Meh. Really sloppy passing. Fulham obviously playing for the draw throughout and succeeded.
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link
Lol Leeds blew their lead
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link
just no threat from the Wolves at all
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link
like it was obvious that Fulham were bringing in two other defenders any time an attacker came close to the box, but they'd just try to dribble through it half the time
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
now, will Brentford beat Man U?
the fixture list has not been kind to Manchester United and after losing at home to Brighton last week it will be a big ask for ten Hag's team to eke out a result at Brentford
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link
probably true though, lol
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
Maguire will look good playing for a Championship squad
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
should be relegated for these kits they have on
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
Maguire body checks an opponent right outside the box. lmao
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link
de Gea with two awful mistakes. wtf
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link
What a strange, distant fever dream Utd's two decades of dominance seems now
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
we might see a rare goalkeeper swap at halftime
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
lool!
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link
holy fuck wtf
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
Crikey.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link
wow and thanks Flashscores for not sounding the goal alert noise for those last 3 goals.
― Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
oh, lol, i wasn't logged in.
― Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link
The problem is that a family run club like United simply don't have the resources to compete with your Brentfords
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link
as an american sports fan it disgusts me to see small market teams like man u get embarrassed this way, we may lack proper welfare supports in our social services, but we at least have them in our sports leagues to prevent ruthless domination by rich clubs like this
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
Surely ten Hag's position is untenable now he's lost the dressing room. It's time for somebody who understands the culture of Manchester United to come in and steady the ship, at the least to retain some dignity in the relegation fight. It's time for Brucey.
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-25-2017/CkxIjw.gif
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 August 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link
Jamie Redknapp getting salty with GNev "look at me when I'm talking to you!".
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 13 August 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
just watched aha
― Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link
dont really get why chelsea didnt get a free kick before spurs took the corner where they made it 2-2. if it had been a defender throwing an attacker on the floor by his hair p sure var would have given a pen. liked tuchels 'look at me when you shake my hand' aggro with conte.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 14 August 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
wig man bam. 5live were suggesting punches might have been thrown, but they always exaggerate these little shoving matches between managers.
― calzino, Sunday, 14 August 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
souness winding me up and embarrassing himself by going on about how football is a man's game 5 or 6 times whilst being sat next to Karen Carney ffs.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 14 August 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
One day anniversary of Scott Parker wearing a £950 Thom Browne cardigan during an amber heat warning pic.twitter.com/CU4mPJquQS— Emily Dean (@Divine_Miss_Em) August 14, 2022
it was a long journey for this committed fashion victim to get to the City ground, he had to travel all the way from 1948
― calzino, Monday, 15 August 2022 12:38 (one year ago) link
Souness has a new column in the Mail, hope he can do for them what he did for Liverpool in the early 90s.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 August 2022 12:47 (one year ago) link
first he took the Sun money now the Mail, stay classy Graeme
― ignore the blue line (or something), Monday, 15 August 2022 12:53 (one year ago) link
Lol Ronaldo wants out.
Time to go to MLS buddy
― Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
NV is this Nunes midfield signing gonna transform the Wolvies
i don't wanna kiss of death this but FUCK YES
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link
proper box to box mid, gonna add directness thru the middle, an extra attacking threat and all round dynamism god willing
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link
thank god. i didn't know much about the lad.
right now their attack seems to be hoping Neves scores from 40 feet out so I welcome this.
― Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link
Still need a striker probably but rumours are we're looking
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2022 06:32 (one year ago) link
Is it likely to transform them before Saturday's game with Spurs? Asking for a friend
― groovypanda, Thursday, 18 August 2022 08:55 (one year ago) link
Depends if he starts 😀
Still strikerless tho at the moment
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2022 09:47 (one year ago) link
Looks like he can hit a ball a bit
Matheus Nunes' final goal for Sporting was a belter. Ruben Neves might have some goal of the season competition at Wolves now. #WWFC pic.twitter.com/28ilzPQv1K— Alex Richards (@AA_Richards) August 17, 2022
― groovypanda, Thursday, 18 August 2022 10:48 (one year ago) link
Farewell Morgan Gibbs-White :(
― Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 August 2022 18:29 (one year ago) link
Insufficiently Portuguese.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Friday, 19 August 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link
I dreamed Ronaldo was going to a Saudi squad.
― Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 August 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
How much?!! Forest chucking fucking crazy money about. Can't wait for the points reduction when they get relegated and go into administration and Jon Moss is banned from officiating anything above junior schools league level after being implicated in a match-fixing investigation.
― calzino, Friday, 19 August 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link
42.5 million??!! that's more than Wolves paid for Nunes!
― Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 August 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
imagine spending crazy money like they are still ending up finishing below Brentford
― calzino, Friday, 19 August 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link
I like Gibbs-White, and mad that he's leaving, because I think he's probably going to get there eventually, but they just paid that transfer fee for someone with one goal and one assist in his entire Premier League career. his most productive season was last year, which he played in the Championship division on loan!
by the time he hits his full potential, they'll be back there. maybe that's why they signed him, lol.
― Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 August 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link
it would've been nice if MGW had stayed and hit his possible potential, but he didn't want to sign a new contract and i'm 96% certain we've just got the most money he's ever gonna be worth in his career
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 August 2022 01:51 (one year ago) link
agreed.
so I guess Nunes might be available for selection tomorrow? and I'm guessing Guedes might start considering he came in off the bench last week.
ugh if I'm waking up at 7:30 am to watch this, deems better show up to the thread too.
― Toonie Orlando (Neanderthal), Saturday, 20 August 2022 02:51 (one year ago) link
I was really impressed with Guedes last season, he’s enormously talented. I think Wolves will probably get something out of this.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 20 August 2022 10:42 (one year ago) link
Lollll
EXCLUSIVE: Moisés Caicedo has just informed Liverpool that he only wants to join Chelsea! 🚨🔵🇪🇨 #CFCCaicedo has decided to keep his word and only accept Chelsea as personal terms were agreed since end of May.Chelsea, set to bid again in order to get deal done with Brighton. pic.twitter.com/HI3geVVq9Z— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 11, 2023
― groovypanda, Friday, 11 August 2023 11:25 (seven months ago) link
Hamer to Blades is a decent signing but their squad is still basically weaker than it was last season.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 11 August 2023 11:34 (seven months ago) link
Wants to play for Chelsea = dickhead.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 11:39 (seven months ago) link
Probably just wants to stay in London as opposed to Liverpool Cheshire.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 11:45 (seven months ago) link
As the season starts today, shouldn't there be a new thread?
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 13:54 (seven months ago) link
yes. preferably with hateful statements about Nottingham Forest in the title
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 August 2023 13:55 (seven months ago) link
some good thread titles herehttps://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/aug/10/david-squires-on-what-to-expect-in-the-premier-league-this-season
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 August 2023 14:06 (seven months ago) link
£111m for caceido is ludicrous and lfc should be relieved he doesn't want to come. glad if it means chelsea have to fork out more than they want to get him, even funnier if it means he stays at Brighton. also we all know that this is how it works but is his agent really openly stating that they've agreed personal terms with chelsea before a bid has been accepted.
― oscar bravo, Friday, 11 August 2023 16:09 (seven months ago) link
Chelsea are fucking the entire notion of value in transfer fees as if they took it personally that city, newcastle, united had taken that mantle off them for a while
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:21 (seven months ago) link
at what stage is it strange that there arent backstreet football academies making millions like
how can there be so many barriers to entry to producing harrys maguire, theres plenty of beefy shit footballers around to be sold for a million less than he went for?
is it all agency closed shops?
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:23 (seven months ago) link
Idk but I instantly want to start one
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:24 (seven months ago) link
upfront costs for forming business relationships - i.e. mountains of coke - are prohibitive
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:26 (seven months ago) link
start with piles of coke, work your way up to hills, cmon ffs think THINK
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:32 (seven months ago) link
this is why i don't have an entrepreneurial mindset
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:43 (seven months ago) link
"They don't call me 'Charlie' Kane for nothing"
https://sun9-44.userapi.com/impg/e_ima9Tw2Ex2lTjv6xbfuZPsaiflQhV6YfcPcg/WftvVQQO5VA.jpg
― Number None, Friday, 11 August 2023 18:02 (seven months ago) link
anyway i'm rubbish at thread titles so somebody should start one so i can slander Burnley
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 18:06 (seven months ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/11/manchester-united-delay-mason-greenwood-decision-womens-world-cup-players
^ mufc board in lacking a fucking backbone shocker
― NickB, Friday, 11 August 2023 18:11 (seven months ago) link
Yeah
Feels like they're desperately trying to delay a decision until someone turns up to make it for them
― Number None, Friday, 11 August 2023 18:30 (seven months ago) link
Just been in a pub after work watching periodic displays of the flight path of Harry Kane's plane as he flies to Munich. Stoked for the madness or what?
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 18:35 (seven months ago) link
"I have in my hand a piece of paper..."
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 18:36 (seven months ago) link
Man U basically making it appear as if the onus on deciding Greenwood's future will fall on a handful of players from the women's team, who will subsequently be vilified whatever the decision is. Maybe the Glazer bros could just pay him off with some of their lovely dividend money?
― the phantom flim-flammer (Matt #2), Friday, 11 August 2023 18:54 (seven months ago) link
3 mins in and we have a Haaland goal
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:05 (seven months ago) link
START A NEW THREAD
― imago, Friday, 11 August 2023 19:19 (seven months ago) link
OR I WILL
― imago, Friday, 11 August 2023 19:20 (seven months ago) link
Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24
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― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:30 (seven months ago) link