most blood feuds do start over some trivial shit, but lord, a tenner bag of weed is a new low!
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:19 (one year ago) link
i blame metric, it was better when they sold it in eighths
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:25 (one year ago) link
I haven't bought weed in years but it seems weed dealers have took a side in the imperial vs metric war, bloody melts!
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:28 (one year ago) link
but when I did buy weed in the early 90's in the Sheepridge/Deighton area, interactions with dealers was always very cordial and relaxed, never felt in any peril or ever caught sight of a machete!
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:34 (one year ago) link
if a fvcked with screen names i'd definitely pinch "sugar-free traditional custard (albeit shrew-flavoured)"
― mark s, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:50 (one year ago) link
was curious if people eat shrews and there is a US Catch and Cook a shrew guide on YT. But their shrews look much bigger.
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 11:02 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp8i50Fureo― seo layer (Noodle Vague), zaterdag 13 augustus 2022 12:14
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), zaterdag 13 augustus 2022 12:14
Real Mzansi
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 13 August 2022 11:32 (one year ago) link
Torrential rain this afternoon after very hot weather the previous few days. I was on the bus home and there were a lot of drenched people. In front of me were two 14-15 year old lads who were skateboarders dressed in t-shirts and shorts. One of them said to the other "If I was wearing my waterproof jacket and trousers nothing would touch me except your mum."
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link
Hedgehog accidentally donated to charity shop https://t.co/JQZCymZMfh— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) August 23, 2022
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link
i've always wanted to take a roadkill one on a shovel, drop it off at a hedgehog hospital and tell them to sort that fucker out
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 13:01 (one year ago) link
Well, there it is. The picture that will go around the world. pic.twitter.com/Ysdqu6Mq9j— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) September 6, 2022
― koogs, Tuesday, 6 September 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcECdnoXoAAQO4z?format=png
― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure I saw that in the Jorvik museum in York
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link
things getting way too real very soon
― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link
you're the one that just posted that picture of the Queen ffs
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link
Perfection is everything
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 11 September 2022 08:23 (one year ago) link
A little outside of the thread's charter, but still:
I put crisps in between buttered bread, and yet you say I am not part of this culture?I shout "weyyyy" when someone smashes a glass in a pub, and still I am not part of your culture?WHEN YOU SAY AUTOGLASS REPAIR, I SAY AUTOGLASS REPLACE, BUT I AM NOT OF THIS CULTURE??? https://t.co/cU60a7pH71— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) September 12, 2022
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 September 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
BBC1's prime time show this evening is a single 90 minute shot of a van driving down a road in the drizzle.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link
slow television. it's a thing.
― koogs, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:43 (one year ago) link
you know, with the right soundtrack (so not these cunts droning on) this could be pretty good TV
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link
i turned it on on yr recommendation (sound down) and yes it's terrific
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link
modern city light is gorgeous
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
i had the same thought a few minutes back, take out the obsequious blather over the top and put a few captions on there and you've got a show
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
you wait until they drive back to London, could easily get 12 hours out of that, simulcast on the red button.
― koogs, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link
alternate commentary by hacker the dog
trying it with some different music, not sure this one works, any suggestions?
It's better if you take away the tedious commentary and add some music. pic.twitter.com/Kv9zxITydm— Centuries of Sound (@Centuries_Sound) September 13, 2022
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link
im listening to the new 5-4 pod
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62900500
"BBC to stream Queen Elizabeth II lying in state"
even slower tv...
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
If it didn't all absolutely boil my blood some of this could be prime ASMR fodder.
― brain (krakow), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 13:27 (one year ago) link
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelightfulDistortedAmazontreeboa-max-1mb.gif
― mark s, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link
Tesco, Bangor, 13/09/22 pic.twitter.com/g5jYrx0V49— Seiriol Dawes-Hughes (@seiriol) September 13, 2022
(saw my first EiiR memorial bus-stop earlier today, which then changed into some betting ad)
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
this seems not great:
Car boot...they selling lost parcels for £2 pic.twitter.com/iIzmHzmqIt— C B (@seeby123) September 18, 2022
― mark s, Sunday, 18 September 2022 16:22 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8ub0gddyA
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 18 September 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
youtubers whomst are impressively terrible
― mark s, Sunday, 18 September 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link
✔
― feudal vague (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 September 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdNPk-fWQAggNCl?format=jpg&name=small
― calzino, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link
My local business of the week award goes to Bing Shropshire, who has been selling his jugs of tea in the Municipal Gardens for 45 years. 'The odd thing is,' confessed Bing, 64, 'is that I don't even like tea. I hate it. And I hate people.' We wish him many more years of success. pic.twitter.com/rgbvHmj0Yr— Councillor Rowan Battley (@CllrBattley) October 1, 2022
― calzino, Sunday, 2 October 2022 15:47 (one year ago) link
googling "bing shropshire" brings up this tweet and nothing else that isn't just accidentally in the search field
― mark s, Sunday, 2 October 2022 15:51 (one year ago) link
too real for gs
― calzino, Sunday, 2 October 2022 15:52 (one year ago) link
it reminds of the real mini golf course that used to be in Rectory Park that had an honesty box and cans of pop on sale for 50p for when there was nobody there, god knows how that worked. The council stopped maintaining it 10 years ago and it's overgrown and strewn with dogshit now.
― calzino, Sunday, 2 October 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
wow, sudden vivid flashback to the putting green at Pleck Park when i was little
― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 October 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
The Jug of Tea place has been a staple of UK Martin Parr type Instagrammers and pre-Instagram bloggers and for about 20 years. I think the price was 99p when I first saw it.
― fetter, Sunday, 2 October 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link
pic.twitter.com/MxSEzN12xO— Mental Headlines (@MentalHeadline) October 9, 2022
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Monday, 10 October 2022 09:26 (one year ago) link
The same old story. One minute it’s a minor tiff over who had the last custard cream, the next it’s global thermonuclear warfare, millions dead, and the rise of the machines as per the prophecy. https://t.co/a1LMTBZxdp— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) October 10, 2022
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 10 October 2022 12:00 (one year ago) link
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g190804-d12865329-Reviews-Bude_Tunnel-Bude_Bude_Stratton_Cornwall_England.html
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 23 October 2022 13:28 (one year ago) link
suggested duration < 1 hour
no i think you shd try and take longer than an hour to walk just 70 metres
― mark s, Sunday, 23 October 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link
I wanted to know more about Blyth fan John The Toaster. A (presumably drunk) @NiallBromley gave me some context:"He plugs it in at random bars at away games and makes people toast."He's John The Toaster".🍞 pic.twitter.com/vv9qloKxNI— Fearless In Devotion - Wrexham AFC pod & fanzine (@fearlessidzine) October 15, 2022
― calzino, Sunday, 23 October 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
here i was hoping he had a bunch of slack rhymes
― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 October 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link
he once unplugged a bandit in York to make toast and when the barmaid complained he said “don’t worry I’m pat tested”
― calzino, Sunday, 23 October 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ff2rC3tXECImeWZ?format=jpg&name=900x900
🤣🤣🤣
― calzino, Monday, 24 October 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link