"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

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I'm finding it amusing that actual Dolphins fans are still doubling down on Tua sucking after that.

"well he has two of the best receivers in the NFL" my favorite one. I seem to recall a HOF Dolphins QB having two of the best receivers in the league to throw to, can't recall his name.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 September 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link

also the Bengals look positively dire right now, their offense just isn't there.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 September 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link

yeah I dont get where that comes from, maybe he's not immediately lighting the league on fire like Burrow or Lamar but in a more traditional sense he's kinda exactly where you want a 3rd year QB to be. it does suck though that after watching the Patriots dynasty absolutely dominate that division for two decades it now looks like the Bills will be a juggernaut for the foreseeable future

frogbs, Monday, 19 September 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link

I mean I understood the concerns at least before he threw 6 TDs yesterday.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 September 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link

i still dont' think Miami's ready to unseat Buffalo though. Buffalo is the byproduct of years of building and if they don't win it all this year, i'm not sure what it will take. they seem built for it.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 September 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link

the oddsmakers seem to agree with you on that, they're at +450 vs. the Bucs and Chiefs at +700. pretty big drop off after that.

frogbs, Monday, 19 September 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

Josh Allen has faked out the camera crew 3 times already

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link

Whoever does those bizarre computer animations for MNF is the real MVP. Never fails to get a “what the fuck” from me

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 01:25 (one year ago) link

Oh my god Jalen

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 01:39 (one year ago) link

Cousins proving why he's crap once again

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 02:18 (one year ago) link

yeah that Jalen TD was something. but after seeing that weightlifting video he showed, not surprised he could carry that many defenders on his back.

great, both games aren't close, boring.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 02:18 (one year ago) link

feel like most people don't realize that Cousins is extremely average when not facing Green Bay

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 02:34 (one year ago) link

I always considered him a journeyman who overachieved

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 02:49 (one year ago) link

So many QBs I'd rather have as a coach

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 02:49 (one year ago) link

how is this the same guy from last week

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 02:59 (one year ago) link

there are like 10 'average NFL quarterbacks' in the entire world and i will absolutely give cousins that. it's a remarkable accomplishment! but no one is expecting him to step up to the next level

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link

also!

in before horseshoe posts 'bills imo'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:07 (one year ago) link

Bills first two games were against the Super Bowl champion and the AFC 1 Seed and they utterly demolished them both

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:22 (one year ago) link

yeah I don't look forward to us trying to tame them next week, but maybe the stank humidity will help us

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:28 (one year ago) link

c'mon, no one respects the titans

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:37 (one year ago) link

but we do remember them

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:43 (one year ago) link

i respected the oilers. or at least bum phillips coaching the oilers and earl campbell absolutely running amok

fuck the titans and the 'texans' (tbf i guess 'commanders' has set the bar almost impossibly low)

earlnash back me up here before i pass out

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:48 (one year ago) link

I enjoyed the 80s Oilers, even though they royally beat the shit out of us the first time I remember watching them play my Fins as a 9 year old (39-7, with only a Marc Logan kick return for a TD as our offense). Moon was truly a master of the sport. in both CFL and the NFL.

if Instant Replay had existed, Bills may not have completed their epic comeback, as Beebe's touchdown to make it 35-17 shouldn't have counted (he stepped out before catching it). just imagine that, Oilers mighta taken it all!

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:58 (one year ago) link

Texans just bland, from the name, to their boring logo/uniform colors, to their style of play, like whenever you're at a sports bar and the Texans are on, you ask the bartender to change the channel. except for JJ Watt, he was cool. (and of course their fans booed when he was drafted)

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 04:00 (one year ago) link

have to say that the ball came out of warren moon's hand in a fashion i've not seen before or since. it was beautiful and seemingly effortless

(almost ashamed to admit that i feel like i've seen a glimpse of this in tyrod taylor? nevertheless)

randall cunningham had the arm -- i mean he could throw the ball out of the endzone if he felt like it. but warren moon could drop it in where he wanted iirc

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 04:55 (one year ago) link

Houston Oilers were a pretty entertaining team at times.

When I was a kid they were really good and one of my first football heroes was Earl Campbell. There are a bunch of crazy plays of them literally tearing the jersey off him. He once knocked out a safety for the Broncos by running over him.

They 'should' have perhaps won an AFC title and went to the Superbowl one year with Bum Philips as there was a total crap call that is probably one of the first big 'replay shows this was a huge bad call' on a TD catch in the endzone.

They were in the same division with the Bengals as a kid, so I saw them play a bunch.

They were a wacky as hell team when Jerry Glanville coached them both doing crazy shit like blitzing everyone every single play and then having June Jones really by modern football 'run and shoot' offense which was pretty much screw the run game and run the spread a couple decades before the college game made it a thing.

Warren Moon is a serious NFL hero. Dude got racist treatment by the NFL went to Canada and was so f'ing good there winning with Winnipeg they HAD to give him a shot and then he played into his 40s and was totally awesome (outside some off field issues of course).

They also had a killer song. ZZ Top should cut it.

earlnash, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 01:08 (one year ago) link

Oh yeah, the Bengals were rivals big time with them in the Sam Wyche/Boomer Esiason era. There was some nasty games between them. Sam Wyche freakin' hated Glanville. He called him out over the PA after a game in Cincy.

earlnash, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz1nhPZLyHw

earlnash, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 01:13 (one year ago) link

One of these weekends, I need to load some pictures of some stuff I found in my dad's garage onto the internet.

I found a couple of old 80s Street & Smith Football preview magazines from the mid 80s. I got the basically the two years of the big Browns/Broncos 'drives'.

In my Dad's toolbox I found a 1981 Jimmy the Greek little football preview pamphlet. It was the kind of thing that would get sold and then this one had a tool and die companies stamp on the back as a give away. It is definitely a window into a different era of football.

earlnash, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 01:20 (one year ago) link

haven’t thought about the Oilers in years. loved them as a kid and the “Renfro catch game” devastated me as an 8 year old. my first professional sports wound, lol

sknybrg, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 01:20 (one year ago) link

It was a big deal and I think really the first step towards instant replay in many ways.

earlnash, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 01:23 (one year ago) link

There are others, I'd say the 'holy roller' play where Stabler basically fumbles on purpose into the endzone to Dave Caspar was another. That led to a rule change.

earlnash, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link

completely forgot the Stabler fumble. this thread will prob send me down a youtube hole of old Oilers footage

i had an old roommate a few years back in the sf bay area. he was from Indiana, but became an Oilers fan in the 70’s when they wee terrible. he liked to root for underdogs and out his support behind the powder blue jerseys. he still had the “love ya blue” 7” at our place they we put on occasionally. terrible, terrible song

sknybrg, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 01:46 (one year ago) link

kind of amazes me how much of my youth watching the NFL had no instant replay. none from 1992 - 1998.

and I remember the one time I saw it used in 1991 before they scrapped it for six years, I told my grandpa "this is taking almost as long as an entire quarter", as they waited for the review ref to comment. in reality it was probably only two minutes long.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 02:07 (one year ago) link

“Pass incomplete,” Reader told umpire John Keck with the walkie-talkies used for instant replay system communication.

“Pass is complete,” Keck heard. Inadvertently, the touchdown stood. The Raiders won by a touchdown — 24-17.

lmao. i so miss the days when the NFL was a much smaller sport

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 02:14 (one year ago) link

Wow Fins

frogbs, Sunday, 25 September 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link

I am seriously in Heaven rn

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 September 2022 20:50 (one year ago) link

Bills played a great game as always but defense bent but didn't break.

That 3rd and 22 to Waddle wow

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 September 2022 20:51 (one year ago) link

Also no shade but this tantrum omg

MELTDOWN!!! pic.twitter.com/O9i9KnqvR1

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) September 25, 2022

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 September 2022 20:51 (one year ago) link

gosh i wonder how many tablets tom brady destroyed today!

mookieproof, Monday, 26 September 2022 00:49 (one year ago) link

Dolphins/Ravens and Dolphins/Bills were both obviously the interesting match up going into the past two weeks and neither was on national broadcasts.

It is pretty much impossible to tell though who is really that good this early in the season.

Can't say I saw Indy beating KC today.

earlnash, Monday, 26 September 2022 02:46 (one year ago) link

This Broncos 49ers game is about as entertaining as watching Class A baseball where half the team is sidelinedvwith dysentery

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 September 2022 03:05 (one year ago) link

Cannot remember the last time Russell Wilson looked this bad

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 September 2022 03:07 (one year ago) link

upset with myself cuz I tried to bet the under thinking the game would go exactly like it did but wound up misclicking and taking the over instead. figured I'd let it ride cuz it was destiny. oh well. that game was awful.

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link

nobody is afraid of the Broncos. i don't care how good their defense is.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 September 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link

can't wait for the Boys to lose this one

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link

oh good one, Gints

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 00:32 (one year ago) link

Lmaoooo the MNF graphics team rules

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 00:46 (one year ago) link


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