Don't want no short dick POLL

are the male backup dancers guys whose dick size Gillette has approved of, or are they her backup dancers cos they're short

Why isn't it "Get the fuck ou-*turns into laughter*"?

"Short Short Man" a huge hit at my 7th and 8th grade dances (and "Brick" was the go-to slow dance song - I think the junior high's preferred DJ was having fun).

i was such a prude I really thought the song was talking about height when I heard it, until I saw the Billboard Chart listing one week and saw "Short Dick Man" listed

I didn't know it was dick until some time in the 2010s.

I was trying to record a Foo Fighters song and it wasn't coming off right cos it had two guitar parts that were both entirely necessary for it to work so

I did this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUP4zuWhuCo

https://adventuredaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/capsule-lighter.jpg

Is Gillette really the best a man can get

Lol

I definitely liked this song when it came out, but with 2022 hindsight - isn’t it body shaming?

i think short dick, like big dick, is an energy

as long as you feel a thunder in your heart you’re good

"Short Short Man" more body shaming than "Short Dick Man" IMO

Are we actually debating whether "Short Dick Man" is body shaming?

No, I’m happy with Noodle Vague’s response

I wouldn't say I'm very offended by it but I do hold the controversial view that it is in fact mocking men who literally have short dicks.

just want to mention that i heard the uncensored version playing at a grocery store when i lived in china

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going with gtfoh, because it's a good general mantra.

thoroughly enjoyed your cover, neanderthal. kind of a bill callahan vibe.

I honestly read that as “genital mantra”

well i do identify as asexual, so sure why not

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This song is terrible.

^ban

I co-sign Mr. Snrub

TEENY WEENY SHRIVELED LITTLE

what in the world is that fuckin thing

once had a big onstage entrance to this song— whole dance number, mussolini poses etc.— as the magistrate in lysistrata, but (supporting noodle vague’s read upthread) in later scenes its literalism was belied by my four-foot blue papier-mâché cock

That Xuxa video is one of the best videos ever

I remember loving “Mr Personality” as a kid but… it doesn’t sound as I remember it at all