Btw Neanderthal Chris Mueller has arguably been the Fire's most consistent offensive player this season fwiw
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link
Lol of course that's how it worked out. Well glad he has worked out for you. Prior to last year he'd been one of our best as well so he has a decent ceiling when he's inspired
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:21 (one year ago) link
I am downgrading my season Tix cos the premium seats I get I can't afford any more. Not for how rubbish we are at home
Also though easier to see play unfold from higher up in stands.
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:22 (one year ago) link
Prices got jacked up for next year here too, I could understand if they were consistently winning but that is not the case
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link
MLS reddit is usually hell but this was actually pretty funny pic.twitter.com/mzfPPBSIoC— Lava Spike Jonze (@Julio_DA) August 22, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 August 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link
dying
The best thing to ever happen in the MLS… pic.twitter.com/VdZWtK5TKi— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) August 26, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 August 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link
AhhahHahaHah
My season tickets used to be behind goal. That was one reason I moved
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link
Apparently got concussed from it :/
https://amp-tmz-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.tmz.com/2022/08/23/fan-drilled-free-kick-mls-game/
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link
;_; my boys
http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/4732679 via @ESPN App http://espn.com/app
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 August 2022 03:16 (one year ago) link
lol on that replay you can see two of my friends. one of them laughed and told us the other left him hanging when she went to hi-five him, he had disappeared, and he said in his excitement, he'd leapt down a row.
the replay confirms her story, you see her turn to hi five him, and look confused when he's not there, lol
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 August 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link
Me at Open Cup final
https://i.ibb.co/nQK7kfh/IMG-20220907-194837.jpg
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link
oh shit thats right now
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:26 (one year ago) link
rooting for sacto bc fuck mls im sure you understand
Decent game so far, I love the Open Cup
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:32 (one year ago) link
neanderthal when st louis city SC starts up i am going to try to pay attention. look out -- many are saying that stl city sc are rumored to take it all in 2024
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link
Orlando support doing YSA on goal kicks like it's 2005, lol
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link
#5 on sacramento watched a lot of guys score on him in the second half huh
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link
Enjoy it Neando!
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 02:03 (one year ago) link
Lol during the YSA chants on the Jumbotron they flashed "NO PROFANITY" and then during the chant they flashed "Your socks have holes!"
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link
I <3 Facundo Torres. Hope he becomes a key player on Uruguayan National Team
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 03:03 (one year ago) link
A v nice story about a Fire homegrown's tying goal in the last game of the season: https://allchgo.com/2022/10/12/his-dream-came-true-the-story-behind-alex-monis-emotional-first-goal-for-the-chicago-fire/
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 22:25 (one year ago) link
well that was crazy
― symsymsym, Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
poor Philly
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
aww maaaaaaan! our jersey sucks!
https://i.imgur.com/vQrzroj.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link
that's the feared St Louis City SC. they feed us all purina here. it's dry but it's free
seeing as how adidas has had a total monopoly on jerseys for years and will for several more years (iirc): it could (and probably will be) worse
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
lol @ Austin
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:33 (one year ago) link
(the squad not the awesome poster)
austin fc failure is my success
not mls, but i bought season tickets to san antonio fc this year, im INVESTED
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:45 (one year ago) link
the 12th man!
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:53 (one year ago) link
defending usl champs babyyyy
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:53 (one year ago) link
Austin were -1500 Vegas favorites coming into this leg. Valotte AC have a rich history but the league they belong to hasn't completed a full season since 2018. and they had to play their 'home' leg of the match in another country (Dominican Republic). and facing one of the higher ranked teams in MLS who had a strong offensive output last year, and come out and win the first leg over them 3-0. what a great story/performance.
but also LOL AT AUSTIN FC
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:57 (one year ago) link
xpost nice. weirdly you all have a few ex-Orlando City players (David Loera and Victor "PC" Giro). so I guess I'll root for yas to win again this year ;)
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link
Concacaf is the gift that keeps on giving
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:33 (one year ago) link
now watch as my team will probably get rolled in 20 mins
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:37 (one year ago) link
Xp I rest my case
Best thing you'll see all day. 🐶Doggo just trying to score a goal. pic.twitter.com/ycikSNGlTz— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 8, 2023
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:08 (one year ago) link
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 7, 2023 8:01 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
we had santiago patiño, too! he was our playoff goal machine. he's off to brazil's 2nd flight iirc.
love pc, his name is completely incomprehensible to (theyre not his initials, not rly into gaming computers either afaik)
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:22 (one year ago) link
wow, Tigres player Gignac shoved our guy on the ground, straight red
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:54 (one year ago) link
rescinded. i don't think that was the wrong call.
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:56 (one year ago) link
any chance we could rename this thread to a general "professional american soccer" type beat? talk about mls, nwsl, usl, us national teams, etc?
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:14 (one year ago) link
i wouldn't object
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:17 (one year ago) link
actually going to watch the USMNT tomorrow against El Salvador
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:18 (one year ago) link
oh nice!
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:34 (one year ago) link
i am watching the angel city v gotham game rn and i am so so happy that angel city has been such a hit. west coast has the best soccer culture in the country (4 of the top 5 in nwsl attendance last year were west coast teams).
I really am sad that the Pride never got embraced in Orlando. interest was high for *one year* and then attendance fell to pitiful levels, and then the product on the field went into the toilet so it'll probably never recover.
shame...I love the NWSL. good soccer, and the small size of the league means you get to see some of the World Cup stars. we had Alex Morgan for several years.
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:46 (one year ago) link
speaking of...SD wave had over 30k at their opener this weekend
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:49 (one year ago) link
now THAT'S how you fuckin' do it
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:50 (one year ago) link
anticipating the '23 women's world cup boost for sure. three new teams coming i think by next year: utah, sf, and boston.
usl is supposedly starting a 2nd div women's league ('usl super league'). they had originally announced an aug 2023 start, but delayed it for another year. calendar is gonna line up with the aug-june international calendar. theyve been pretty tight-lipped about any teams though, just saying there'd be 10-12 teams to start and that most of them would be in cities that already have usl presence. would love to eventually see a women's open cup.
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:54 (one year ago) link
also btw how the fuck are stl 5-0-0 right now?? crazy
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 03:17 (one year ago) link
I was just talking about that with my buddies! I think the fact that they signed a lot of players early so they had a full off-season to practice helped. But to be 5-0-0 with a +11 goal differential is nuts for an expansion team even in this weird league.
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 March 2023 03:55 (one year ago) link