my office is a wellspring of trendy nonprofit jargon gobblygook, but they seem to have finally stopped using 'learnings' in lieu of takeaways..
'So what learnings did we take from the conference?' drove me fucking bananas
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:05 (one year ago) link
Lessonings and Learnings
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:07 (one year ago) link
oh and everybody's a goddamn 'stakeholder' as well
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
Andy, I yearn longingly for the cuddly nonprofit jargon when I get into a workplace where the jargon is either too military ("after-action") or too sportsy ("playbook").
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link
my team is not so bad, except when my boss says 'awesome sauce' in zoom calls
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link
I usually sleep through the early all-staff zoom meetings, so I'm probably missing out on the newest jargon abuses
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, September 23, 2022 5:09 PM (yesterday)
i often hear this / read about this in nonprofit articles and discussions on social media, and I envision a group of people wearing pastels standing in a circle holding stakes and discussing who is going to actually kill the vampire lying in the center of the circle
― sarahell, Saturday, 24 September 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link
also on the jargon front, things I don't feel like hearing anymore: "emotional labor" and "unicorn" (as used to congratulate oneself for one's specialness and uniqueness) -- I am at the point where I want them to recuperate "snowflake" as a positive.
― sarahell, Saturday, 24 September 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link
sorry, it's been a while ... PIPELINE ... except when referring to literal pipes
― sarahell, Saturday, 24 September 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link
when i hear the words "{X} much?" (like e.g. "jealous much?" or "triggered much?") i reach for my revolver
― black ark oakensaw (doo rag), Sunday, 25 September 2022 10:15 (one year ago) link
^^^^^
― Narada Michael Fagan (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 September 2022 10:36 (one year ago) link
thz to some work i didn't in the end land i discovered that "creative" is now also the noun the the specific work produced by the "creative" (aka the creator and the created have fused)
also that to "conquest" is now a verb
obviously i greatly like both these developments and shd really post them in a thread that signals approval rather than raging cope them but i also have too much fun making ilx seethe… so enjoy! consider yrselves conquested
― mark s, Sunday, 25 September 2022 10:49 (one year ago) link
thz <--
― mark s, Sunday, 25 September 2022 10:52 (one year ago) link
dogfooding
― Karl Malone, Friday, 7 October 2022 22:32 (one year ago) link
karl you just made that up
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 October 2022 22:57 (one year ago) link
i wish that i had made it up. it is an ilx first mention. it came from an internal Meta memo that expressed disappointment that their metaverse sucks so badly that even their own employees don't want to use it. "dogfooding" is the practice of using your own products or services. i guess it's something
https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/6/23391895/meta-facebook-horizon-worlds-vr-social-network-too-buggy-leaked-memo
A key issue with Horizon’s development to date, according to Shah’s internal memos, is that the people building it inside Meta appear to not be using it that much. “For many of us, we don’t spend that much time in Horizon and our dogfooding dashboards show this pretty clearly,” he wrote to employees on September 15th. “Why is that? Why don’t we love the product we’ve built so much that we use it all the time? The simple truth is, if we don’t love it, how can we expect our users to love it?”In a follow-up memo dated September 30th, Shah said that employees still weren’t using Horizon enough, writing that a plan was being made to “hold managers accountable” for having their teams use Horizon at least once a week. “Everyone in this organization should make it their mission to fall in love with Horizon Worlds. You can’t do that without using it. Get in there. Organize times to do it with your colleagues or friends, in both internal builds but also the public build so you can interact with our community.”
In a follow-up memo dated September 30th, Shah said that employees still weren’t using Horizon enough, writing that a plan was being made to “hold managers accountable” for having their teams use Horizon at least once a week. “Everyone in this organization should make it their mission to fall in love with Horizon Worlds. You can’t do that without using it. Get in there. Organize times to do it with your colleagues or friends, in both internal builds but also the public build so you can interact with our community.”
― Karl Malone, Friday, 7 October 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link
employees, your mission is to love this dogshit product, and i order you to produce better results on our dogfooding dashboards
― Karl Malone, Friday, 7 October 2022 23:10 (one year ago) link
Apparently, "Homecoming" is now known as "HoCo".
― Look closely, that is all. (doo dah), Friday, 7 October 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link
"dogfooding" is truly gross
i think steve jobs invented it? or gets credit for inventing it? though his phrase was "eat your own dogfood"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 7 October 2022 23:33 (one year ago) link
oh oh i have one
"maker"
steve jobs: "think different"steve jobs: "eat your own dogfood"
― Karl Malone, Friday, 7 October 2022 23:56 (one year ago) link
yeah maker sucks
Also 'creative' is a term for people that don't actually have a specific skill - architecture, knitting, ju-jitsu - but wish they did
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 8 October 2022 00:56 (one year ago) link
Does Zuck actually use Horizon outside of appearing in corny promo videos? I'd love to see his dogfooding dashboard, what kind of dogfood he regularly dines on
― Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 8 October 2022 00:57 (one year ago) link
it's really funny to imagine top executive leadership doing their meetings in the metaverse, talking about how much they love it
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 October 2022 01:03 (one year ago) link
talking about how much they love it because it would cost them what their job is worth to say anything else
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, October 7, 2022 5:56 PM (two hours ago
haha wait, are you listening in to my internal monologue? ... I have made peace with "maker" (after maybe a decade of annoyance) ... at least it doesn't have the condescending and exploitative context of "creative" ... if a techdad wants to consider himself a "maker" for painting star wars models in his garage or experimenting with DIY beermaking, or idk, customizing skateboards, it is less awful than "creative" ... maybe these two will meld and there will be the new noun of "funmaker"
― sarahell, Saturday, 8 October 2022 03:24 (one year ago) link
maker is a bad word the exact same way teacher is a bad word tbf
abdabs at english operating as it normally does and should lol, oh no a verb was converted into a noun, we must allow literally no way for this to happen
― mark s, Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link
― Karl Malone, Friday, October 7, 2022 9:03 PM (yesterday)
I first heard the term dogfooding from a Google employee who was telling me how absurdly difficult it was to book a conference room due to the reservation & access system they were dogfooding at his building
― rob, Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:13 (one year ago) link
xp I don't think nouning a verb is the basis of objections to "maker"
― rob, Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link
Nouning
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link
lolling
― rob, Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link
the villain: let me find a straightforward way to describe and generalise activity in my own sector this thread: we must allow literally no way for this to happen (doesn't apply to me)
― mark s, Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:19 (one year ago) link
phraseshitting? 🤔
― jmm, Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link
There’s something twee about maker is perhaps the objection. Twee is perhaps not the word but you’ll get what I mean by telepathy.
― Alba, Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link
the villain: let me find a straightforward way to describe and generalise activity in my own sector
which hated term are you talking about here? Maker or creative or both?
― sarahell, Saturday, 8 October 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
the issue i have with 'maker' and 'creative' is they describe things that literally make us human and are what we would be doing a lot more of if we didn't have to deal with 8 hours of soulcrushing, inane 'real' 'jobs' every day. but these regular human activities need a badge-of-honor catchphrase in order to be established as real, viable and allowable activities in the all-consuming ontology of capitalism.
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 8 October 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link
wait till you hear abt writers
― mark s, Saturday, 8 October 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link
Also twee. Call them wordsmiths.
― Alba, Saturday, 8 October 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link
Scribblers
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 October 2022 16:29 (one year ago) link
https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/joker-movie.jpg
im going to become the maker
― mark s, Saturday, 8 October 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
In the US, I tend to think of "maker" as supposed opposite of "taker"---although it's been pointed out that many officially Live Free Or Die-type Red States are actually dependent on evil Feds because of so many tax cuts to the rich etc. So the term gets guilted (noun to verb!) by too-frequent association.
― dow, Saturday, 8 October 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link
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― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 October 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link
― mark s, Saturday, October 8, 2022 5:15 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
fair lol
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 8 October 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link
poopsocking tbh
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 October 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link
Maker is only acceptable in reference to giant sandworms
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 8 October 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makar
Middle Scots makar (plural makaris) is the equivalent of Middle English maker. The word functions as a calque (literal translation) of Ancient Greek term ποιητής (poiētēs) "maker; poet".
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 October 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link
Ink-stained wretches
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 8 October 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link
“a creative” actually does mean a skilled person ime? a video editor or a copywriter or a designer usually? “maker” self-employed, a by-hand, computerless type of production. both terrible words obv
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 8 October 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link
Just call them all 'the talent'.
― Alba, Sunday, 9 October 2022 09:40 (one year ago) link