Major League Soccer

HEH

Andrew Gutman on scoring MLS' 20,000 goal:

"I don't get a bonus for it. I don't get anything. MLS loves it though."

— Felipe Cárdenas (@FelipeCar) August 14, 2022

Btw Neanderthal Chris Mueller has arguably been the Fire's most consistent offensive player this season fwiw

Lol of course that's how it worked out. Well glad he has worked out for you. Prior to last year he'd been one of our best as well so he has a decent ceiling when he's inspired

I am downgrading my season Tix cos the premium seats I get I can't afford any more. Not for how rubbish we are at home

Also though easier to see play unfold from higher up in stands.

Prices got jacked up for next year here too, I could understand if they were consistently winning but that is not the case

MLS reddit is usually hell but this was actually pretty funny pic.twitter.com/mzfPPBSIoC

— Lava Spike Jonze (@Julio_DA) August 22, 2022

dying

The best thing to ever happen in the MLS… pic.twitter.com/VdZWtK5TKi

— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) August 26, 2022

AhhahHahaHah

My season tickets used to be behind goal. That was one reason I moved

Apparently got concussed from it :/

https://amp-tmz-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.tmz.com/2022/08/23/fan-drilled-free-kick-mls-game/

;_; my boys

http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/4732679 via @ESPN App http://espn.com/app

lol on that replay you can see two of my friends. one of them laughed and told us the other left him hanging when she went to hi-five him, he had disappeared, and he said in his excitement, he'd leapt down a row.

the replay confirms her story, you see her turn to hi five him, and look confused when he's not there, lol

Me at Open Cup final

https://i.ibb.co/nQK7kfh/IMG-20220907-194837.jpg

oh shit thats right now

rooting for sacto bc fuck mls im sure you understand

Decent game so far, I love the Open Cup

neanderthal when st louis city SC starts up i am going to try to pay attention. look out -- many are saying that stl city sc are rumored to take it all in 2024

Orlando support doing YSA on goal kicks like it's 2005, lol

#5 on sacramento watched a lot of guys score on him in the second half huh

Enjoy it Neando!

Lol during the YSA chants on the Jumbotron they flashed "NO PROFANITY" and then during the chant they flashed "Your socks have holes!"

I <3 Facundo Torres. Hope he becomes a key player on Uruguayan National Team

A v nice story about a Fire homegrown's tying goal in the last game of the season: https://allchgo.com/2022/10/12/his-dream-came-true-the-story-behind-alex-monis-emotional-first-goal-for-the-chicago-fire/

well that was crazy

poor Philly

aww maaaaaaan! our jersey sucks!

https://i.imgur.com/vQrzroj.png

that's the feared St Louis City SC. they feed us all purina here. it's dry but it's free

seeing as how adidas has had a total monopoly on jerseys for years and will for several more years (iirc): it could (and probably will be) worse

lol @ Austin

(the squad not the awesome poster)

austin fc failure is my success

not mls, but i bought season tickets to san antonio fc this year, im INVESTED

the 12th man!

defending usl champs babyyyy

Austin were -1500 Vegas favorites coming into this leg. Valotte AC have a rich history but the league they belong to hasn't completed a full season since 2018. and they had to play their 'home' leg of the match in another country (Dominican Republic). and facing one of the higher ranked teams in MLS who had a strong offensive output last year, and come out and win the first leg over them 3-0. what a great story/performance.

but also LOL AT AUSTIN FC

xpost nice. weirdly you all have a few ex-Orlando City players (David Loera and Victor "PC" Giro). so I guess I'll root for yas to win again this year ;)

Concacaf is the gift that keeps on giving

now watch as my team will probably get rolled in 20 mins

Xp I rest my case

Best thing you'll see all day. 🐶

Doggo just trying to score a goal. pic.twitter.com/ycikSNGlTz

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 8, 2023

xpost nice. weirdly you all have a few ex-Orlando City players (David Loera and Victor "PC" Giro). so I guess I'll root for yas to win again this year ;)

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 7, 2023 8:01 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we had santiago patiño, too! he was our playoff goal machine. he's off to brazil's 2nd flight iirc.

love pc, his name is completely incomprehensible to (theyre not his initials, not rly into gaming computers either afaik)

wow, Tigres player Gignac shoved our guy on the ground, straight red

rescinded. i don't think that was the wrong call.

any chance we could rename this thread to a general "professional american soccer" type beat? talk about mls, nwsl, usl, us national teams, etc?

i wouldn't object

actually going to watch the USMNT tomorrow against El Salvador

oh nice!

i am watching the angel city v gotham game rn and i am so so happy that angel city has been such a hit. west coast has the best soccer culture in the country (4 of the top 5 in nwsl attendance last year were west coast teams).

I really am sad that the Pride never got embraced in Orlando. interest was high for *one year* and then attendance fell to pitiful levels, and then the product on the field went into the toilet so it'll probably never recover.

shame...I love the NWSL. good soccer, and the small size of the league means you get to see some of the World Cup stars. we had Alex Morgan for several years.

speaking of...SD wave had over 30k at their opener this weekend

now THAT'S how you fuckin' do it

anticipating the '23 women's world cup boost for sure. three new teams coming i think by next year: utah, sf, and boston.

usl is supposedly starting a 2nd div women's league ('usl super league'). they had originally announced an aug 2023 start, but delayed it for another year. calendar is gonna line up with the aug-june international calendar. theyve been pretty tight-lipped about any teams though, just saying there'd be 10-12 teams to start and that most of them would be in cities that already have usl presence. would love to eventually see a women's open cup.