Oops, meant to post as a title:
Dying Polar Bear Has To Admit Owning A Private Jet Would Be Fucking Sick
― nickn, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 22:04 (one year ago) link
So, @TheOnion filed an amicus brief before the Supreme Court in defense of parody under the First Amendment… and it’s exactly what you’d expect. https://t.co/1JFfSqUJFA pic.twitter.com/efapgFF7dx— Anthony Michael Kreis (@AnthonyMKreis) October 3, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 October 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link
Brett Favre Makes Amends By Sending Photo Of His Penis To Every Mississippian On Welfare
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 3 October 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link
I feel like this is one headline that will keep coming up again and again:
Something Called ‘Guacamole Donut’ Burying News Of Dozens Of School Shootings https://t.co/TacilAGlyC pic.twitter.com/jUhmf2hRV9— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 26, 2022
― silverfish, Wednesday, 26 October 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link
The Onion > ClickHole. I said it, fite me. https://www.theonion.com/best-bios-from-the-conservatives-only-online-dating-sit-1849642523
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 2 December 2022 06:04 (one year ago) link
I’m gonna go ahead and walk that back a lil bit.
It’s Women Of Color Visibility Month! And Even If It Isn’t, It Should Be, And Let’s Be Real, Are You Gonna Try To Argue It’s Not? https://t.co/mITLjGZEQa pic.twitter.com/SOkdExDIxf— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 1, 2022
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 2 December 2022 06:41 (one year ago) link
No the second one is good, whereas the first is just more evidence that they're better the shorter they are, and it keeps going past the point where you think it might loop back around to good - but it never does.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 2 December 2022 23:21 (one year ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997
― la vie wokisme (voodoo chili), Friday, 17 February 2023 20:18 (one year ago) link
Boiling the piss of the right people.
It’s a source of wonder to me that this guy once made a living out of writing comedy. Now he’s… this. Transphobia rots the brain, kids. pic.twitter.com/DHmSxABvoo— Paul Duane 🏳️⚧️ (@paulduanefilm) February 17, 2023
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 18 February 2023 11:32 (one year ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/evangelical-leaders-announce-j-k-rowling-finally-bigot-1850129128
― Liz D. (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 02:02 (one year ago) link
loll
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 21 February 2023 02:47 (one year ago) link
A meme from somewhere that I saw on discord.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886401332460793896/1081998660407136380/IMG_4542.png
― nickn, Monday, 6 March 2023 02:34 (one year ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/texas-bans-consensual-sex-1848631845
― StanM, Thursday, 27 April 2023 09:01 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/j-k-rowling-announces-she-no-longer-transphobic-after-1850432981
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 25 May 2023 14:46 (ten months ago) link
kelly reaching the stars
https://www.instagram.com/p/CvIsExgu4RJ/
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 25 July 2023 22:20 (eight months ago) link
Is that on the Onion, or somewhere else publicly viewable?
― serving bundt (sic), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 08:00 (eight months ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/curbed-emissions-1850673988
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 10:51 (eight months ago) link
Kelly watch the stars
― serving bundt (sic), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 16:05 (eight months ago) link
It’s great that through all the ownership and editorship changes of the Onion he is still there. Ward Sutton did a great cartoon (Ward’s Cleaver) under his real name for alt weeklies when those existed. And he went to my Alma Mater!
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 16:29 (eight months ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-stands-with-israel-because-it-seems-like-yo-1850922505
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 October 2023 15:40 (six months ago) link
good shit
https://www.theonion.com/report-free-dead-bodies-buried-underground-seemingly-f-1850942454
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 12:58 (five months ago) link