fuck's sake
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
sign a fucking striker Wolves
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 14:59 (one year ago) link
Garbage. You let the opponent hang around in your area that long, bad things will happen.
This reminds me of the beginning of 2019-2020.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link
At least Nunes is starting to show what he can do, even though it's obvious he's not in sync with his teammates yet
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link
i can't say i'm worried, we're so close and it's also down to the first team only just coming together but we should've finished them before the equalizer and we need goals
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link
yeah, I think they'll right the ship per usual, it's just....I knew 1 wouldn't be enough.
and I knew that second one wasn't going to stand, you can't barrel over a defender to win the ball.
my mother was like "why aren't you celebrating", and I said "lol cos that's coming back"
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
oh well. my local team plays tonight, it seems they never both win the same day, so maybe this means they win? lol.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:08 (one year ago) link
Hull won yesterday but i'm not feeling it :D
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link
Forest really missing a trick by not playing a striker against a team willing to let them have a chance every three minutes.
They’ve looked really good, one lapse aside.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 August 2022 16:38 (one year ago) link
Maybe two lapses.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 August 2022 16:39 (one year ago) link
loling at the pearl-clutching over Richarlison doing a few keepie uppies
― Number None, Monday, 29 August 2022 08:46 (one year ago) link
and the designer cardigan wearing 1940's cosplaying twit is the first managerial casualty of the season... Yes!!
― calzino, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:31 (one year ago) link
I believe Sean Dyche is currently available for management roles?
― ol' flint-eyes is back (Matt #2), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:48 (one year ago) link
Scottie P: the team needs helpOwners: we agree
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:50 (one year ago) link
it's not like they haven't got some decent players, my bunch of defectives finished 3rd last season and there was a huge gulf in class between the sides and couldn't compete with them.
― calzino, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:59 (one year ago) link
Bad weekend for fans of keepy-ups
(only 90s kids will get this)
― Led By Honkies (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:24 (one year ago) link
Still the best ever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqhNqNtCinM
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:43 (one year ago) link
the majesty of that pass too
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:56 (one year ago) link
was showboating more tolerated back in the day then? I would have thought it would less so, given that an opponent could foul the dude and get away without sanction.
― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 10:33 (one year ago) link
Or taking the piss, to give it an alternative title. I actually think it was. There's stories about players like Willie Johnston (Rangers et al) sitting on the ball - Baxter supposedly did the same against England (again) though there's no evidence of that on film.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:08 (one year ago) link
... whereas here is evidence of Willie Johnston sitting on the ball... against Bayern Munich(!)... in Germany(!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgS8fEbRAMY
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
For comparison with Bournemouth:https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/aug/30/dundee-united-sack-jack-ross-as-manager-after-9-0-defeat-by-celtic
Seems as if losing 9-0 doesn't go down well! Ralph Hasenhüttl better be on his guard.
― ol' flint-eyes is back (Matt #2), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link
pouring one out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3J1fC11CBk&
― Number None, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:43 (one year ago) link
Calling it now that I reckon the first team to break the record of 9... will score 11
Against Aston Villa in the next two weeks
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link
Be sweet if Gerrard gets the elbow next.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
YOU DAMN RIGHT
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link
It wasn't that long ago that some Villa fans were debating if they'd want to cash in on John McGinn if a hypothetical "£50 million bid from Utd" came in; how he's turning in a neverending string of "perhaps we could mutually agree to cancel his contract" performances while for some reason being made the club captain and playing 90 every week
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link
i put a fiver on Gerrard next manager to go at 8-1 a couple of weeks ago so now that bet has been declared a loser i can personally guarantee he'll be next to go
― or something, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link
if he speaks to his players the way he speaks to interviewers i'm amazed he's not been decked yet
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link
Your top of the table, folks
https://i.ibb.co/vJ5dn1h/Screenshot-20220830-192938.jpg
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 23:31 (one year ago) link
Well we might have our striker Noodle!
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 13:18 (one year ago) link
sounds like it was done last night, just waiting on the announcement. dude's about 6 foot 6 or something
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link
hellz yes.
now how to find a way to watch today's match during work hours.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 13:26 (one year ago) link
god these near misses are killing me
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link
Haaland with two already
― Number None, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link
jesus christ. 8 goals in 5 matches
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link
Haaland hattrick !!
― calzino, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link
This guy could manage a 9-0 all on his own.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:12 (one year ago) link
what the actual
dude gets one more and he's averaging two per match
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
Stones had 1 disallowed and Alvarez hit the post from 25 yards, Forest might need to spend another £150m
― calzino, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
well that was a mediocre assed half of sloppery from Wolves. doesn't help that Bournemouth is just sitting back and clogging the box and also fouling everybody like crazy, but they've given up 14 goals in 3 matches (granted 9 of them WERE Liverpool)
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
lol at Forest.
Haaland is a quarter of the way to Salah's record and there's 33 matches left to play, jfc
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
it's agonising, i keep telling myself at some point we're going to start banging them in but i think i'm kidding meself
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
too much of aimlessly hoofing around outside the box, not a lot of creativity or movement. forced to play through the wing a lot and not being left a lot they can do through middle.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link
crying out for Kalajdzic
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link
crying out for this Connor McGregor whiskey they're advertising tbh
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link
this ref is letting Wolves get mauled out there
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link
just shoot it Guedes, you know they're gonna foul you and be like "WHAT DO I DID?"
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link
they're deliberately leaving just one defender on left side because they know there's nobody on Wolves who can beat them off dribble, and throwing all other defenders towards the middle. this would be a good reason to bring in Traore, no?
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link