thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

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"Legendary wastrel" = my life goals. Thxbye

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 September 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link

Some members of the crowd can be heard booing as King Charles and the Queen Consort arrive at Cardiff Castle.

Follow live updates here: https://t.co/zri53jSvDB pic.twitter.com/s0Y7OuVG2Z

— ITV Wales News (@ITVWales) September 16, 2022

xyzzzz__, Friday, 16 September 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link

theyre shouting yr a c*nt with a sh*t boo-ear

mark s, Friday, 16 September 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link

They're really shouting, "Booooooockingham Palace (is where you'll be living)"

You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Friday, 16 September 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

pic.twitter.com/GqIUkWMzCc

— Mental Headlines (@MentalHeadline) September 17, 2022

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 18 September 2022 06:31 (one year ago) link

BREAKING King Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are expecting a child. pic.twitter.com/lbnR55kp1Z

— Andy Churnwell (@churnwell) September 16, 2022

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 18 September 2022 06:39 (one year ago) link

...to be served to them at dinner?

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 18 September 2022 14:24 (one year ago) link

it's from a book by tom bower so there's literally no reason to believe it BUT

The story goes that the then prince is said to have "shrieked" and "trembled" when first coming into contact with cling film https://t.co/rD9yeS9Ap2

— Liverpool Echo (@LivEchonews) September 16, 2022

mark s, Sunday, 18 September 2022 14:44 (one year ago) link

This is like going from Hank Williams to Hank Williams, Jr.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 18 September 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link

hey at least hank jr had a few bangers, chuck could never have done anything as good as "family tradition"

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 18 September 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link

Posting as much as they can get away with.

NEW: Prince Andrew issues a statement about The Queen’s death: “As our book of experiences closes another opens…and I will tread gladly into the next with you as my guide.” pic.twitter.com/qaWhkYHhzn

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) September 18, 2022

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 18 September 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link

Could be worse..

Dear everybody

... And I will tread gladly into the next with me as your guide.

God save the king, and me”

Mark G, Sunday, 18 September 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link

hey come on, we've all shrieked at cling film

fetter, Sunday, 18 September 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link

yelled at, yes. shrieked tho?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 September 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link

^^^important distinction!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 18 September 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

Fuckin' cling film, how does it work?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 18 September 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link

who knows what was going on with the clingfilm, maybe the freak was trying to eat it or even wear it around his balls

calzino, Sunday, 18 September 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link

I can see why he'd find it triggering, tbh

https://www.scobiesdirect.com/scobiesdirectimages/MainPictures/BG-2D-G.jpg

fetter, Sunday, 18 September 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link

😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/IdwmCzJmbL

— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) September 19, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 19 September 2022 14:11 (one year ago) link

Dude prolly waited in line 3 days and 3 nights for that skip 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BSBTeEdWmv

— DJ P👀H (@DJPooh) September 19, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 19 September 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

i figure if you've waited for hours to see a notoriously cranky fascist you'd be more disappointed if they acknowledged you

feudal vague (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 September 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link

TIL that sausage fingers is a symptom of syphilis so

mark s, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 19:12 (one year ago) link

we studied the symptoms of syphilis in gcse English literature, as part of a project on Maupassant's short stories. one of my best ever teachers.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

Also all kinds of organ failure 🙏

put a VONC on it (suzy), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link

King Charles will never die!!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link

he'll never even be king!

mark s, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link

im a lizobite

mark s, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link

god shave the king (before applying ointments and cremes)

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

gobsmacking photo going round on twitter today.

I was wondering if Charles had ever met Bob Dylan. It spawned this image which just gets stranger the more you examine it. pic.twitter.com/x3ogRWNvVg

— Fearghas Kelly (@FearghasKelly) September 21, 2022

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link

the fellas

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link

at first look, thought roger and pete were hugh grant and mark knopfler

put their faith in a god-fearing man selling them tiny homes (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link

the famous blues brothers

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:40 (one year ago) link

Prince Andrew top right?

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Thursday, 22 September 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link

the moral equivalent of nonce

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 22 September 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link

Who are these two...

Top row, fourth from left.
Top row, third from right.

Narada Michael Fagan (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:25 (one year ago) link

third from right is zak ringoson

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:32 (one year ago) link

zak starkey, yes

StanM, Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:37 (one year ago) link

drummer with the who at that point iirc

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:38 (one year ago) link

My god what a photo.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:43 (one year ago) link

Producer probably thought he was booking Prince Charles and the City Beat Band, must've been gutted when that jug-eared cunt turned up

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:56 (one year ago) link

The mystery figure is apparently Steve Balsamo, Welsh musical theatre performer, who opened that 1996 Hyde Park Prince’s Trust show. Missing is Alanis Morissette, also on the bill!

Michael Jones, Thursday, 22 September 2022 07:56 (one year ago) link

Genuinely unsure if that's Ade Edmondson or Level 42's Mark King between Fry and Daniels

nashwan, Thursday, 22 September 2022 08:18 (one year ago) link

I appreciate the neat symmetry of Townsend and Glitter bookending the whole gang.

calzino, Thursday, 22 September 2022 08:21 (one year ago) link

All still alive apart from Entwistle, I think.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 September 2022 09:43 (one year ago) link

keep yr hands off my lovely mark king, why wd he appear w/o lindup or the gould bros

that is ade (never funny)

mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2022 09:56 (one year ago) link

thought it was Harry Secombe for a minute

saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 October 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

Neddy Seagoon surely?

Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Monday, 3 October 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

icy seadoom

mark s, Monday, 3 October 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link


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