In every 70s US home ever

In every 70s grandparents' home ever:

Candy that only grandmothers buy. In my case, it's nonpareils in covered glass candy dishes, and Chiclets and Necco Wafers in the purse.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/2019-12-27_15_44_29_A_packet_of_Christmas_Nonpareils_produced_by_Hollabaugh_Brothers%2C_Incorporated_in_the_Dulles_section_of_Sterling%2C_Loudoun_County%2C_Virginia.jpg/640px-thumbnail.jpg

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence

cologne bottle shaped like a green glass car

Stored in the attic or basement, let's not forget tents with metal poles! A joy to set up and take down for backyard slumber parties.

Slip ‘n’ Slide

In every early '90s home ever:

If I’m not mistaken, one of the ingredients is petroleum. Just plain petroleum. Ingredient list reads something like, “water, high fructose corn syrup, orange flavoring, petroleum, xanthan gum…”

In Every Miniature 70s Home Ever

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1355608872556376064.html

Oh man, that's fantastic. Versus a lot of mid-century house imagery, it's very much in the spirit of this thread, in capturing the junky, cluttered and texturally mismatched quality that these spaces often had in reality.

Also, I'm aware that building miniature houses of this kind has grown from a niche hobby into a whole Thing (we even watched a few episodes of a pretty badly-made competition show about them), but this seems like an especially excellent showcase of craft and attention to detail. Look at all that stuff! Look at those rugs! Love it.

The Lincoln Log house constitutes a dollhouse within a dollhouse. Dollhouseception.

Perky Pat's summer house

@pplayouts

Love the pictures of the soup can wandering the house

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZGQ2OTlmMzAtZTAyNy00Zjc2LTg1ZDgtZDgyZTM5MWMyYTljXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTkyNDA3NDY@._V1_.jpg

should've been this guy

beef stroganoff

See also Hamburger Helper discussion upthread starting here: In every 70s US home ever

Can we take a moment to talk about commemorative glasses? Hell yeah. Collect all four or five or six or whatever.

Most of mine got lost or broken or otherwise scattered to the winds, but thanks to my wife we DO miraculously still have a Great Muppet Caper glass with Fozzie on it. It is among our most treasured possessions, long since retired to a secure display case and insured by Lloyd's for six figures.

To think that people like me just, like, drank orange Fanta out of them like it was nothing. Like they were just common drinking vessels, instead of the rare and priceless collectors' items they would one day become.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/G0IAAOSwq3Nhd~Xc/s-l400.jpg

Lol. That reminds me of something I can’t remember posting about before. Near the checkout at the A&P was a giant stack of commemorative bicentennial plates made of thick amber glass, embossed with some kind of Spirit of ‘76 imagery, one of which I bought as a present on some occasion. We never even thought of eating off of it, although now that I think of it, maybe they would have wanted us to do so as a multiplier to sales. My dad liked it so much that he went in the basement and made a little stand for it with his jigsaw if not one of his other saws.

Lol at the elder Mr. Redd's collection of various saws. Each with their purpose. Lovingly oiled, sharpened when necessary. Hung on a pegboard in its appropriate place, outlined in Sharpie.

Anyway yeah I suspect it's a blurry reflection of the British tradition of having commemorative plates of the umpteenth Royal Wedding or Diamond/Platinum/Emerald/Tungsten Jubilee etc.

Tungsten Jubilee would be a decent band name

Jarts

Most important saw of all was the radial arm saw, which was like a giant manually operated robot arm with a table of its own.

He came, he sawed, he conquered

Cigarette dangling out of the corner of his mouth

Overalls with a loop specifically to hold a ball-peen hammer

But back to the Bicentennial for a moment.

The stylized star logo felt so fresh and forward-looking. Negative space, bold curves. Makes me think of Jimmy Carter and NASA.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/American_revolution_bicentennial.svg/220px-American_revolution_bicentennial.svg.png

There were mailboxes that were painted to look like Continental soldiers. Some of those held on for a while; one still occasionally saw them years later.

Every now and then I get a Bicentennial quarter in a handful of change from 7-11. I know they're not rare or valuable but I still have trouble parting with them. Sheer nostalgia.

Stopped smoking when my sister was born. Never wore overalls, just classic cutoff shorts, farmer tan and VBC (does this TLA already exist?) Work dress was often a vaguely Captain Kirk-like combo featuring Beatle boots, even though he hated Star Trek: TOS.

I remember being really disappointed after I took out a new 7-Day Loan library copy of The Bicentennial Man with the little yellow sticky with a red-lined rocket inside an atom on the spine denoting SF. It must have been really new since it still smelled primarily of binder’s glue without any of the hearty overtone scent of fine tobacco. Disappointed because it was so bad. Of course now in hindsight I can reflect “Isaac Asimov? Of course it was bad.”

I've always found the Bicentennial melancholic. I was born that year - in the UK, but I remember growing up reading coffee table books about science and technology, and they always had stock NASA photos from the 1970s. There was always a photo of the Arecibo telescope and some concept drawings of wheels in space. It was an odd period when "Big Science" and "Big Engineering" were still red-hot but people were also concerned about reusability and efficiency as well.

The Bicentennial logo suddenly reminded me of NASA's early wind turbines, which were built around the same time as the Bicentennial, and I realise now they're red, white, and blue! Presumably as a way of getting funding. "Mr President, wind energy is not communist, and in any case the model is the colour of our glorious flag". They were called MOD-1 and MOD-2 etc.

https://cdn10.picryl.com/photo/2013/12/31/mod-0a-wind-turbine-block-island-rhode-island-dedication-92ead6-1024.jpg

It's sad, because those books always presented wind turbines and alternative energy as The Future, marvels of science etc. Even the space shuttle's big selling point was that it was efficient, low-mileage, reusable, less wasteful than Apollo. I have the impression that the men and women dedicating that wind turbine had high hopes. But they all had to go into hiding because wind turbines and environmentalism eventually became tantamount to Communism. I was fed dreams of a better world.

Ashley, the bicentennial year was significant for me because it was the year of my family's rather narrow escape from Missouri and our move to DC. There was something especially exciting about arriving in the capital and seeing it all decked out and celebratory. It was like the part of "Wizard of Oz" where it shifts from black and white to color.

An eBay listing for James Redd (no stand included).

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2TgAAOSw3ktfH4KF/s-l1600.jpg

I’ve always wanted to hold a Bicentennial-themed Fourth of July barbecue. Get some radio air checks from 1977, encourage folks to dress era-appropriately, find some inexpensive decorative stuff on eBay like that plate or glasses etc.

(I admit that I did go to eBay to see what Bicentenniel kitsch could be found after that post; I already love decorating my place with old LIFE magazines and other ’70s odds and ends.)

Are commemorative/collectible plates still a thing? I remember seeing commercials as a kid in the 90s, but can’t recall anything since. I see the Franklin Mint is still around, at least.

Not having been around for the Bicentennial fever, I always associate the whole thing with the oddly woozy theme song of "U.S. of Archie," which has some fun 70s funk and synth elements, but in my mind is dominated by this dreary psychedelic hangover sensibility. Apparently the show actually dates to 1974, so I'm not sure it has any direct connection at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih9rVocvxWc

I’ll see your “U.S. of Archie” and raise you whatever the fuck this is, produced by the U.S. Information Agency:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxAEPnq1KsU

(The soundtrack sounds almost like post-Forever Changes Love, but is in fact one Edward Simon)

No ceramic panther, no deal.

Oh mannnn, Tarfumes, that video is great. Perfect example of exactly what the Yellow Submarine aesthetic had become by 1976. I grew up surrounded by kids' books whose covers were the still-image version of this, like the 1971 Houghton Mifflin Readers. We have a thread for this kind of thing, right?

OMG. I was trying to recuse or absent myself from my thread for a while like some Joycean creator whilst y’all worked your magic with these last several posts but just now I was reminded of two things. First is that I bought a book through the Scholastic Book Club called The Beatles Illustrated Lyrics which, in the paperback form I owned had no actual illustrations except on the cover, but did have an introduction by Richard Brautigan and in photo insert section which some pictures of things such as The Beatles in bathing trunks in the Bahamas whilst shooting Help! or mugging with Muhammad Ali. Second is, did anyone else on this thread apart from James Redd have bicentennial wallpaper?

A photo insert section with

Feel like I need to justify my inclusion of the first thing because of trickle down cartoon psychedelia (the one illustration on the cover reminded of what I would see a little later in the artwork for Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy without the hidden boobs) and because Scholastic Book Club book, in case we haven’t mentioned yet.

See also those special Sunday newspapers with a free wraparound Peter Max poster!

Wow, I definitely was assigned those Houghton Mifflin readers in grade school (late ‘70s - early ‘80s) — I remember Panorama and Fiesta. And James Redd, sorry to hear you got screwed on that Beatles book. I remember flipping through it at my local library and digging the illustrations, most (all?) of which were by Alan Aldridge, who had also done the Who’s A Quick One cover.

The other thing about The Beatles book was that it didn’t seem to have any of George’s songs, let alone Ringo’s, but instead included some Lennon-McCartney-for-hire audition fodder numbers such as “Like Dreamers Do.”

Hmm. Maybe that book actually has a few George songs but not all. Perhaps it’s a Northern Songs/Harrisongs thing.

That one PSA looks like some Parallax View-level mind control psy-ops.

Just confirmed that Alan Aldridge also did the Captain Fantastic artwork.

We used those Houghton Mifflin readers from K-6!

We used something called SRA Reading Laboratory.
https://bookriot.com/a-box-of-nostalgia-the-sra-reading-laboratory/

Color-coded folders containing one or two page stories along with accompanying questions. Color-coded so the kids supposedly wouldn’t know that their classmates on the Gold Level were more advanced than those on Maroon Level, they even scrambled the colors from grade to grade to throw you off the scent.

At some point later on I felt maybe we should have been reading more challenging formats but at the time it was a very addictive, gamified process, like a precursor to Duolingo.

If no one else owns up to using those think I am going to feel like I had some kind of multiverse slip.

I vividly remember the big SRA boxes in my grade school classrooms. I have no memory whatsoever of myself or any of my classmates actually using them.

Perhaps they were already being phased out by the time you arrived in the system.