jesus christ
― Ste, Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:52 (one year ago) link
Fantasy managers are raging about it on Twitter lmao
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link
From -1 to +8 GD in one match
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link
now, does Arsenal remain the "class of EPL"?
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:04 (one year ago) link
Surely nailed on golden boot winner this year (barring injury)
Haaland looks like the sort of guy who never gets injured.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:04 (one year ago) link
missed at least a month last year maybe more, but he does have that drogba vibe yes.
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link
there is something thrilling about a player that big and fast especially when defenders seemingly just bounce off him while he just plows on ahead
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
yeah, his hold up play is really good, he's not gonna be easily dispossessed in traffic.
that second goal that he headed in, he broke so quickly towards goal his defender had no chance
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link
He's going to break every EPL record.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 August 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
he won't be there long enough to do that
― Number None, Saturday, 27 August 2022 21:21 (one year ago) link
he's going to Super Premier League
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 21:23 (one year ago) link
4 matches in, and Arsenal leading the Premiership. with Man City and BRIGHTON close behind.
what a league.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 August 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link
Madrid will pay the release clause in a few years and his dad will pocket another truckload of cash
― Number None, Saturday, 27 August 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link
Alright best lineup all season. C'mon let's goooo
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 12:58 (one year ago) link
Ruben you sexy mf
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:08 (one year ago) link
Once Neto crosses somewhere but the goalkeeper, it's on
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:11 (one year ago) link
Jesus boys
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link
The blue balls continue but liking the pace we're trying for
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:27 (one year ago) link
NEVESSSS
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:39 (one year ago) link
I just woke my dad up lol
RUBEN YOU SEXY MF
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:39 (one year ago) link
lol it crashed my stream
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link
Lol correct call. Knew that goal wasn't going to stand.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link
fuck's sake
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
sign a fucking striker Wolves
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 14:59 (one year ago) link
Garbage. You let the opponent hang around in your area that long, bad things will happen.
This reminds me of the beginning of 2019-2020.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link
At least Nunes is starting to show what he can do, even though it's obvious he's not in sync with his teammates yet
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link
i can't say i'm worried, we're so close and it's also down to the first team only just coming together but we should've finished them before the equalizer and we need goals
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link
yeah, I think they'll right the ship per usual, it's just....I knew 1 wouldn't be enough.
and I knew that second one wasn't going to stand, you can't barrel over a defender to win the ball.
my mother was like "why aren't you celebrating", and I said "lol cos that's coming back"
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
oh well. my local team plays tonight, it seems they never both win the same day, so maybe this means they win? lol.
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:08 (one year ago) link
Hull won yesterday but i'm not feeling it :D
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 28 August 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link
Forest really missing a trick by not playing a striker against a team willing to let them have a chance every three minutes.
They’ve looked really good, one lapse aside.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 August 2022 16:38 (one year ago) link
Maybe two lapses.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 28 August 2022 16:39 (one year ago) link
loling at the pearl-clutching over Richarlison doing a few keepie uppies
― Number None, Monday, 29 August 2022 08:46 (one year ago) link
and the designer cardigan wearing 1940's cosplaying twit is the first managerial casualty of the season... Yes!!
― calzino, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:31 (one year ago) link
I believe Sean Dyche is currently available for management roles?
― ol' flint-eyes is back (Matt #2), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:48 (one year ago) link
Scottie P: the team needs helpOwners: we agree
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:50 (one year ago) link
it's not like they haven't got some decent players, my bunch of defectives finished 3rd last season and there was a huge gulf in class between the sides and couldn't compete with them.
― calzino, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 08:59 (one year ago) link
Bad weekend for fans of keepy-ups
(only 90s kids will get this)
― Led By Honkies (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:24 (one year ago) link
Still the best ever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqhNqNtCinM
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:43 (one year ago) link
the majesty of that pass too
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 09:56 (one year ago) link
was showboating more tolerated back in the day then? I would have thought it would less so, given that an opponent could foul the dude and get away without sanction.
― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 10:33 (one year ago) link
Or taking the piss, to give it an alternative title. I actually think it was. There's stories about players like Willie Johnston (Rangers et al) sitting on the ball - Baxter supposedly did the same against England (again) though there's no evidence of that on film.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:08 (one year ago) link
... whereas here is evidence of Willie Johnston sitting on the ball... against Bayern Munich(!)... in Germany(!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgS8fEbRAMY
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
For comparison with Bournemouth:https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/aug/30/dundee-united-sack-jack-ross-as-manager-after-9-0-defeat-by-celtic
Seems as if losing 9-0 doesn't go down well! Ralph Hasenhüttl better be on his guard.
― ol' flint-eyes is back (Matt #2), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link
pouring one out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3J1fC11CBk&
― Number None, Tuesday, 30 August 2022 11:43 (one year ago) link
Calling it now that I reckon the first team to break the record of 9... will score 11
Against Aston Villa in the next two weeks
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link
Be sweet if Gerrard gets the elbow next.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
YOU DAMN RIGHT
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link
It wasn't that long ago that some Villa fans were debating if they'd want to cash in on John McGinn if a hypothetical "£50 million bid from Utd" came in; how he's turning in a neverending string of "perhaps we could mutually agree to cancel his contract" performances while for some reason being made the club captain and playing 90 every week
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link