian Room, 2010, Dictionary of Pseudonyms: 13,000 Assumed Names and Their Origins, 5th ed., Jefferson, North Carolina/London, McFarland & Company, pp. 38, 144.

i mean it's possible it's the "bus driver in cambridge" mentioned by the "philosophy tutor at bolton" (maybe it was a trolley not a bus)

mark s, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link

that's not where i read it btw (but my music books are all in boxes and anyway probably i remember it from being a clean teen slate reading the inkies in 1977)

mark s, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link


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