The Tanking Will Continue Until Morale Improves: the 2022 Baltimore Orioles

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So when is that?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 9 August 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link

I've read the 23rd

I'll put my money on the 29th or 30th in case we're still in the hunt for the easy wild card

, Tuesday, 9 August 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link

still waiting to see what they do w/ that extra 40 man roster spot. have to imagine it goes to stowers or henderson, but...who knows?

j.q higgins, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link

stowers is just twiddling his thumbs hitting grand slams in Norfolk, he's 24, what does he have to learn at this point?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link

it's nuts w/o even getting into what guys like cowser and norby at bowie.

j.q higgins, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link

Officially half owners of the mickey mouse wild card

, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link

DL Hall reportedly joining the big team!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 12 August 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link

DL Hall is expected to start tomorrow night for the Orioles, a source tells The Baltimore Sun https://t.co/NX7bjVGGKG

— Andy Kostka (@afkostka) August 12, 2022

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 12 August 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

yay!

...but please promote stowers and gunnar henderson, next!

j.q higgins, Friday, 12 August 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

third place

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2022 02:45 (one year ago) link

stowers incoming. adios, brett phillips.

j.q higgins, Friday, 19 August 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link

But.... the third reboot of The Richie Martin Show instead of Henderson????

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 19 August 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

Wild game going on--Orioles up 15-10 in the 6th. (I've had it on in the next room--no Jays broadcast tonight--nothing but frantic yelling from the broadcasters.)

clemenza, Saturday, 20 August 2022 01:58 (one year ago) link

Even more surprising than the Orioles going on a 10-game winning streak is the Orioles following that up by just.... consistently playing like a normal and marginally contending baseball team, week after week?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 03:37 (one year ago) link

i was just thinking that. there was some panic on twitter, but they've seemed to still chug along and win more games than they lose. bor-ing, right?

j.q higgins, Thursday, 25 August 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link

I really do feel like you notice the absence of Mancini and Lopez when you watch the games though.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 25 August 2022 00:35 (one year ago) link

had pretty good seats for the cubs game last week and i have to say, i don't think i had appreciated how easy cedric mullins makes center field look and how inadequate tv is conveying the jorge mateo experience.

j.q higgins, Thursday, 25 August 2022 00:40 (one year ago) link

re: mancini, lopez

bullpen definitely has not regained the spring in its step. sorta thought they were gonna push hall as a multi inning for the rest of the year...would a made sense.

j.q higgins, Thursday, 25 August 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link

he is being "converted to a reliever" in AAA to be called up again apparently. probably could've just done that process in the majors but this way he conveniently stays a rookie

, Thursday, 25 August 2022 01:34 (one year ago) link

kyle stowers contributing, ilx gets results, you're welcome baltimore

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 August 2022 03:23 (one year ago) link

ho hum...another series win in the bag.

j.q higgins, Monday, 29 August 2022 13:46 (one year ago) link

today hurt - o's lose, rays jays and M's all win - but at least this is finally happening

Gunnar Henderson and DL Hall are flying to Cleveland tomorrow to join the taxi squad, per source #orioles

— Roch Kubatko (@masnRoch) August 31, 2022

, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 03:07 (one year ago) link

Happy Gunnar Day everybody! (Batting 6th and playing 3B against the Guardians today.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 31 August 2022 20:06 (one year ago) link

it was glorious.

j.q higgins, Thursday, 1 September 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link

ho hum...

j.q higgins, Friday, 2 September 2022 00:55 (one year ago) link

Can't say that having Baltimore at your heels is not comforting. They've got to be playing so loose right now; the Jays, meanwhile, have all these expectations.

clemenza, Friday, 2 September 2022 01:31 (one year ago) link

Double negative...it's not comfortable, is what I meant.

clemenza, Friday, 2 September 2022 01:32 (one year ago) link

I was surprised to read that the orioles and jays still play each other 10 more times this season. Could be interesting!

Michael F Gill, Friday, 2 September 2022 02:00 (one year ago) link

Nine Jays-Rays games, too.

clemenza, Friday, 2 September 2022 02:52 (one year ago) link

toss in the yankees and it's really looking like a dogfight down the stretch.

j.q higgins, Sunday, 4 September 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link

the way the jays rays and mariners are playing i'm thinking the yankees falling out completely is the only way we make it in

, Sunday, 4 September 2022 02:54 (one year ago) link

I know Gunnar's not THIS good but I sure am enjoying this (and the hair)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 4 September 2022 12:39 (one year ago) link

situation w/ the jays will resolve itself head to head, i think.

j.q higgins, Sunday, 4 September 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

1982 redux. sort of.

j.q higgins, Sunday, 4 September 2022 14:23 (one year ago) link

'89 for these two teams--Jays won the division by 2.0 over the Orioles, with the final three games in Baltimore. The Orioles had to sweep to win, two Baltimore wins would have left them in a tie. (I don't know if they went by head-to-head records then or a tiebreaker.)

clemenza, Sunday, 4 September 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link

right down to the "this team sucked real bad last year what happened???" factor

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 4 September 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link

I'd forgotten all about that! That was the team lost their first 21. I have a very clear memory of the clinching win in '89: Henke struck out somebody and pumped his fists. It was a big deal after blowing it in '87.

clemenza, Sunday, 4 September 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link

Larry Sheets (who had one big year, if I remember correctly).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ztJxMpVt8

clemenza, Sunday, 4 September 2022 16:29 (one year ago) link

team is absolutely screwed if they have to play a single day game in the playoffs

, Sunday, 4 September 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link

7 sunday losses in a row! why has this been a thing for so long? feel like we'd go on these streaks back in the dave trembley days

, Sunday, 4 September 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link

this team will never win a day game

, Monday, 5 September 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link

Does a 5pm start count as a day or night game??

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link

gonna say day for this one

, Monday, 5 September 2022 22:43 (one year ago) link

i'd like to be able to blame today on needing to rely on 2 AAA pitchers for both games of a doubleheader but the offense has felt inert for a while.

feels like it might be the end :|

, Monday, 5 September 2022 22:53 (one year ago) link

I woke up this morning feeling "this is the day that makes or breaks the season" and sadly I still agree with myself

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 September 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link

Very necessary win. Rougned being Rougned to nearly the greatest extent physically possible.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 14:50 (one year ago) link

well, that sucked.

j.q higgins, Thursday, 8 September 2022 09:37 (one year ago) link

i don't think we're gonna come back from that series. there's always a chance but.... no

, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:31 (one year ago) link

Have you met the 2022 Blue Jays? We're a tad streaky.

clemenza, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link


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