Dude kiss of death
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
fuck i know :(
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 August 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
Forest were absolutely dominated by Newcastle without a shot on target and the 2-0 flattered them. That's all I'm enjoy about the prem this season - them getting battered every week.
Their chairman is dodgy as fuck and has been investigated for match fixing in Greece and has probably had people done in. It was bad enough that they nicked our best two players. But then the cunt took our manager and another of our best players to his other club Olympiacos!
― calzino, Saturday, 6 August 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
heh! Forest fans are moaning that Toffolo is nowhere near prem quality and was the worst player on the pitch. What do they expect for £2m worth of left-back? They saw him 3 times last season and he wasn't Ben Chilwel standard then either.
― calzino, Saturday, 6 August 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link
it's good to be back
― Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2022 13:41 (one year ago) link
innit tho
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 7 August 2022 13:45 (one year ago) link
that was sub-Rangnick
― Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2022 14:57 (one year ago) link
need a right-back, central midfielder (ideally two) and a forward in before the next game
g'luck Erik
― Number None, Sunday, 7 August 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
are United a "the likes of" club now?
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link
even when my bunch of defectives beat them in '17 it didn't seem that much of a big deal. The difference here is Brighton are probably a much better side than them!
― calzino, Sunday, 7 August 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link
what has happened to Everton, dag
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 13:32 (one year ago) link
It's called schadenfreude and it tastes delicious
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 13 August 2022 13:42 (one year ago) link
Wide open net, two shots, nothing
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link
Wtf Neves
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 14:35 (one year ago) link
Bottlers
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link
The Guedes era has begun
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link
Leeds possibly going to have 6 points in 2 matches
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link
Alt Nouri you idiot
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
SA
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link
lol my stream is slow, thanks for making me relieved
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
best keeper in the Prem
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:41 (one year ago) link
45 minutes of stoppage
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link
Meh. Really sloppy passing. Fulham obviously playing for the draw throughout and succeeded.
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link
Lol Leeds blew their lead
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link
just no threat from the Wolves at all
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link
like it was obvious that Fulham were bringing in two other defenders any time an attacker came close to the box, but they'd just try to dribble through it half the time
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
now, will Brentford beat Man U?
the fixture list has not been kind to Manchester United and after losing at home to Brighton last week it will be a big ask for ten Hag's team to eke out a result at Brentford
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link
probably true though, lol
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
Maguire will look good playing for a Championship squad
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
should be relegated for these kits they have on
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
Maguire body checks an opponent right outside the box. lmao
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link
de Gea with two awful mistakes. wtf
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link
What a strange, distant fever dream Utd's two decades of dominance seems now
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
we might see a rare goalkeeper swap at halftime
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
lool!
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link
holy fuck wtf
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
Crikey.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link
wow and thanks Flashscores for not sounding the goal alert noise for those last 3 goals.
― Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
oh, lol, i wasn't logged in.
― Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link
The problem is that a family run club like United simply don't have the resources to compete with your Brentfords
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link
as an american sports fan it disgusts me to see small market teams like man u get embarrassed this way, we may lack proper welfare supports in our social services, but we at least have them in our sports leagues to prevent ruthless domination by rich clubs like this
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
Surely ten Hag's position is untenable now he's lost the dressing room. It's time for somebody who understands the culture of Manchester United to come in and steady the ship, at the least to retain some dignity in the relegation fight. It's time for Brucey.
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-25-2017/CkxIjw.gif
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 August 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link
Jamie Redknapp getting salty with GNev "look at me when I'm talking to you!".
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 13 August 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
just watched aha
― Ste, Saturday, 13 August 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link
dont really get why chelsea didnt get a free kick before spurs took the corner where they made it 2-2. if it had been a defender throwing an attacker on the floor by his hair p sure var would have given a pen. liked tuchels 'look at me when you shake my hand' aggro with conte.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 14 August 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
wig man bam. 5live were suggesting punches might have been thrown, but they always exaggerate these little shoving matches between managers.
― calzino, Sunday, 14 August 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
souness winding me up and embarrassing himself by going on about how football is a man's game 5 or 6 times whilst being sat next to Karen Carney ffs.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 14 August 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
I've got enough blame to go round, Lopetegui has form for walking away from teams and I'm not sure how much he was outright lied to. All parties have handled this about as badly as possible
Still think we've got some really good players and the core of a good team. Survival in the Prem is gonna hinge on how quickly the new guy - I am not thrilled at the prospect of O'Neil - can get a style in place, and how lucky we are with injuries
Longer term Fosun probably need to fuck off, they've looked rudderless and inept since before they sacked Nuno tbh
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 06:26 (seven months ago) link
oh happy fucking day
West Ham have reached an agreement to sign Manchester United defender Harry Maguire.Maguire made just 16 Premier League appearances last season, with Lisandro Martinez, Raphael Varane and Victor Lindelof preferred in central defence.More from @lauriewhitwell— The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC) August 9, 2023
― Number None, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 09:37 (seven months ago) link
Still the most expensive defender in the history of Association Football.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 09:45 (seven months ago) link
points-wise, psychologically
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 09:45 (seven months ago) link
still maintain he was good and potentially great before United tbh, something went badly wrong
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 09:46 (seven months ago) link
£30M seems a good deal for West Ham when you look at some of the prices players are going for. Wouldn't be surprised to see him flourish there.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:54 (seven months ago) link
Yeah, he could be a great signing. With Ward Prowse and Alvarez, I think they’ve done really well with the Rice money.
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 August 2023 03:05 (seven months ago) link
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Bayern Munich have reached an agreement with Tottenham to sign Harry Kane, sources in Germany indicate. #FCBayern proposal worth above €100m accepted by #THFC. 30yo has been leaning towards staying but must now make a decision @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/mPjC3YPDnH— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) August 10, 2023
― Number None, Thursday, 10 August 2023 10:01 (seven months ago) link
interesting move by levy given that the entire fanbase was rhapsodic about the hardball played til now and the prospect of 12 months under angeball
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 August 2023 10:56 (seven months ago) link
100m for 30yo w no pedigree of winning. game’s gone
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Thursday, 10 August 2023 11:20 (seven months ago) link
on an expiring contract dont forget
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 August 2023 12:37 (seven months ago) link
richarlison golden boot coming soon
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Thursday, 10 August 2023 13:04 (seven months ago) link
Villa trying to restart Nicolo Zaniolo's career on account of poor little Emi Buendia doing his ACL
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 10 August 2023 14:07 (seven months ago) link
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 10 August 2023 15:07 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Football Manager legend from a couple years back. Don’t actually much about him irl though.
I really like Villa and how they’ve bought, so naturally I expect something bad to happen, as I don’t trust them to just be a good team.
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 10 August 2023 15:42 (seven months ago) link
kane bottling the move to bayern will be hilarious if it happens.
― oscar bravo, Thursday, 10 August 2023 16:39 (seven months ago) link
Looks like he's off now. Would be amusing if Bayern don't win the league this year for the first time in 12 seasons
― groovypanda, Thursday, 10 August 2023 21:48 (seven months ago) link
as a recent convert to celtic fandom, i am a believer in the power of big ange
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Thursday, 10 August 2023 22:47 (seven months ago) link
same
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 August 2023 22:52 (seven months ago) link
Liverpool and Brighton are preparing all documents for Moisés Caicedo deal — agreement reached on £110m record British deal after late night bid 🚨🔴#LFC want to avoid surprises and then book medical tests on Friday, deal to be completed on player side early morning.⏳🇪🇨 pic.twitter.com/yXdSG5dWZk— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 11, 2023
― Number None, Friday, 11 August 2023 06:44 (seven months ago) link
Don't know much about the guy but he's only played 45 Premiership games, one full season.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 06:47 (seven months ago) link
it's mildly interesting that three out of the four most expensive PL players (once this goes through) are defensive midfielders in Fernandez, Rice and Caceido
Fernandez went for a record fee after only playing 17 games for Benfica too
― Number None, Friday, 11 August 2023 06:55 (seven months ago) link
Wouldn't be surprised if brighton spent a chunk of that on scott mctominay
― NickB, Friday, 11 August 2023 10:57 (seven months ago) link
Lollll
EXCLUSIVE: Moisés Caicedo has just informed Liverpool that he only wants to join Chelsea! 🚨🔵🇪🇨 #CFCCaicedo has decided to keep his word and only accept Chelsea as personal terms were agreed since end of May.Chelsea, set to bid again in order to get deal done with Brighton. pic.twitter.com/HI3geVVq9Z— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 11, 2023
― groovypanda, Friday, 11 August 2023 11:25 (seven months ago) link
Hamer to Blades is a decent signing but their squad is still basically weaker than it was last season.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 11 August 2023 11:34 (seven months ago) link
Wants to play for Chelsea = dickhead.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 11:39 (seven months ago) link
Probably just wants to stay in London as opposed to Liverpool Cheshire.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 11:45 (seven months ago) link
As the season starts today, shouldn't there be a new thread?
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 13:54 (seven months ago) link
yes. preferably with hateful statements about Nottingham Forest in the title
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 August 2023 13:55 (seven months ago) link
some good thread titles herehttps://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/aug/10/david-squires-on-what-to-expect-in-the-premier-league-this-season
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 August 2023 14:06 (seven months ago) link
£111m for caceido is ludicrous and lfc should be relieved he doesn't want to come. glad if it means chelsea have to fork out more than they want to get him, even funnier if it means he stays at Brighton. also we all know that this is how it works but is his agent really openly stating that they've agreed personal terms with chelsea before a bid has been accepted.
― oscar bravo, Friday, 11 August 2023 16:09 (seven months ago) link
Chelsea are fucking the entire notion of value in transfer fees as if they took it personally that city, newcastle, united had taken that mantle off them for a while
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:21 (seven months ago) link
at what stage is it strange that there arent backstreet football academies making millions like
how can there be so many barriers to entry to producing harrys maguire, theres plenty of beefy shit footballers around to be sold for a million less than he went for?
is it all agency closed shops?
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:23 (seven months ago) link
Idk but I instantly want to start one
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:24 (seven months ago) link
upfront costs for forming business relationships - i.e. mountains of coke - are prohibitive
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:26 (seven months ago) link
start with piles of coke, work your way up to hills, cmon ffs think THINK
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:32 (seven months ago) link
this is why i don't have an entrepreneurial mindset
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 17:43 (seven months ago) link
"They don't call me 'Charlie' Kane for nothing"
https://sun9-44.userapi.com/impg/e_ima9Tw2Ex2lTjv6xbfuZPsaiflQhV6YfcPcg/WftvVQQO5VA.jpg
― Number None, Friday, 11 August 2023 18:02 (seven months ago) link
anyway i'm rubbish at thread titles so somebody should start one so i can slander Burnley
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 18:06 (seven months ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/11/manchester-united-delay-mason-greenwood-decision-womens-world-cup-players
^ mufc board in lacking a fucking backbone shocker
― NickB, Friday, 11 August 2023 18:11 (seven months ago) link
Yeah
Feels like they're desperately trying to delay a decision until someone turns up to make it for them
― Number None, Friday, 11 August 2023 18:30 (seven months ago) link
Just been in a pub after work watching periodic displays of the flight path of Harry Kane's plane as he flies to Munich. Stoked for the madness or what?
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 18:35 (seven months ago) link
"I have in my hand a piece of paper..."
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 11 August 2023 18:36 (seven months ago) link
Man U basically making it appear as if the onus on deciding Greenwood's future will fall on a handful of players from the women's team, who will subsequently be vilified whatever the decision is. Maybe the Glazer bros could just pay him off with some of their lovely dividend money?
― the phantom flim-flammer (Matt #2), Friday, 11 August 2023 18:54 (seven months ago) link
3 mins in and we have a Haaland goal
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:05 (seven months ago) link
START A NEW THREAD
― imago, Friday, 11 August 2023 19:19 (seven months ago) link
OR I WILL
― imago, Friday, 11 August 2023 19:20 (seven months ago) link
Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24
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― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 August 2023 19:30 (seven months ago) link