All Series Must Die (Which Is Why There Are New Ones) -- The Game of Thrones Series Spinoffs

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i feel like that's not supposed to be a surprise? they've made it pretty obvious, as they literally talked about the gash on his back that isn't healing.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 29 August 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link

this first season is gonna be unlike anything else that has ever aired on tv. from what i can tell, this season is gonna cover roughly 30 years of westerosi history, and they can't really compress the timeline because there are characters who factor heavily into the coming conflict who haven't even been born yet lol

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 29 August 2022 16:29 (one year ago) link

xp, of course; i'm just using that as an example. The birthing murder scene was also obvious from 80 feet away. Every character's presumed arc is being played to the rafters right now to the point where bad guys are twirling mustaches "but they aren't really BAD so much as they are machiavellian do you see"
Wake me when there's an interesting conversation.

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 August 2022 16:39 (one year ago) link

xp

yes, I was browsing The World of Ice & Fire last night while I was watching this and counted 12 Targaryen kings between this one and Robert, so this series has quite a lot of ground to cover.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 29 August 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link

Is that their intention? How many season is this supposed to be?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 29 August 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link

they're planning to cover a period of history called "the dance of the dragons." i won't elaborate or spoil, but the period they're looking to cover is about three decades, not the 20 or so decades until robert's rebellion.

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 29 August 2022 17:23 (one year ago) link

yeah I assume there will be yet another proposed series after this one that fills in some of the gaps. I had thought we'd see the mad king in this series but we are way way way early for that.

akm, Monday, 29 August 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link

yah, no mad king in this series

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Monday, 29 August 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link

that's kind of disappointing

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 29 August 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link

The confrontation at Dragonstone was good in this episode. Disappointed they're using p much the same theme music and titles concept from GoT though.

nashwan, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 20:50 (one year ago) link

I'll give it time but its just feeling like more of the same so far. And I am really not liking Matt Smith. He's no Joffrey.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link

he's more jaime than joffrey, i think

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link

I suppose so yeah. I just dont feel any genuine menace or malice from him, he just seems petulant.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 23:56 (one year ago) link

TBH hes more like Viserys!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link

(er... GOT Vierys obv, not current one)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 23:58 (one year ago) link

it doesn't help that everyone on both shows has the same name

akm, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 00:06 (one year ago) link

Was also very disappointed with the theme xps

You'd think it wouldn't be too difficult to come up with something new that maybe used some of the familiar motifs of the original music a la the new Star Trek shows

groovypanda, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link

ramin dijwadi def could've come up with something new and good. it seems to be a decision from the higher-ups, which makes it worse.

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link

i kind of like that the song and titles are basically the same, that allows me to just think of this as another season of the same show.

akm, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

Seems more like incidental music than a theme

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

I'm certain the opening credits to ep 1 played a different song, that only had references back to the GoT theme, but then ep 2, it was jus tthe old theme?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link

there wasn’t a credits sequence in episode one, i don’t think

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 September 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link

True but it did have an opening sequence with a thematic tune that wasnt the same. I assumed that would be the theme and as it turns out, no.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 1 September 2022 01:03 (one year ago) link

u guys are crazy the actor playing Daemon is by far the best thing in this show so far. stony and surprisingly complex (the portrayal, not the role)

sean gramophone, Friday, 2 September 2022 02:15 (one year ago) link

yes Matt Smith is good. dunno why anyone is complaining about him.

I didn't quite get why he freaked the fuck out at that letter and the messenger; did he not want help?

akm, Monday, 5 September 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link

All the endless pouting from both king and princess in ep3 was a bit of a drag. This show badly needs some additional plots to follow.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 5 September 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link

xp

This campaign was meant to show that Daemon was stronger than the king and could lead his own war effort. The king stepping in to save him means he's failed.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 5 September 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

He wasn't going to let the king claim this victory after doing jack shit for months

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 5 September 2022 17:10 (one year ago) link

Im not getting a sparky feel from any character so far. If anything the only person I was *intrigued* by at least was the crab King and well, he's in 2 pieces now so whatever .

I will say that last act was quite engaging - loved the scoring, and the lack of dialogue/suspense.

But wheres the sassy heroes and villains? Wheres a littlefingr or tyrion?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

Some time in the middle of the episode I got a fit of the giggles because it was so dull, and so many similar-sounding names were coming out of people's mouths, it was like a parody of a terrible fantasy. And for some reason everything is just dirt coloured. The episode definitely picked up towards the end, but I think I don't care enough to keep watching it.

trishyb, Monday, 5 September 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link

At least from the first couple episodes, just like with the last couple seasons after the main plot got outside the books, you can tell they don't have the depth of material. I'd figure keeping the cast down might be a cost control thing too.

This so far looks like if you just made Game of Thrones about the goofs hanging around the main castle.

earlnash, Tuesday, 6 September 2022 00:17 (one year ago) link

This show is dumb as hell. Richly appointed (though some of the cgi is terribly uncanny valley), generally well presented (though the whole Matt Smith fight sequence was nearly incoherent), ably-acted (though everyone seem utterly trapped in character rather than performing), poorly written (if i hear "mine daughter" one more time) and basically dumb as hell. My guess is that after ten hours and hundreds of millions of dollars, they'll likely start making something interesting next year. I expect it will be the Final Fantasy of prestige TV and get interesting after the fifteenth hour. Even then, I'll never be able to unsee Princess John Mulaney.

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 05:40 (one year ago) link

"mine X" sets my teeth on edge for reasons I'm sure I needn't relitigate around these parts.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 08:04 (one year ago) link

Whoops

Not the green screen glove on Viserys’s missing fingers 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️#hotd pic.twitter.com/4CLUw5tDhI

— Sarah Capps (@SarahBKnowsBest) September 5, 2022

groovypanda, Tuesday, 6 September 2022 10:08 (one year ago) link

as i suspected the compressed timeline is messing with the drama. i did enjoy daemon's bemused, then furious reaction to the king's letter tho

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link

oh i also thought it was funny that the guy who played the lannisters did his own version of dinklage's terrible accent

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

I'm saving this show up for a binge, but I have to say I'm quite amused by complaints on the socials that having black people and pugs is not "realistic."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

So far I’ve read 1,000 hot takes about the people complaining about black people in this show and zero actual people complaining about it.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 05:11 (one year ago) link

was one of the Lannister bros in EP 3 *not* ser hugh of the vale who was killed by the splintered Lance to the neck whilst jousting in season 1 of got?

Lowell N. Behold'n, Thursday, 8 September 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link

no they were both played by the same actor, who also played ser hugh briefly in season 1

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 September 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link

Is this going to end up being like Law and Order where they just recycle the same actors thru various minor roles over the years.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 8 September 2022 23:27 (one year ago) link

GoT did a lot of that, the actor playing one of the Lannister lads who Lord Karstark slew for revenge came back to play Tommen Baratheon a season or two later

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 23:44 (one year ago) link

there are only so many beardos in the acting world

akm, Friday, 9 September 2022 14:08 (one year ago) link

i definitely didn't realize that he was in the original series, it's been a long ass time since i've sat down to watch season 1

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 September 2022 14:17 (one year ago) link

finally, the extended john mulaney armor fetish softcore we've all been hoping for

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 September 2022 06:03 (one year ago) link

Didn’t try to verify it yet but (we just got a ridiculous large new hd tv) and I swear I saw a visible zipper on that grubby striped pillow Daemon was lounging on. Oops?

Kim, Monday, 12 September 2022 16:32 (one year ago) link

damn, that last episode was great. this is turning into a good show, reminds me of what i liked about the first couple seasons of game of thrones

did not expect episode to end on a day after pill cliffhanger

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 September 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link

i watched the first episode of rings of power last night -- to me, at least, the difference between the shows (that one and this) was noticeable. as in, rings of power was noticeably worse, more cheesy, worse dialogue, worse acting, lots of cgi, etc. there is a lot of complicated shit going on in hotd right now, i'm enjoying it

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 September 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link

full agreement. the dialogue in Rings is fucking terrible and cringeworthy. Still watching it but jesus christ.

Meanwhile this had a full on incest sex orgy and an abortion. I know which show I'm looking forward to each week!

Also I really like Alicent, I'm be sad when they move forward in a few episodes and recast her with an older actress.

akm, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 00:01 (one year ago) link

They should adapt "Shovel Knight" next.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 April 2023 11:46 (one year ago) link

I predicted next year, 2024. for the new book awhile back, but I've given up hope on that front.

gap between #2 and #3 was 1 year
gap between #3 and #4 was 5 years
gap between #4 and #5 was 9 years

so I predicted 13 years for the next gap... putting us at 2011 + 13 = 2024

but if he's publicly stating 75% done, well, so not gonna happen

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 13 April 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link

"75% done" does not mean that the remaining 25% will take the amount of time that is implied by the previous 75%.

I was 75% done writing a novel in 1993. You know what? It's still 75% done.

doja catharsis (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 April 2023 14:38 (one year ago) link

oh exactly, that’s why I’ve given up on 2024

honestly I don’t think we’ll ever see it. but as long as we don’t end up with Brandon Sanderson being dragged in to finish it…..

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 13 April 2023 15:54 (one year ago) link

Funny that this is from a film released in 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwa6xgIZCv8

omar little, Thursday, 13 April 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

If we get to 2026, the gap between #5 and #6 will be more than the gap between #1 and #5 xps

But yeah, if it ever turns up great, if it doesn't, well I guess most people are past caring now

What are the other big series that are also stuck in limbo?

Gentleman Bastards and Kingkiller Chronicles spring to mind (last instalments on both of those also 2011) - any others?

groovypanda, Thursday, 13 April 2023 21:57 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

Annnd here we go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ8H5gqGA34

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 December 2023 20:59 (four months ago) link


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