Real England

you wait until they drive back to London, could easily get 12 hours out of that, simulcast on the red button.

alternate commentary by hacker the dog

trying it with some different music, not sure this one works, any suggestions?

It's better if you take away the tedious commentary and add some music. pic.twitter.com/Kv9zxITydm

— Centuries of Sound (@Centuries_Sound) September 13, 2022

im listening to the new 5-4 pod

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500

"BBC to stream Queen Elizabeth II lying in state"

even slower tv...

If it didn't all absolutely boil my blood some of this could be prime ASMR fodder.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelightfulDistortedAmazontreeboa-max-1mb.gif

Tesco, Bangor, 13/09/22 pic.twitter.com/g5jYrx0V49

— Seiriol Dawes-Hughes (@seiriol) September 13, 2022

(saw my first EiiR memorial bus-stop earlier today, which then changed into some betting ad)

this seems not great:

Car boot...they selling lost parcels for £2 pic.twitter.com/iIzmHzmqIt

— C B (@seeby123) September 18, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8ub0gddyA

youtubers whomst are impressively terrible

✔

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdNPk-fWQAggNCl?format=jpg&name=small

My local business of the week award goes to Bing Shropshire, who has been selling his jugs of tea in the Municipal Gardens for 45 years. 'The odd thing is,' confessed Bing, 64, 'is that I don't even like tea. I hate it. And I hate people.'
We wish him many more years of success. pic.twitter.com/rgbvHmj0Yr

— Councillor Rowan Battley (@CllrBattley) October 1, 2022

googling "bing shropshire" brings up this tweet and nothing else that isn't just accidentally in the search field

too real for gs

it reminds of the real mini golf course that used to be in Rectory Park that had an honesty box and cans of pop on sale for 50p for when there was nobody there, god knows how that worked. The council stopped maintaining it 10 years ago and it's overgrown and strewn with dogshit now.

wow, sudden vivid flashback to the putting green at Pleck Park when i was little

The Jug of Tea place has been a staple of UK Martin Parr type Instagrammers and pre-Instagram bloggers and for about 20 years. I think the price was 99p when I first saw it.

pic.twitter.com/MxSEzN12xO

— Mental Headlines (@MentalHeadline) October 9, 2022

The same old story. One minute it’s a minor tiff over who had the last custard cream, the next it’s global thermonuclear warfare, millions dead, and the rise of the machines as per the prophecy. https://t.co/a1LMTBZxdp

— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) October 10, 2022

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g190804-d12865329-Reviews-Bude_Tunnel-Bude_Bude_Stratton_Cornwall_England.html

suggested duration < 1 hour

no i think you shd try and take longer than an hour to walk just 70 metres

I wanted to know more about Blyth fan John The Toaster. A (presumably drunk) @NiallBromley gave me some context:

"He plugs it in at random bars at away games and makes people toast.

"He's John The Toaster".

🍞 pic.twitter.com/vv9qloKxNI

— Fearless In Devotion - Wrexham AFC pod & fanzine (@fearlessidzine) October 15, 2022

here i was hoping he had a bunch of slack rhymes

he once unplugged a bandit in York to make toast and when the barmaid complained he said “don’t worry I’m pat tested”

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ff2rC3tXECImeWZ?format=jpg&name=900x900

🤣🤣🤣

irl lol

https://twitter.com/danstapleton89/status/1588892087503949824

uh?

Locked account?

You’re unable to view this Tweet because this account owner limits who can view their Tweets.

Or maybe Twitter's just broken for some unknown reason...

ah they must've gone private as they were getting a bit of abuse from the show-some-respect fannies. nevermind, it wasn't that funny anyway

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/128758691

https://i.imgur.com/I6Zr49m.jpg

The property was previously owned by Ed Prynn, Arch Druid of Cornwall, the stones have been visited by many interested parties over the years. Seven Sisters is also renowned for its "Hall of Fame". Mr Prynn fixed slate placards to the wall in tribute to people who had a strong influence in his life.

500k

i have previously thought that a menhir in the garden would be cool

i am reconsidering

maybe bad photos but they look really cheap and rubbish

Loving this pic of Blackburn fans arriving in Burnley today by @dchesterton pic.twitter.com/fUeFc0D3LA

— Mark Leech (@Len_Scap) November 13, 2022

It’s Wells Carnival tonight!

Kicking off proceedings is Mr Blobby in an armoured vehicle, of course. pic.twitter.com/C1UBzHVsS9

— Charlie Taylor (@CharlieTaylor4) November 18, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEL8HFQTMf8

The comments on that vid are fucking incredible

yes those are some Real England comments man.

My wife sings barbershop and the other day she had a charity concert at Milton Keynes. It was at a venue inaugurated by John Dankworth and Cleo Laine, and in the other room there was a Barron Knights concerts going on.

Rightly or wrongly, I thought of this thread.

for a split second I read the video title as 'Wimpy Goth Weekend' to truly unite #RealEngland

"They are all vaccinated and Liberals" is my fave so far

Looks more like a steampunk weekend to me.

amazing comments

burn the lot. scum

and

Most of them are posers I'm not a goth used to be a punk rocker grown up now.

current favorites.

ex-punk rocker otm tbh