Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

"So the direction we've decided to go is . . . down."

I don't find it annoying (yet?), but "gatekeeping" seems to be on the same route to ambiguity-via-overuse as gaslighting

― rob, Wednesday, August 10, 2022 7:16 AM (yesterday)

It is definitely on the same route! It isn't as annoying because the original, potent meaning of gaslighting is a form of intimate abuse, whereas gatekeeping is bureaucratic in nature ... the annoyance (at least my annoyance) is less visceral.

Meanwhile, I have made peace with "ideate" and "cashflow" used as a verb.

However, I am currently annoyed by what I feel is the overuse of "trauma" and "healing"

Gaskeeping meanwhile means holding in a fart

I lack gaskeeping capacity tbh

"We've decided to go in a different direction."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtvGR8UX1L0

"nerd blackface" to describe any show about geeks that insensitively portrays their culture.

like makes me want nerds to get beat up p much

i have not heard this term before. i don't think it will have a nice life.

"it's a moveable feast"

^^^needs my mum to pop her head in and explain at full length which feasts (meaning saints and holy days) are "moveable" and why and how, and how you calculate them

no one's lazy clichetron would survive the info-assault

iow RETVRN

"Capture" to describe a photograph. The comments section on Flickr is full of "Great capture!"

(Also, it sounds like an NPR show: The Takeaway, The Pulse, The Capture...)

I still quote 'this is the age of the train'.

Perhaps it still is!

I like the references upthread to people who made up slogans, plus Ross MacManus.

“say less”

I used to work with an awful but malaproptastic woman who thought the expression was "it's a moveable beast".

I am generally a chilled-out linguistic descriptivist these days, but realised recently that people who aren't PC Copper giving evidence in court using "said" as in "we arrived at said hostelry", annoys me to an irrational extent.

Sounds very Colin Hunt-ish.

mum would have loved "moveable beast" and certainly started saying it herself

I knew a girl from Philly who thought 'might as well' was 'minds a well' and insisted we were all wrong.

she also called 'tennis shoes' "tenor shoes"

#istandwithher

hey, you minds a well

My sister thinks the opposite of ‘closed’ is pronounced OMPEN.

I once had a boss who was so delightfully prone to malapropisms that I kept a running list in a notebook. Unfortunately the only one I can recall right now is: "I hate eating caramel, because the Rembrandts get stuck in your teeth."

She also pronounced "papal" so that it rhymed with "apple."

A papal smear

I used to say "banal" like "anal".

i had a lot of banal sex

'heh, that's wayy above my pay grade'

"what's our playbook on this?"

"knowledge transfer"

― Ottbot jr (NickB), Thursday, December 18, 2014

"the team is complaining about not having enough time for the knowledge transfer - it's been a week"

i overheard a man drinking coffee speak this into a phone, the other day. come on, team, hurry the fuck up! work harder! transfer the fucking knowledge! god damn they're slow

my office is a wellspring of trendy nonprofit jargon gobblygook, but they seem to have finally stopped using 'learnings' in lieu of takeaways..

'So what learnings did we take from the conference?' drove me fucking bananas

Lessonings and Learnings

oh and everybody's a goddamn 'stakeholder' as well

Andy, I yearn longingly for the cuddly nonprofit jargon when I get into a workplace where the jargon is either too military ("after-action") or too sportsy ("playbook").

my team is not so bad, except when my boss says 'awesome sauce' in zoom calls

I usually sleep through the early all-staff zoom meetings, so I'm probably missing out on the newest jargon abuses

oh and everybody's a goddamn 'stakeholder' as well

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, September 23, 2022 5:09 PM (yesterday)

i often hear this / read about this in nonprofit articles and discussions on social media, and I envision a group of people wearing pastels standing in a circle holding stakes and discussing who is going to actually kill the vampire lying in the center of the circle

also on the jargon front, things I don't feel like hearing anymore: "emotional labor" and "unicorn" (as used to congratulate oneself for one's specialness and uniqueness) -- I am at the point where I want them to recuperate "snowflake" as a positive.

sorry, it's been a while ... PIPELINE ... except when referring to literal pipes

when i hear the words "{X} much?" (like e.g. "jealous much?" or "triggered much?") i reach for my revolver

^^^^^

thz to some work i didn't in the end land i discovered that "creative" is now also the noun the the specific work produced by the "creative" (aka the creator and the created have fused)

also that to "conquest" is now a verb

obviously i greatly like both these developments and shd really post them in a thread that signals approval rather than raging cope them but i also have too much fun making ilx seethe… so enjoy! consider yrselves conquested

thz <--

dogfooding

karl you just made that up

i wish that i had made it up. it is an ilx first mention. it came from an internal Meta memo that expressed disappointment that their metaverse sucks so badly that even their own employees don't want to use it. "dogfooding" is the practice of using your own products or services. i guess it's something

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/6/23391895/meta-facebook-horizon-worlds-vr-social-network-too-buggy-leaked-memo

A key issue with Horizon’s development to date, according to Shah’s internal memos, is that the people building it inside Meta appear to not be using it that much. “For many of us, we don’t spend that much time in Horizon and our dogfooding dashboards show this pretty clearly,” he wrote to employees on September 15th. “Why is that? Why don’t we love the product we’ve built so much that we use it all the time? The simple truth is, if we don’t love it, how can we expect our users to love it?”

In a follow-up memo dated September 30th, Shah said that employees still weren’t using Horizon enough, writing that a plan was being made to “hold managers accountable” for having their teams use Horizon at least once a week. “Everyone in this organization should make it their mission to fall in love with Horizon Worlds. You can’t do that without using it. Get in there. Organize times to do it with your colleagues or friends, in both internal builds but also the public build so you can interact with our community.”

employees, your mission is to love this dogshit product, and i order you to produce better results on our dogfooding dashboards

Apparently, "Homecoming" is now known as "HoCo".

"dogfooding" is truly gross

i think steve jobs invented it? or gets credit for inventing it? though his phrase was "eat your own dogfood"

oh oh i have one

"maker"

steve jobs: "think different"
steve jobs: "eat your own dogfood"

yeah maker sucks

Also 'creative' is a term for people that don't actually have a specific skill - architecture, knitting, ju-jitsu - but wish they did