I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

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THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

I just imagined my father's brother being married to my mother's sister, and boy did I have a hearty laugh with myself over that one.

Karl Malone bringing the Cursed Content

You know

I bet they have.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2022/08/24/virginia-twins-married-salyers/

“Both of us always knew that we wanted to marry twins,” said Jeremy, noting that with their close relationship, it just made sense.

“We’d decided that if we couldn’t find twins to marry, then we just wouldn’t get married,” he said.

this is an extremely strange form of logic

Yeah, they definitely have then.

the best part is, none of you noticed that i switched the faces around on every single image above

ok i made that up. but it could have been true. they could be switching around on a daily basis, even hourly. that's why they wear the same clothes

xp you bet your ass they have, and they did it in a mirror maze

"I know," they all said together in an eerie monotone, smiling with unblinking eyes, "what if for this one we synchronized, so as to create a mirror image of each other?"

i want to see them do a laser show and acrobatic stunts, and a song and dance revue as well

“I was attracted to Briana and Josh was attracted to Brittany,” said Jeremy.

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Kinda into this idea of going to the Twins Convention to pick up some chicks.

I dunno, Karl, even though I'm like 15 years older than you, maybe we look enough like third cousins to head up there and try it out.

sure, i'm probably free!

life subgoal: get thrown out of the twins convention for fraud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H96v0zFw-tA

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https://assets.classicfm.com/2009/05/dmitri-shostakovich-1233767711-editorial-long-form-0.jpg

Oldish Bernard Sumner looks a lot like oldish Dmitri Shostakovich

Nobody know how water enter coconut

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xp you bet your ass they have, and they did it in a mirror maze

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:30 (six months ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

i had completely forgotten about all...that! "twins and the twins they love" would be a good name for something.

i was actually coming to this thread to say that, if you're ever in a car with someone for like 5-10 hours, one cool move is to ask other people in the car if they have something they want to listen to, rather than commandeering the playlist for the entire ride. not sure who needs to hear it, but it's come up multiple times in the last year and i was thinking this thread might be a indirect way to change someone's life

But... I made this 11-hour playlist, synched to the mile markers!

Hours exploring Google Maps, timing it just right where "Biddies In the BK Lounge" comes on right as we're driving past the King of Prussia Burger King.

a seemingly innocuous road sign for the famous tri-county fair Mirror Maze appears

i try to determine if i would die if i roll out of the vehicle and into the ditch

asda

Fans at the festival were likely reacting to the alleged online beef among Gomez, Kylie Jenner and Hailey Bieber, which began late last month with an alleged laminated eyebrow diss.

32. Franklin D. Roosevelt pic.twitter.com/QujunzIISR

— Cam Harless (@hamcarless) March 13, 2023

I can't unsee this. You're welcome.

I was going to walk through the moors and shout Moaty it's me

This will be the highlight of the subsequent motion picture

― A prog venn diagram for you to think about (Matt #2), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:26 (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/14/hunt-for-raoul-moat-itv-drama-rothbury-northumberland

Just got an email from my local bagel place with the subject line

You asked, we listened: Re-introducing plant-based eggs

Now that I understand this right
Let me take it to the mic
This revolution has just begun

Nice posts https://health-planet.org/